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This is just not Scott Disick's week.

First, Michael Girgenti came out and claimed he may be the father of presumed son Mason because he totally boned Kourtney Kardashian about nine months before the child was born.

Now, following a hunting incident on last Sunday's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, the reality star has been accused of.... MURDER!

Scott Disick Stare

Disick shot an alligator in the face on that installment and, in response, a representative from the nonprofit organization International Reptile Rescue has spoken out on the incident.

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On last night's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, Scott Disick went alligator hunting with members of Vienna Girardi's family (yes, that Vienna Girardi), eventually shooting one of these animals behind the eyes.

The endeavor so upset Tori Spelling that she took to Twitter and called out the reality star.

“Any1 else upset by 2nite ep of K&K Take Miami?" wrote the actress. "Taking alligators life on camera as a storyline&making a mockery of it sent me over the edge."

Scott Disick and an Alligator

Disick later said that he wanted to take the gator skin and make it into a pair of loafers.

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This week's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami saw Kim earn her place on a Worst Dressed list, which caused her to worry about her rep and Kanye's.

Meanwhile, Scott wanted new shoes so he naturally decided to hunt a gator.

It's Florida, after all. So come along, y'all, for THG's official +/- KKTM recap!

Scott Disick Hunting

Ah Kim Kardashian. Even though her fashion is pretty dreadful, watching her break down as she lands on the Worst Dressed list is the most genuine she's ever been.

Reality TV, for once? Plus 70.

Kim worries about how her man will respond, as people will assume fashion-conscious Ye had a role in how she looks. This is pretty stupid logic. Minus 30.

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Scott Disick really has a way with both women and words.

On last Sunday's episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, Disick was critical of Kourtney Kardashian's weight, telling his baby mama that her goal should be 93 pounds and that her body USED TO BE "bangin."

Real smooth, huh?

Scott and Kourtney Pic

In response, hundreds of fans called Disick out on Twitter, referring to him as a "pig" and saying Kourtney deserves better than such a "jackass."

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This week's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami really got the competitive juices flowing as the girls threw down in a winner-take-all smell-off.

Seriously. Who comes up with these plots at this point.

Which one of the Kardashian sisters smells worse?

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Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian

Because we are apparently fresh out of ideas, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian decided to stage an impromptu Kardashian Olympics of sorts. Plus 20.

The two competed over who could run faster, who could pack better and whose vagina smelled better after a week of drinking pineapple juice.

No, they did not bring Ray J on as a guest judge. Minus 30.

Khloe Kardashian got that illustrious job. She's definitely way better at this than at hosting The X Factor. Plus 20 because we're actually serious.

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Kourtney Kardashian cried over Scott Disick's comments regarding her baby weight on Sunday's episode of KKTM. But where her tears real or fake?

In this installment of the reality show, which also featured a Kim Kardashian facial using human blood, Scott (or the character Scott plays) hit a new low.

Kourtney Kardashian No Makeup Photo

After Kourtney noted that this is the heaviest she's ever been and how hard it is to lose the baby weight ... he let her know that he's not happy about it.

For his sake.

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This week on Kourtney & Kim Take Miami featured something called a blood facial for Kim, but it wasn't as dirty as it probably sounds. 

Also, Scott ended up almost losing one of his balls … sort of.

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Kim on KKTM

Kim, or the producers who script her every move, have always loved "detective work." That's how she justifies her spying and meddling, anyway. Minus 50.

So you can imagine how excited she is when Larsa's friend Jake, an actual real P.I., comes to the city to work on a pro bono kidnapping case.

Kim Kardashian signs up to help, which is unrealistic in so many ways if they expect us to believe this is a real case, but that's reality TV for you. Minus 350.

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After a one-week, Oscar-induced hiatus (some things are still bigger than the Kardashians) Kourtney & Kim Take Miami returned with a bang Sunday.

KKTM continued tackling the big, mostly contrived issues in the sisters' lives, as well as Jonathan Cheban, who we last saw getting BELTED by Kourt.

How'd things play out this week? Find out in THG's recap!

Kourtney & Kim Take Miami Picture

Right off the bat, Kim's friend Karen asks - without prompting from the producers WHATSOEVER - if she thinks she'll marry Kanye West someday.

"I do," says Kim, smiling. Groan. Minus 175 for the cheesiness of that scene, and Plus only 25 for the sentiment, because we don't think she's serious.

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If you thought hornball Scott putting the moves on Khloe was enough faux drama for the week on Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, you thought wrong!

KKTM ran it back for a special Monday episode this week, as well! Because who can get enough of them, honestly. Sure as heck not the THG staff.

Jonathan Cheban Gets Slapped

What contrived nonsense awaited E! viewers this time around? Specifically, why did Jonathan Cheban get slapped by an irate Kardashian sister?

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During a photo shoot for UK Cosmopolitan, Kim and Khloe discuss filling out the magazine's questionnaire re: what Kim would do if she was a man.

"If I was a man, I would want to know what it's like to have sex with myself," Kim told her sister. "I would just want to know what it would feel like."

Even Kim herself wishes she were Ray J sometimes. Plus 850.

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If you thought putting the moves on your girlfriend's sister after she just gave birth was out of bounds, you don't know these people - or their scripted show.

Scott Disick and Ryan Seacrest Productions, everybody!

Yes, that was the big storyline of the week, for anyone who chooses to believe it. In reality, Scott Disick is as much of a character as you'll see on any sitcom.

Kourtney & Kim Take Miami Picture

What did he pretend to do Sunday and did it make for good TV?

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Naturally, Scott was upset that post-partum Kourtney isn't up for getting it in. Such is life, but Minus 20 for being even a little surprised at this point.

Enter Khloe Kardashian for scripted entertainment! Plus 20.

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Scott Disick Biography

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Scott Disick is the on-again, off-again boyfriend of Kourtney Kardashian. In the summer of 2009, it was announced that she was pregnant -... More »
Birthplace
Long Island, New York
Full Name
Scott Disick
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