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On the season finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Khloe continued to struggle with her crumbling marriage to troubled husband Lamar Odom.

On top of Khloe Kardashian's plight, her brother Rob wrestled with depression and body issues and Kylie Jenner turned 16, which was like a massive deal.

Come along for THG's +/- KUWTK season finale recap!

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick discuss Lamar Odom's flakiness of late, and start to get annoyed when plans with the couple seem in doubt again.

Imagine how Khloe feels right about now. Minus 600.

When the NBA star’s agent called looking for him, Kourtney got a better idea of what her sister has been dealing with. And it's far from good. Minus 400.

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Sunday on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we saw perhaps the first hints of Khloe's well-documented relationship problems looming on the horizon.

While in the past, Khloe has been open, honest and outgoing - whether you like it or not, she is who she is - this week she seemed extremely withdrawn.

Most likely because things with Lamar Odom are unraveling.

Let's get to that and more in THG's +/- KUWTK recap ...

Watching Khloe Kardashian struggle to maintain her privacy, which she is supposedly adamant about despite being who she is? A delicate balance.

Delicate and awkward.

One got the sense from watching this week that the mostly-staged show was trying to delve into Khloe's real problems and couldn't decide how.

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a sex tape was the talk of the household ... and for once, it didn't involve the family member you think.

No Kim Kardashian sex tape to be seen here, fans.

Sadly. We're talking something not nearly as hot.

It was revealed that a Kris Jenner sex tape supposedly exists, which would be more mortifying if it weren't amusingly mocked by Kourt and company.

Meanwhile, Khloe Kardashian struggled with memory loss, while Kendall opted to spend more time with the Jenner side of the family, to Kris' consternation.

How did it all play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Khloe’s alleged memory issues allegedly came to a head during a conversation with Kris and Kourtney, who say Khloe never remembers any details!

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It's all about Kim Kardashian, morning, noon and night. We learned that last week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, not that it wasn't obvious prior to that.

Despite being the Golden Child (or Golden Ticket), even Kim can't help but feel a little washed up these days, pregnant and isolated and lonely and bored.

So she's obsessed with young Kyle Jenner. Naturally.

What contrived nonsense did this obsession spawn?

THG recaps the gripping episode, +/- style below ...

These are actual Kim Kardashian quotes:

  • "I want Kylie to remember that I have cool style and cool taste."
  • "I just want to see what the young crowd is about."
  • "[Kylie Jenner] is the real deal."
  • "I just want to be cool again."

Yeah. Minus 7,000.

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Drama, as we know, comes with the territory on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but Kim Kardashian and even Brody Jenner got a pass last night.

Last week, Brody called out Kris Jenner for being a fame whore and a bad mother, but this week he was largely singing her praises on the trip to Greece.

Kendall Jenner, meanwhile, was a lot less happy ... with everyone.

Why? Let's break it all down below in THG's official recap!

Kendall Jenner and Brody Jenner

All this time, the Kardashians worried that Kris and Brody Jenner wouldn't get along, but it ended up being Kendall who was the most put out by everyone.

The reason was simple, and typical of a teenager. She wanted to be involved, but is also shy and not as outgoing, so it was hard for her to be proactive.

Plus 100 because while this storyline wasn't the most exciting in reality TV history, it was one of the most realistic if you've ever known a teenager.

And Plus 100 more for being the shy one. This krew needs one!

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the attention Kim Kardashian kommands from the media - and everyone - started to wear on her sister.

Seriously, it's all about Kim all the time, and not just on celebrity gossip websites. Kourtney in particular got jealous of her younger sis in a big way.

How did this semi-contrived storyline play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Kim Kardashian, Breasts Photo

Kim Kardashian, clearly, has been Kris Jenner's favorite for years.

She is, after all, the chosen one inside whom Ray J made hard love, the one who commands endless fascination, the one upon whom the spotlight shines brightly.

Kourtney Kardashian, however, at least had kids. 

Now that Mason and Penelope are about to be overshadowed by North West, you can tell that Kourt is feeling a bit sad about giving up that spotlight too.

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the family drama was off the chain.

No, not because of North West. That still hasn't happened in the KUWTK universe.

What contrived storylines were the focal point Sunday? Find out in THG's recap!

Rob Kardashian Promo Pic

Rob Kardashian, who looks nothing like the promo pic above, can't catch a break.

From Rob's weight gain and possible "food addiction" to increasingly temperamental behavior with the paparazzi and even his family, he's not in a good place.

Calling Kim Kardashian names because she's huge and pregnant? Minus 100.

When his car got towed, no one believed him or went to get him. Plus 50.

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Last week's Keeping Up With the Kardashians centered around Kim's pregnancy.

With the early arrival of baby North West, we're sure to hear plenty more about that in the coming weeks. Sunday's show, though, was all about Scott Disick.

The man proved inspirational to a cancer patient ... yes, we're serious.

Reality TV at its best, people! Let's break down this week's episode:

Scott Disick Promo Pic

Scott Disick has made us all cringe over the years by being a creepy, narcissistic jerk at times ... but is it possible that this was all (or mostly) an act?

Or the character he was playing in those early days?

It's hard to say, but we've seen a more likable side of the man in the last year-plus, from hilarious antics to last night's genuinely warm (!?) behavior.

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Sunday on the season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick became parents for a second time. Congrats, kids.

Elsewhere, Bruce was honored for his pre-Kardashian achievements, Khloe followed up with a fertility specialists and Kim decided to freeze her eggs. Nice.

How did it all end? What else went down in La-La land?

We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

  • Disick and Kourtney
  • Kourtney Kardashian, Daughter

Bruce Jenner was honored during the U.S. Olympic trials and his decathlon gold medal glory is forever immortalized in a University of Oregon museum. Plus 25.

"Being able to see him around all these people who are so excited and that witnessed what he had accomplished ... it was a really special moment and I will absolutely never forget that." - Bruce's newly-married son Brandon Jenner. Plus 15.

He was also voted Father of the Year by Esquire. A bit of an odd call given that he has six kids by three marriages, but still, hard not to like Bruce-man. Plus 15.

Kris, meanwhile, receives a certificate confirming her “Momager” title. “I’m a Momager people, have a little respect!” she declares. No. Just no. Minus 550.

Khloe gets herself checked out with ultrasounds and other tests so that one day, she can produce a child of her own. Hope that works out for her. Plus 20.

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This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe really wanted a baby. Scott Disick, meanwhile, pondered whether he should keep producing them.

Khloe's baby fever stemmed from Kourt's after all, leading the former to reflect on the fact that it comes so easily for her sister, yet is so hard for her.

Khloe thus seeks options to enhance fertility, while Scott explores options to do ... the opposite. We break it all down in THG's official +/- recap!

Kourtney, Scott

Kourtney confesses that she'd like to have even more kids with Scott. Or without him. He does make cute ones, but hey, why limit your options! Plus 20.

Scott confides to friends that he doesn’t want more kids at his age and may need to get a vasectomy. Definitely the first option for handling this. Minus 10.

His friends say just to talk to Kourt, she can be reasonable. LOL. Minus 15. This is a girl who says she no longer believes in the pill. Like at all.

The doctor tells him it’s a permanent solution and to be prepared. Rob tells him he’s too young to do it. Scott doesn't do it. Storyline concludes. Minus 30.

Khloe, meanwhile, works up the strength to see a fertility specialist, and it turns she may have problems ovulating. Poor girl, that just breaks your heart.

"I can't believe I'm sitting here, going through porn magazines so I can find the perfect pair of knockers." - Kris. Minus 150 and that seems generous.

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