Shanna Moakler is the ex-wife of Travis Barker. The two married in 2004, starred on MTV's reality show Meet the Barkers, then split up in...

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Former beauty queen, Playboy model, DWTS contender and controversy magnet Shanna Moakler has posted a photo of herself after getting liposuction.

And holding the fat that was literally sucked out of her body.

Shanna Moakler Liposuction

Shanna hit Elite Body Sculpture in Beverly Hills for some quick body work - Airbrush Laser Liposculpture - and boy did she get her money's worth.

According to EBS, the plastic surgery doesn't require a scalpel, but a circular-shaped device that leaves a tiny scar that's smaller than a pencil eraser.

Shanna Moakler, 38, said wanted some extra help tightening up her stomach, which she had a tough time doing after giving birth to three kids.

She must be happy with the results, because she posted the above photo of herself holding a container of 2.5 liters (84.5 ounces) of her body fat.

You may vomit on cue ... or laugh at this funny footnote:

The former Mrs. Travis Barker and Miss USA 1995's first stop after the procedure? Boa Steakhouse on the Sunset Strip, where she enjoyed a steak.

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Four Miss USA winners in the nude? Together? Sign us up.

A gorgeous quartet is teaming up, sans clothes, for PETA.

Miss USA Winners Nude

Ahead of this year's pageant, past champs Shanna Moakler (1995), Shandi Finnessey (2004), Susie Castillo (2003) and Alyssa Campanella (2011) are naked!

In the gorgeous black and white photo, the four lovely ladies appear along with the tagline "Feel Beautiful in Your Own Skin, and Let Animals Keep Theirs."

Needless to say, this will attract attention to the cause!

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Turns out, there's one thing Shanna Moakler hates more than Carrie Prejean.

The former Miss USA and beauty pageant judge was asked about breastfeeding this week by TMZ - and proceeded to make her feelings known in a way that may not sit well with millions of moms around the world.

Shanna Moakler Photograph

Deeming the act "incestual" and "gross," Moakler explained that she just looks at breasts "as, like, sexual."

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Shanna Moakler hasn't exactly let go of her feelings for disgraced beauty queen Carrie Prejean.

About a month after the former Miss USA contestant got married to Kyle Boller, Moakler spoke to In Touch Weekly and offered anything but congratulations. Focusing on Prejean's infamous stance against gay marriage, Shanna said:

Carrie Prejean at the Mic

“Isn't it nice to be able to go and celebrate your love with your family and friends? How can you deny that joy that you experienced on that day to other living human beings? You should be ashamed of yourself!”

In a way, Moakler has gotten the last laugh in this feud.

A federal judge in San Francisco struck down Proposition 8 as unconstitutional this week, ending California's ban on homosexual marriages.

However, because Prejean's 15 minutes are up and she exploited religion and milked every ounce of attention she received for every last penny back in the day, we're guessing she couldn't care less about this issue anymore.

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Try to stifle your laughter as you check out the photos below.

In the first, Shanna Moakler does her best to make everyone forget that she actually won the Miss USA pageant in 1995. We somehow doubt she'd have pulled out that victory with her new hairstyle.

In the second, Nicolas Cage shows off the only thing more hilarious these days than his movie resume: a balding man sporting a blonde mullet. Forget Supercuts. As a broke actor, Cage is clearly trying to save money by visiting Crappycuts.

Compare the horrible hairstyles below and vote on the worst...

  • Blonde with Braids
  • The Blonde Mullet

Whose hair is more atrocious?

 

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Shanna Moakler is really sorry.

During a recent appearance on The Wendy Williams Show, the former beauty pageant queen referred to Khloe Kardashian as a "donkey."

Tweeted Khloe in response: "Who is shana moakler??? I have no idea who this girl is but I guess she is talking about me. Talk on honey...I can care less LOL."

We're shocked by this whole thing. We had no idea anyone watched The Wendy Williams Show!

  • Pic of Shanna Moakler
  • Khloe Picture

Moakler actually apologized immediately, Tweeting to Khloe: "You are right. We don't know each other personally and I apologize for my comment this morning," adding in a statement: "I feel really bad. I shouldn't have said it."

But is this feud really over?

Shanna mixed it up with Kim Kardashian in July 2008 because she thought Kim slept with her ex-husband, Travis Barker. It was a silly accusation, of course.

Barker is way too pale for Kim's taste.

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Earlier today, Carrie Prejean actually filed a lawsuit against Miss California pageant officials Keith Lewis and Shanna Moakler.

The attention-starved beauty queen claims this pair discriminated against her religion and caused extreme emotional distress.

Carrie Prejean at the Mic

In response, Moakler's attorney, Mel Avanzado, has issued a statement that comes to the same conclusion any sane person would arrive at: Prejean is an idiot.

"On Ms. Moakler's behalf, I can say unequivocally that Ms. Prejean's lawsuit is without merit.

"More importantly, as everyone who watched or read her public statements is well aware, Ms. Prejean's unfortunate and bigoted statements are responsible for any public humiliation or damages to her reputation that she has claimed to have suffered. Ms. Moakler strenuously denies that she did anything wrong and looks forward to proving that in a court of law."

Choose a side in this feud:

 

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Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler have fallen off the peaceful bandwagon.

The contentious couple had gone all summer without going off on one another in public. But, like any good bender, Barker has now broken that truce in a extreme fashion.

Last night, as he dropped off son Landon and daughter Alabama at Moakler's home in Rhode Island, the Blink 182 demanded that his nanny remain with the children. Moakler refused the request.

Barker flipped out, began to scream, and police were called to the scene.

  • A Decent Dad
  • Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler Picture

The many sides of Travis Barker: doting father, occasionally nice boyfriend. Not pictured: insane ex-husband. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

"When Travis refused to go, Shanna called the police," an anonymous source told Life & Style. "They gave Travis a choice: Leave or get arrested. So he left. But he wasn't happy. He's already Twittered about Shanna."

He sure did! Here's what Barker wrote about his ex-wife:

My babies [sic] mama is a pile of sh*t.

Snaps. Yo. Expect Moakler to respond on MySpace in 3... 2... 1...

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Carrie Prejean is really gonna hate this.

A trio of celebrities - one gay, one straight and one bisexual - has come together to help film a PSA on behalf of the NOH8 Campaign.

The video below is a response to today's ruling by California's Supreme Court, which held up that state's Prop 8 ban against gay marriage.

We're advocates for equal rights, but it's hard to see how anyone can take your cause too seriously when Tila Tequila - a woman who forced potential suitors on her VH1 reality show to eat pig vagina in order to prove their worth as a love interest - is a prominent voice for it.

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A couple weeks ago, Shanna Moakler resigned her post with the Miss California pageant, citing the lying, manipulative, deceitful ways of winner Carrie Prejean.

Ever since, the former Miss USA champion has faced a mountain of criticism, most referring to her as a hypocrite for calling out Carrie on posing naked. After all, didn't Shanna bare all in Playboy?

Trump vs. Prejean

"For the people who are like, 'How can you say this? You have this persona, and your personal relationship is a mess, and you posed for Playboy,'" Moakler said to Us Weekly, "I'm not a title holder. I'm not in a contract. I posed for Playboy years after I was a title holder."

That's a good point; though the naked pictorial still gives Moakler slightly shakier ground to stand on.

As for Prejean, please tell us how you really feel about her, Shanna.

"Carrie is very, very nice when she wants something. And when it's her turn to do her end of the deal, it's very complicated. She's late, she doesn't show up. It's always a problem. I can deal with difficult, but I  can't deal with nasty and she was getting nasty."

Moreover, Moaker says Prejean sent her hurtful emails after the press conference, taunting Shanna and saying she "should be thanking [Prejean] for extending my fifteen minutes."

Moakler also said Carrie sent several biblical quotes "that I felt were inappropriate."

Wait, Prejean tried to impose her personai views on someone else? That doesn't sound like her at all!

Shanna Moakler Biography

Sexy Shanna Moakler Shanna Moakler is the ex-wife of Travis Barker. The two married in 2004, starred on MTV's reality show Meet the Barkers, then split up in... More »
Born
Birthplace
Providence, R.I.
Full Name
Shanna Lynn Moakler

Shanna Moakler Quotes

I've been friends with Laura for the past ten years – before she was my nanny – and I completely stand by her.

Shanna Moakler [on Laura Boyce, former nanny of Rob Lowe]

She’s soooo f*cking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass.

Shanna Moakler [on Kim Kardashian]
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