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Kim Kardashian recently admitted that she and Kanye West are trying to have a second child.

But this isn't the case for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick: they've already succeeded at procreating... for the third time!

While both halves of this twosome have remained unusually quiet about the impending baby, we saw Kourtney confirm her pregnancy on an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9, while the star's tummy speaks for itself these days.

As for whether Mason and Penelope will be welcoming a brother or a sister at some point in the next few months? We now have that answer as well.

According to an In Touch Weekly insider, Kourtney and Scott "just found out" they they are having... A GIRL!

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Earlier this summer, Rob Kardashian Tweeted that he has a son.

The actor was kidding (we think), but plenty of male celebrities face the very serious issue of having a child out of wedlock.

From rappers... to DJs... to basketball players... to whatever the heck Scott Disick does for a living, most of these stars have taken responsibility for their actions, while hopefully offering up a lessons to fans around the world:

Don't cheat. Do use protection. And put a ring on the finger of Kourtney Kardashian if you wish to be categorized differently. Sheesh! 

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Pauly D produced a daughter named Amabella after a one-night stand with a native of New Jersey. He is active in his child's life.

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Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again, according to a new report. A little less than two years after she gave birth to daughter Penelope, she is expecting her third child!

The father, of course, is her longtime love Scott Disick.

"She's only a few months along," one insider says of the mom-to-be, but she's got that glow. "Kourtney looks really pretty. She has a nice flush on her cheeks."

"It was planned," the source adds of the child, who'll join brother Mason, 4, and sister Penelope, 23 months. "[Kourtney] wants to have a handful of kids."

Indeed, if you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online, you know that the older sister of Khloe and Kim Kardashian doesn't take birth control.

"I need to see what it's like with two, but [having kids] is what life is about," she said just last season. "I'm not going on the pill. I don't believe in it anymore!"

Looks like Kourtney certainly stayed true to her word there.

The couple will welcome their new little son or daughter in December, another insider says. As for whether the new arrival will be a boy or a girl?

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Welcome, readers, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

We just came across this cute photo of Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick and their two kids, and it's just begging for your hilarious captions.

What are Kourt, Scott, Mason and/or Penelope thinking/saying?

You tell us! Just leave comment(s) below with the best caption(s) for the photo! Go to it! We will announce a winner Tuesday. Best of luck!

UPDATE, 9/4: Shannon Valk is our winner! Congrats! The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions: kim trashdasian, GhostWriter743 and Mmonna.

Thanks so much to all for playing!

Disick Family

Penelope: "Let me get this straight. Mommy and Daddy sleep in separate beds and we have four aunts that look exactly alike?"

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Not even we can make fun of the Kardashians for this one:

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are the new parents of a baby girl, E! News confirms, as the former gave birth to Penelope Scotland Disick early this morning at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

She weighed in at seven pounds, 14 ounces.

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Pic

"Scott and I are overjoyed to welcome our precious angel Penelope Scotland Disick into our lives. We are forever blessed. Mommy and baby are resting comfortably," Kourtney said in a statement, while Kris Jenner has also already chimed in and said it was an "easy delivery."

Kardashian and Disick announced they were expecting in November. They are already parents to Mason Dash, 2, and don't really have plans to marry any time soon.

We send our congratulations to the couple and look forward to seeing Penelope on the cover of whatever tabloid pays Kourtney and Scott the most money.

UPDATE: Kim Kardashian has chimed in with a statement:

Welcome to the world, Penelope Scotland Disick! Kourtney gave birth to a beautiful baby daughter on Sunday and the whole family is so thrilled to finally meet her! She is absolutely perfect! I am so excited to be an aunt again and can't wait to spoil little Penelope. I know Mason is going to be the best big brother in the whole world. Congratulations Kourtney and Scott. Xo

[Photo: WENN.com]

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Kourtney Kardashian has a message for her fans: OMG.

That's right: Oh... My... GIRL!

The reality star sold the announcement of her baby's gender to OK! this week, revealing to the tabloid that she's having a girl in just a few months.

A Girl for Kourtney Kardashian

We're "so, so excited," Kourtney says, while boyfriend Scott Disick - who apparently has NOT abandoned his baby mama - adds:

"I even wanted a girl the first time - and then we had Mason and it couldn't have been any better... We're very fortunate to have the combination that everyone wishes for."

Does the couple have a name selected?

"We actually have one name that we both love, but I'm not sure," Kardashian said. "I feel like you don't really know until after you meet the baby."

In other words: we'll tell you when a tabloid shells out big bucks for the answer.

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Kim Kardashian may be destined to never procreate, but she's about to become an aunt for the second time.

Kourtney Kardashian announced today - via a statement to E! News and an Us Weekly cover story, of course: cha-ching! - that she and Scott Disick will soon be parents again.

"Scott and I are so excited to announce that we are expecting our second child and are thrilled to be expanding the love in our family," she said, adding that she's nine weeks along and, yes, one is supposed to wait until one is 12 weeks along to tell the public, but: "I'm confident."

Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Cover

And here's an incredible coincidence: the pregnancy takes place just as the oldest Kardashian sibling is kicking off an E! Online-sponsored Web series titled Kourtney's Mommy Blog. Look for her to share stories on there about Mason, while offering parenting and fashion advice to other mothers, who apparently have absolutely nowhere else to go.

Welcome to the Kardashian world, unborn baby. Your mom is already making money off of you.

[Photo: WENN.com]

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It's a question all fathers have asked themselves: How much should I charge a network for featuring my son on a reality TV show?

For Scott Disick, that answer is reportedly $5,000. For producers of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, which debuts January 23 on E!, their response is: HA!

Scott and Mason

$mile, $on!

Sources close to the show say E! offered $1,000/episode in exchange for Mason to appear on the upcoming spin-off, but Disick "played hardball" and "bungled negotiations, so you won't see Mason at all."

Scott's greed, of course, will likely benefit to Mason in the long run.

But, don't worry folks, there are still more Kardashian-related programs on the way. Khloe and Lamar Odom have signed on for a new reality show. Thank goodness.

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Mason Dash Disick turns one year old today, and his family is celebrating in the only way it knows how: by blogging about the occasion.

Writes Kim Kardashian: It seems like just yesterday we were all at the hospital with Kourtney for his birth, and now he’s walking around all on his own and I can barely lift him, lol!

Writes Khloe Kardashian: HAPPY birthday to my beautiful baby nephew, MASON!!!!!!!! OMG I can't believe it's been a year since this perfect little person came into our lives.

Mason Dash Disick

We feel your pain, Mase.

Writes Kourtney Kardashian: Happy very first birthday to my little angel Mason! You complete and fulfill my life. This year with you has been more than I could have ever imagined.

Writes Kate Gosselin: My goodness, even I don't exploit my children to such an extent!

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Look, Kardashian family: we understand you'll do and say anything for attention. We comprehend the concept of a publicist and of concocting your own feuds and rumors in order to remain relevant.

But can you please leave innocent children out of your self-serving games?!?

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Yesterday, over the course of several painful hours, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick engaged in a pointless, fake public feud that centered around Kourtney and Scott's son, Mason Dash. It started when Kim posted the following photo of her nephew and Tweeted:

Please nobody tell Kourtney I just twittered a pic of Mase, she just might kill me! I just couldn't resist!

On cue, Disick called his quasi sister-in-law out, writing about his baby mama: "She's not going to be pleased."

From there, Kourtney chimed in, clearly being nothing but pleased: "Everyone told on u kim for showing a pic of Mason! At least u r an incredible auntie," she wrote.

Yes, how dare everyone tell on Kim... for posting a photo that went out to her giant base of Twitter followers, including Scott and Kourtney?!?

Let's hope that Mason skips right past crawling and walking and just learns how to sprint. The kid has to make a run for it before it's too late.

Scott Disick Biography

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Scott Disick is the on-again, off-again boyfriend of Kourtney Kardashian. In the summer of 2009, it was announced that she was pregnant -... More »
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Long Island, New York
Full Name
Scott Disick
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