by Free Britney at . Comments

Scott Disick is either stoned out of his mind or filling the void of his infamous dalliances with drugs and alcohol by indulging a long-repressed fast food craving.

The longtime partner of Kourtney Kardashian didn't just hit up Burger King the other night, he dropped $205 on just Chicken Fries from Burger King.

That's 45 orders, for those keeping score at home.

  • Scott Disick, Chicken Fries
  • Chicken Fries Receipt

Guess nothing cures Disick's alcohol poisoning like greasy chicken shaped like fries. Hopefully he at least shared some with the pregnant Kourtney.

Scott, whose Instagram title is hilariously @letthelordbewithyou, posted the receipt on his account, writing "Thank the Lord @BurgerKing #ChickenFriesareBack."

The 31-year-old also hashtagged #bkpdpartner which some take to mean that he was paid to post that, but regardless, Disick is officially Lord of the Fries.

We think the title suits him, and that he wouldn't argue.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Stay classy, Scott Disick.

While the reality star's quasi mother-in-law and sister-in-law were having a bikini battle over Instagram this weekend, Disicik took to the same social media network and posted photos that were especially douchey.

Even for him.

Along with captions such as "Hello, peasant's is that u?" and "I can't help myself tonight #fu," Disick essentially bragged that he's so rich, he wipes his rear end with $100 bills. Is there any other way to interpret these pictures?

  • Scott Disick Money Pic
  • Toilet Paper Roll Pic

But, hey, at least Disick earns his money.

The guy works very hard standing on red carpets and getting paid by the paparazzi to walk around town with baby mama Kourtney Kardashian. Don't hate, playas. You're just jealous.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

There may not be a bun on Kourtney Kardashian's oven after all.

With rumors of a third baby on the way for this reality star and Scott Disick, the latter has Instagrammed a photo of his non-wife that seemingly disproves the chatter.

"Looks like an angel," Disick captioned the picture of Kourtney and her flat tummy.

Kourtney Kardashian Stomach Pic

The couple, together since 2006, is already the parents to three-year old Mason and 13-month old Penelope.

And baby drama likely isn't what this family needs at the moment anyway: Khloe Kardashian is dealing with a possibly cracked out Lamar Odom, while Kim Kardashian still must get her bikini body back.

It's unclear which of these issues is more pressing for Kris Jenner.

Scott Disick Biography

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Scott Disick is the on-again, off-again boyfriend of Kourtney Kardashian. In the summer of 2009, it was announced that she was pregnant -... More »
Birthplace
Long Island, New York
Full Name
Scott Disick
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