Good news, Nick Carter:
You're no longer the only person to have beat up on Paris Hilton. At least according to a police report filed last night.
TMZ has learned that Hilton and Shanna Moakler both filed police reports early Wednesday morning, alleging each was attacked. Paris says Moakler socked her in the jaw. Moakler claims Paris' ex shoved her down some stairs.
And The Gossip claims this news was a great way to start our morning.
Elliot Mintz, Paris' publicist, tells TMZ.com that his client was at Hyde nightclub Wednesday night. At approximately 1:10 a.m. she says she was approached by Shanna, who allegedly began screaming obscenities at her and then struck her with a closed fist.
Of course, being fisted isn't anything new for Hilton.
Mintz says Hilton never touched Moakler. She did, of course, touch Shanna's ex-husband, Travis Barker.
Mintz and Paris then went to the LAPD's Hollywood Division where she filed a police report, alleging battery.
But that's not all!