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On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 15, Kim and Khloe bickered, Bruce and Kiss argued, and Kendall and Kylie Jenner went missing.

Sort of. Also, Brody sought revenge for seeing Kim nude last week, while someone surprising revealed that they have kissed Kim in the past. But who?!

Before we get to that, Leah Jenner, Brandon's lovely wife, invites Kris to join her for a late night dip in the ocean, which makes Kris feel a bit better.

Kylie and Kendall Jenner are still upset with her, and she's feeling the emotional effects. The next morning, the youngsters are still missing from the table.

Hmm. Unable to locate them, Kris feels Bruce is blaming her for everything, and decides that the family go out in two groups to search for the girls.

Somehow, we're getting the impression that this is a tad scripted. Call us crazy here.

Not that we're shocked. We watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online weekly.

Still, is there a snowball's chance in Thailand that they were actually missing in any real else? Brody's not buying it, and neither are we frankly.

The family gets a "lead" on the young ladies when a local taxi stand informs them that Kylie and Kendall Jenner were spotted catching a cab into town.

Then Khloe gets a text from her sisters, posing on the beach. Khloe and Kim head towards them. Bruce and Kris stay behind to bicker in the van some more.

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On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 14, Brody Jenner got awkwardly turned on by Kim Kardashian and Kris and Bruce argued a lot.

We could stop the recap right there, but in the interest of paragraphs ...

It's hard not to sympathize with Brody Jenner here. First your father marries Kris Jenner, causing a decades-long rift between the two of you.

Then your stepsister Kim Kardashian turns into ... Kim Kardashian.

While the rest of the group went zip-lining and took in the stunning Thailand surroundings, Kim was preoccupied by taking a book of selfies for 'Ye.

Many of which features full-on boobs and nips hanging out.

Putting aside the fact that it's not really a selfie if your ASSISTANT TAKES THE PHOTO for you, it's kind of cute that Kim takes them for her man.

(It's also cute when an elephant attacks her in the process).

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The latest installment of Keeping Up with the Kardashians found Kim and Khloe bonding over mud and Kourtney trying to understand Scott Disick's spoiled needs.

But, in the end, as always, the episode came back around to Kris Jenner.

It all started with Scott wanting to avoid traffic when heading to Las Vegas and other locales and coming up with the only logical purchase he could think of: a helicopter!

This meant getting a helipad for the backyard of his new home, an idea that got Scott thinking he could be just like Leonardo DiCaprio's character in The Wolf of Wall Street.

Kourtney wasn't in love with the proposal, but she also wanted to be supportive.

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Sunday on Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 10, Khloe Kardashian and Kendall Jenner had a heart-to-heart over how terribly they treat their own mother.

Ah, sisterly bonding.

Kris Jenner really does make it easy at times to make fun of her, what with acting like she's 20 and all, and Khloe has never been one to mince words.

As Kim Kardashian sagely pointed out, though, Khloe is also a role model for Kendall Jenner, who sees her attitude and also treats Kris like dirt. So ...

Kendall Jenner Side Boob
Kendall Jenner posted this photo to Instagram. It shows off her side boob.

You have to admit, it was rather alarming to see Kendall call her mom a "desperate f--king whore" under her breath, no matter how grating Kris can be.

Khloe sought to rectify this, and no thanks to the bugs sketching Kendall out on their nature walk, eventually got her point across. Time to be nicer to Kris.

For Khloe this meant taking her clubbing.

Kris Jenner totally goes commando, because obviously, and now this image is likely seared into your cranium whether you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online or not.

You're so welcome, everybody.

The Twerking that ensues at the club is enough to scar you for life, but as Khloe says, Kris is the glue that holds the family together. Like her or not, it's true.

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On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 9, a major part of the long-running E! reality show was exposed before our eyes as inauthentic.

No, not Bruce's face, Kylie Jenner's plastic surgery or every thought that passes through Kim's lips. This was truly a work of art you didn't see coming.

Bruce Jenner with a Ponytail
How long is Bruce Jenner's hair these days? He can easily wear is in a ponytail.

We begin with Bruce, getting his hair trimmed by a stylist at Khloe Kardashian's house because Kris doesn't like Bruce's long hair. Bruce likes his pony tail!

Bruce is happy with his look, though Khloe thinks it looks exactly the same. Out of nowhere, Kris shows up unannounced and starts giving her opinion on it.

She wants it gone. Bruce makes sure HE is gone, storming off. Later, Kris is also concerned that Bruce isn't taking proper care of himself with his meals.

Therefore, she goes to the grocery store and stops by his Malibu house to stock the fridge, to Bruce's annoyance, as he moved there to get away from her.

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Yup, Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant.

This bombshell was dropped at the conclusion of the Keeping Up with the Kardashians summer premiere last night, with Kourtney agreeing that she had to be more open with Scott Disick and then revealing the truth to viewers:

Her open legs and Disick's lack of protection will result in baby number-three at some point in the near future!

In the following preview for upcoming episodes, Kourtney says two magic words to Scott and he responds with two right back to her: Holy $hit!

We also watch as Scott tells Khloe how she's popular among rappers (hello, French Montana!) and as Kim plans her wedding to Kanye West.

It's gonna be a sizzling hot summer! Prepare for it now:

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Sunday on Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 8, the First Family of Reality TV returned for a wildly anticipated second half of the season.

From Kimye's wedding to Rob letting himself go, to Khloe moving on and Kylie and Kendall Jenner (in general), there's a whole lot to keep up on with the Kards.

Oh, and Scott Disick got Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again. Can you even handle all the storylines we have to look forward to this summer?

We'll do our best to break it down for you. Things got underway last night on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 8, where all this went down ...

We kick things off with Kim Kardashian and sisters Kourtney and Khloe jumping on the backyard trampoline, obviously and innocently enough.

Khloe reveals that someone has already made an offer on the house that she and Lamar Odom used to live in (that person is Kaley Cuoco).

A good thing, to be sure, but Khloe is reeling from the split with Lamar and the sudden change it has wrought, and feels so confused and lost.

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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 7, the reality show's midseason finale, finally showed us the beginning of the end for Khloe and Lamar.

She wasn't the only one mulling a gigantic life change, however, as siblings Rob and Kourtney Kardashian also took big steps towards improving their futures.

It was Khloe and Lamar at the center of the drama, though, and you knew that was coming months before you could watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online.

We are all aware how things unraveled between the two of them - drugs, arrests, other women, crack videos - but this provided a behind the scenes look.

In the end it took sisters Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, along with Khloe's best friend Malika Haqq, holding an informal intervention of sorts to make her listen.

Despite her hard work, the marriage is over. It's not her fault that the situation is what it is, but at some point she has to look out for herself and protect her soul.

No wonder this emotional episode was titled "The Courage to Change."

She finally is convinced to file for divorce after the final straw - that messed up Lamar Odom crack video about her that made its way onto the internet.

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Last night on Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 5, the unforgettable, magical moment we've all been waiting for came to fruition at last:

Kanye West proposed to Kim Kardashian on her 33rd birthday in San Francisco!

The Future Mr. & Mrs. West
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian celebrate their engagement and look happy as can be.

Viewers finally got to see the whole thing go down Sunday, but the joyous event was more bittersweet than we even knew thanks to Scott's mother's health.

At the beginning of the evening, Kim's sisters Kourtney and Khloe are calling all of her friends and family to organize the trip, and Kim's still clueless.

Scott's mom, Bonnie, who's in ICU with some very serious health problems, causes him to fly to New York to be with her like any good son would do.

He made the right call, and is a far better guy than people think based on his reality TV persona. For the rest of the Krew, it's off to the City by the Bay.

Once in San Francisco, the Kardashian family prepares for the big night at their hotel, and heads to AT&T Park, home of the San Francisco Giants,

Several of Kim and Kanye's loved ones are already there. When they get word that Kim Kardashian is en route to the stadium, they head to the dugouts to wait.

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Kim Kardashian suffered a different kind of wardrobe malfunction on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 3 Sunday, to her brother's dismay.

Or maybe it was an anatomy malfunction?

In truth, it wasn't a malfunction at all. When Kim's right breast started leaking milk in mid-conversation in the kitchen, that's just how it goes for a new mom.

Even those who watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online regularly and know how the show will "go there" were likely surprised that it went there.

"Your boob is, like, leaking out of control!" Khloe Kardashian told her older sis as she and Rob Kardashian noticed the large liquid mark around her nipple.

"It is like a water fountain!"

Rob was seriously creeped out, saying as he shook his head and exited the room, "'What the f--k ... that weirds me out, for real. That just weirded me out."

Weird or not, North West has some good options! Kim's boobs. Not just for Ray J, Damon Thomas, Reggie Bush, Kris Humphries or 'Ye anymore.

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