by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Stay classy, Scott Disick.

While the reality star's quasi mother-in-law and sister-in-law were having a bikini battle over Instagram this weekend, Disicik took to the same social media network and posted photos that were especially douchey.

Even for him.

Along with captions such as "Hello, peasant's is that u?" and "I can't help myself tonight #fu," Disick essentially bragged that he's so rich, he wipes his rear end with $100 bills. Is there any other way to interpret these pictures?

  • Scott Disick Money Pic
  • Toilet Paper Roll Pic

But, hey, at least Disick earns his money.

The guy works very hard standing on red carpets and getting paid by the paparazzi to walk around town with baby mama Kourtney Kardashian. Don't hate, playas. You're just jealous.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

There may not be a bun on Kourtney Kardashian's oven after all.

With rumors of a third baby on the way for this reality star and Scott Disick, the latter has Instagrammed a photo of his non-wife that seemingly disproves the chatter.

"Looks like an angel," Disick captioned the picture of Kourtney and her flat tummy.

Kourtney Kardashian Stomach Pic

The couple, together since 2006, is already the parents to three-year old Mason and 13-month old Penelope.

And baby drama likely isn't what this family needs at the moment anyway: Khloe Kardashian is dealing with a possibly cracked out Lamar Odom, while Kim Kardashian still must get her bikini body back.

It's unclear which of these issues is more pressing for Kris Jenner.