Seth Green

Sorry ladies. Seth Green is off the market: The actor officially married his model/actress fiancee Clare Grant on Saturday, his rep confirmed today.

Green and Grant tied the knot at a private vineyard in Northern California, according to a source. The two got engaged a couple of months ago.

Mixing business and pleasure (and humor), Green is executive producer and co-creator of Robot Chicken for which Grant also does voice-overs.

The actor also producers hilarious Family Guy quotes each week.

Grant, who attended the University of Memphis, appeared with Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan and stars in the MTV series $5 Cover.

Congratulations to Seth Green and Clare Grant!

Seth Green provides many hilarious Family Guy quotes as the voice of Chris on the Fox animated comedy. Now he's going to be a family guy in real life too.

He's engaged to Clare Grant!

"Yeah, we did it!" he said of his engagement to his model-actress girlfriend, as the couple left the Tarina Tarantino Sephora launch party in Hollywood.

The actor was scarce on details, but a friend of his dished that the duo got actually engaged back on New Year's Eve and plan to tie the knot in May.

A smiling, scruffy Seth Green with future wife Clare Grant.

Things appear to be going well for them, judging by their PDA-filled wait at the valet stand last night. Hey, who said business and pleasure can't mix?

The friend of Seth's reports designer Tarina Tarantino is working with Clare Grant to create her wedding day hairpiece as well as her bridesmaid gifts.

Congratulations to the happy couple!

Bashing Britney Spears is so September 10.

Yes, most of the online community has moved on, and now it's time to take cheap shots at the random-ass loons we only know exist because of her - namely her most famous Internet defender: Chris Crocker.

By now you've surely seen Crocker's tearful defense of Britney Spears ("She had two f*%king kids! Her husband was a USER!") circulating on the web.

Yes, Chris Crocker. Britney is a human being. An absurd one, not unlike you. Funny how that works. That said, everyone is lining up to poke fun at both.

Even Seth Green.

Sporting enough eyeliner to resemble Pete Wentz, Seth Green went on MySpace TV and screamed into the camera, skewering the effeminate, teenage Chris Crocker by begging fans to just leave him alone, man!

"You have not spent a mile walking in his sneakers ... or platform pumps," Green shrieks. "I don't know what he wears but I bet it's stylish!"

Just a guess here, but it's probably pumps. Or stiletto heels.

And yes, Seth Green has gone from an actor best known for some of the great Can't Hardly Wait quotes 10 years ago to a guy on our site solely because he lampoons a guy who defends Britney. As The Hollywood Gossip world turns....

Here's Seth Green impersonating Chris Crocker: