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Scott Disick has apparently learned a lot from Kanye West.

With his quasi brother-in-law thinking he's Jesus (or, to be precise, "Yeezus"), Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy has posted a photo to Instagram of him and his relatives at The Last Supper.

It's unclear why, but it's also rather hilarious to study:

Scott Disick Last Supper Pic

There's Kris Humphries hanging out. There's Kanye earning an inclusion. And there's Kendall Jenner as… Judas?!?

Based on the recent claims of Michael Girgenti, you'd think Kourtney would earn this traitorous spot at the table. Maybe in a few weeks if Girgenti's paternity claims prove to be true.

What do you think of Disick's photo? Is it cute? Harmless? Or will Scott soon be rotting away for all eternity because he's comparing himself to Jesus Christ in this reimagination of the iconic meal?

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Drama, as we know, comes with the territory on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but Kim Kardashian and even Brody Jenner got a pass last night.

Last week, Brody called out Kris Jenner for being a fame whore and a bad mother, but this week he was largely singing her praises on the trip to Greece.

Kendall Jenner, meanwhile, was a lot less happy ... with everyone.

Why? Let's break it all down below in THG's official recap!

Kendall Jenner and Brody Jenner

All this time, the Kardashians worried that Kris and Brody Jenner wouldn't get along, but it ended up being Kendall who was the most put out by everyone.

The reason was simple, and typical of a teenager. She wanted to be involved, but is also shy and not as outgoing, so it was hard for her to be proactive.

Plus 100 because while this storyline wasn't the most exciting in reality TV history, it was one of the most realistic if you've ever known a teenager.

And Plus 100 more for being the shy one. This krew needs one!

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the attention Kim Kardashian kommands from the media - and everyone - started to wear on her sister.

Seriously, it's all about Kim all the time, and not just on celebrity gossip websites. Kourtney in particular got jealous of her younger sis in a big way.

How did this semi-contrived storyline play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Kim Kardashian, Breasts Photo

Kim Kardashian, clearly, has been Kris Jenner's favorite for years.

She is, after all, the chosen one inside whom Ray J made hard love, the one who commands endless fascination, the one upon whom the spotlight shines brightly.

Kourtney Kardashian, however, at least had kids. 

Now that Mason and Penelope are about to be overshadowed by North West, you can tell that Kourt is feeling a bit sad about giving up that spotlight too.

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the family drama was off the chain.

No, not because of North West. That still hasn't happened in the KUWTK universe.

What contrived storylines were the focal point Sunday? Find out in THG's recap!

Rob Kardashian Promo Pic

Rob Kardashian, who looks nothing like the promo pic above, can't catch a break.

From Rob's weight gain and possible "food addiction" to increasingly temperamental behavior with the paparazzi and even his family, he's not in a good place.

Calling Kim Kardashian names because she's huge and pregnant? Minus 100.

When his car got towed, no one believed him or went to get him. Plus 50.

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Last week's Keeping Up With the Kardashians centered around Kim's pregnancy.

With the early arrival of baby North West, we're sure to hear plenty more about that in the coming weeks. Sunday's show, though, was all about Scott Disick.

The man proved inspirational to a cancer patient ... yes, we're serious.

Reality TV at its best, people! Let's break down this week's episode:

Scott Disick Promo Pic

Scott Disick has made us all cringe over the years by being a creepy, narcissistic jerk at times ... but is it possible that this was all (or mostly) an act?

Or the character he was playing in those early days?

It's hard to say, but we've seen a more likable side of the man in the last year-plus, from hilarious antics to last night's genuinely warm (!?) behavior.

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Scott Disick is willing to commit murder for his quasi brother-in-law.

Pretend murder based on a famous film scene, that is.

In a video meant to promote the new Kanye West album - titled "Yeezus" and on sale right now - Disick does his best Christian Bale impression, recreating a scene from American Psycho.

Kim Kardashian BFF Jonathan Cheban is also involved and we have to admit: This is actually sort of funny and creative. Watch Disick flip out now:

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We've made no secret of it at THG: We aren't the biggest fan of Scott Disick.

But we stop today to give Kourtney Kardashian's double baby daddy props for three reasons:

  1. He's celebrating his 30th birthday.
  2. His kids are pretty darn cute.
  3. That loser Michael Girgenti keeps trying to claim that he fathered Mason Dash.
Scott Disick and Mason

So, yes, even Scott Disick deserves a break sometimes. And what better time than a milestone birthday?!?

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Scott Disick is the true father of Mason Dash Dixon - and he's determined to prove it!

Following the allegation by Michael Girgenti - that he had intercourse with Kourtney Kardashian about nine months before she gave birth… HINT, HINT - a Kardashian relative tells OK! that Disick will do whatever it takes to quell this rumor.

Scott Disick DNA Test?

“Of course, Scott will take a DNA test, just to quiet the doubters," the insider tells the tabloid.

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Last week, we saw Kim Kardashian hire a private investigator to tail Scott Disick, a suspect move on so many levels, and one that came to a head last night.

How did he and Kourtney react to her sib's latest subterfuge?

And what bombshell made them forget about it REAL fast?

Find out in our recap of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami!

Kim is Pregnant

The P.I. didn't seem to find out much on Scott beyond what we already know - he's a party animal who gets wasted at nightclubs - so what was the point?

Minus 60 for the pointlessness and deception.

Really, the fact that he wears tinted moisturizer was a much more significant reveal, and Kourtney found that out on her own! Plus 20 for her sleuthing.

And Minus 40 for the fact that he wears that.

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In a storyline not remotely contrived or written by E! producers, Kim Kardashian hired a private investigator to track the movements of Scott Disick on last Sunday's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami.

It's "our call of duty," Kim explained to a skeptical Khloe Kardashian about the decision, in response to Khloe's warning that Kourtey would "literally" kill her siblings if she found out.

Watch the devious exchange now:

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