by Hilton Hater at

Kourtney Kardashian may be many things: a talent-free reality star; an attention whore; a mother of two.

But the new In Touch Weekly claims to make it clear: this large-breasted brunette is "no dummy."

Kourtney Kardashian In Touch Cover

With rumors abounding that Kourtney will actually marry Scott Disick, the tabloid reports there's one minor little hold-up: a prenuptial agreement.

“If anyone screws up in this marriage, it will be Scott, not Kourtney,” alleges an insider. “She’s no dummy.  She’s protecting her and her children’s futures.”

There's reportedly $20 million at stake, with a vacation to Paris between the couple ending in "disaster" recently because Disick does not want to give in to his fiancee's demands.

Can you blame the guy? He just wants to kick back and drink some Heineken, people!

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by Hilton Hater at

We hope you're sitting down, readers. Seriously. Take a deep breath. You simply won't believe this.

According to a new report, a member of the Kardashian family may soon get married. But not for love. For money!

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Tabloid Cover

Scott Disick was allegedly spotted at a Fort Lauderdale jewelry this week and insiders tell the tabloid he and Kourtney Kardashian have "met with a wedding planner."

How sweet, right? Not exactly.

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by Hilton Hater at

We've heard about it for years regarding Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick: the end is near, the break-up is imminent, he's a total and complete douchebag.

But a new tabloid cover story implies an impending split between the reality star and her baby daddy for a brand new reason: Disick's shady, law-breaking father.

Kourtney Kardashian Tabloid Cover

It's come to the attention of Kourtney and her family that Jeffrey Disick - Scott's 62-year old father - recently turned himself in to the Suffolk County (N.Y.) District Attorney’s Office in the wake of grande larceny allegations. He stood accused of stealing money from a Long Island bank.

Jeffrey eventually pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of petty larceny, paid $6,500 in restitution and was sentenced to 140 hours of community service.

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by Free Britney at

Welcome back to the first annual Tournament of THG: Couples Edition, where fans vote on the most popular celebrity couple in the entire universe!

The concept is simple: Pick your favorite of the two pairs in each poll. Done. YOUR VOTES will determine the winners of this tournament showdown.

Selena Gomez in a Bikini

In recent matchups, Jay-Z and Beyonce took on Jason and Molly from The Bachelor, Will and Kate battled Britney Spears and Jason Trawick, and Vampire Diaries stars Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev squared off with Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth.

Today's poll: Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick vs. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez! Vote for your favorite duo in the first-round contest below!

And the Winner is?

Which celebrity couple do you like more, Kourtney and Scott or Justin and Selena? Vote in this first-round Tournament of THG Couples Edition matchup now! View Poll »

Poll is now closed! Here are the results:

Kourtney & Scott
28.0%

Justin & Selena
72.0%

Total Votes: 4611

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by Hilton Hater at

In news almost as shocking as Camille Grammer clamoring for pity, a new report spoils the finale of Kourtney and Kim Take New York...

... and states that the series will conclude with Scott Disick "proposing" to Kourtney Kardashian. From there?

Hi, Kim and Kourtney!

"Just like sister Khloe and Lamar, Kourtney and Scott will not only get their own show but also a wedding. It's going to be TV gold," an insider tells Pop Eater.

Kris Jenner, of course, is the evil genius behind Scott and Kourtney's planned reality show, which will follow the bride and groom as they pretend to argue over wedding details.

"What is going to make this new show a monster hit is that Scott and Kourtney are actually happier than ever," the source adds. "Heading toward the alter is the next step for them with or without the cameras."

HA! Without the cameras. This is the Kardashians we're talking about, right? That was funny.

UPDATE: Claims a show insider: "We WISH they would get engaged! But no news yet...They have promised to let us know if and when they pop the question!"

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