by Mischalova at . Comments

There's more excitement over there than a night in Vegas with Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.

First, Shanna Moakler made perfectly good use of her MySpace account during her feud with Travis Barker. Since then, the couple has reunited.

Shanna Pic

Now, the former Miss USA and Dancing with the Stars contestant is taking to her online world again - in order to publish the contact information of Paris and Lindsay Lohan. No, seriously.

Shanna's swipe at the two airheads was a response to a blog posted on the MySpace page of Harry Morton, which gave out Shanna's contact info. Morton, of course, is Lohan's ex. Shanna believes that one of the girls is running Harry's page, and that the hard-partying starlets hacked into Shanna's phone and MySpace.

"I know for a fact he (Harry) does NOT have a MySpace account," Moakler says on her site.

A spokesperson for Lindsay - who just recently had her MySpace page hacked into supposedly - told TMZ, however: "Those are not her e-mail addresses."

It's complicated stuff, we know. You're better off just taking a look at the account of Shyamali Malakar. There are just nude guitar-playing pictures there. None of this other nonsense.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

In case you're wondering about the status of Shanna Moakler and her ex-husband, don't worry. The former beauty queen has cleared it up the only mature way celebrities know how:

Boakler

MySpace.

Despite having been seen in public with Travis Barker a lot recently, Shanna insists there are no romantic intentions. It's all for the kids, supposedly.

Here is her recent MySpace posting, word for ungrammatical word:

"travis and i are not back together. we are working on being good friends and even better parents, we did celebrate our daughters first birthday at disney with our friends and family and our children it was really fun!"

Moakler did not mention whether or not her current beau, porn legend Jay Grdina, was present at the celebration.

The former Miss USA also had no comment on the latest beauty pageant to lose her crown: Ashley Harder.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Now THESE are signs of a mature break-up:

First, Shanna Moakler is throwing a "divorce party" at the Bellagio in Las Vegas on Friday. And that's okay - for some, a crazy night in Sin City with hundreds of their closest friends is the way to get over a difficult time in life.

Shanna Pic

Moakler's ex, Travis Barker, wasn't as sympathetic, however. He happened upon the flyer (pictured) and posted the following gentle soliloquy on his MySpace page:

THIS IS THE SAME WIFE THAT EMAILED ME TO TELL ME SHE WOULD BE SLEEPING WITH HER NEW BOYFRIEND IN MY BED THE DAY OF OUR ANNIVERSARY 2 DAYS AGO SO THIS DOESN'T COME AS A SHOCK. AND THE SAME PERSON WHO IS MAKING "I LOVE SHANNA" SHIRTS FOR PEOPLE TO BUY, IN SUPPORT OF ALL THIS AND PLAYING THE VICTIM, IT SADDENS ME PEOPLE AND EVEN BRINGS ON THE URGE TO PUKE, HOPE IT DOES YOU AS WELL.

IM GONNA SAY A LONG PRAYER FOR HER, SHE NEEDS IT. THERE ISN'T A PART OF SHANNA AND I AND THE FACT OUR MARRIAGE FAILED THAT I COULD BE CELEBRATING OR HAPPY ABOUT EVEN AFTER ALL OF THIS TIME IT WAS OUR FAMILY…IT WAS ALL WE HAD……I MEAN A PARTY??? WHAT DOESN'T KILL ME MAKES ME STRONGER:)

HOPE SHANNA'S PARTY IS EVERYTHING SHE COULD HOPE 4.

We wonder which is worse: the fact that Barker has often thrusted his tongue down the throat of Paris Hilton (also pictured)? Or the fact that he replaced the word "for" with the number "4" in this post?

Either way, we hope these kids find peace and happiness. And it could be worse - Barker could have possibly gotten Karrine Steffans pregnant immediately following the divorce.