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We've made no secret of it at THG: We aren't the biggest fan of Scott Disick.

But we stop today to give Kourtney Kardashian's double baby daddy props for three reasons:

  1. He's celebrating his 30th birthday.
  2. His kids are pretty darn cute.
  3. That loser Michael Girgenti keeps trying to claim that he fathered Mason Dash.
Scott Disick and Mason

So, yes, even Scott Disick deserves a break sometimes. And what better time than a milestone birthday?!?

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Scott Disick is the true father of Mason Dash Dixon - and he's determined to prove it!

Following the allegation by Michael Girgenti - that he had intercourse with Kourtney Kardashian about nine months before she gave birth… HINT, HINT - a Kardashian relative tells OK! that Disick will do whatever it takes to quell this rumor.

Scott Disick DNA Test?

“Of course, Scott will take a DNA test, just to quiet the doubters," the insider tells the tabloid.

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Last week, we saw Kim Kardashian hire a private investigator to tail Scott Disick, a suspect move on so many levels, and one that came to a head last night.

How did he and Kourtney react to her sib's latest subterfuge?

And what bombshell made them forget about it REAL fast?

Find out in our recap of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami!

Kim is Pregnant

The P.I. didn't seem to find out much on Scott beyond what we already know - he's a party animal who gets wasted at nightclubs - so what was the point?

Minus 60 for the pointlessness and deception.

Really, the fact that he wears tinted moisturizer was a much more significant reveal, and Kourtney found that out on her own! Plus 20 for her sleuthing.

And Minus 40 for the fact that he wears that.

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In a storyline not remotely contrived or written by E! producers, Kim Kardashian hired a private investigator to track the movements of Scott Disick on last Sunday's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami.

It's "our call of duty," Kim explained to a skeptical Khloe Kardashian about the decision, in response to Khloe's warning that Kourtey would "literally" kill her siblings if she found out.

Watch the devious exchange now:

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The family that stays together impregnates together.

Could Kourtney Kardashian end up carrying sister Khloe's baby? And how does Kourtney really feel about Scott's partying (not to mention gator killing)?

What atrocious fashion is Kim Kardashian wearing this week?

Find out in our recap of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami!

  • Kourtney Kardashian Red Carpet Pic
  • Lamar and Khloe Kardashian-Odom

Kourtney, naturally, is well aware of Khloe's fertility struggles.

She naturally suggests that she be Khloe's surrogate ... since she has no problem getting preg via Scott Disick (or Michael Girgenti for that matter).

Plus 250 for that scandal BTW.

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This is just not Scott Disick's week.

First, Michael Girgenti came out and claimed he may be the father of presumed son Mason because he totally boned Kourtney Kardashian about nine months before the child was born.

Now, following a hunting incident on last Sunday's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, the reality star has been accused of.... MURDER!

Scott Disick Stare

Disick shot an alligator in the face on that installment and, in response, a representative from the nonprofit organization International Reptile Rescue has spoken out on the incident.

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On last night's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, Scott Disick went alligator hunting with members of Vienna Girardi's family (yes, that Vienna Girardi), eventually shooting one of these animals behind the eyes.

The endeavor so upset Tori Spelling that she took to Twitter and called out the reality star.

“Any1 else upset by 2nite ep of K&K Take Miami?" wrote the actress. "Taking alligators life on camera as a storyline&making a mockery of it sent me over the edge."

Scott Disick and an Alligator

Disick later said that he wanted to take the gator skin and make it into a pair of loafers.

What do you think of this incident? Choose a side in the feud below:

 

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This week's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami saw Kim earn her place on a Worst Dressed list, which caused her to worry about her rep and Kanye's.

Meanwhile, Scott wanted new shoes so he naturally decided to hunt a gator.

It's Florida, after all. So come along, y'all, for THG's official +/- KKTM recap!

Scott Disick Hunting

Ah Kim Kardashian. Even though her fashion is pretty dreadful, watching her break down as she lands on the Worst Dressed list is the most genuine she's ever been.

Reality TV, for once? Plus 70.

Kim worries about how her man will respond, as people will assume fashion-conscious Ye had a role in how she looks. This is pretty stupid logic. Minus 30.

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Scott Disick really has a way with both women and words.

On last Sunday's episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, Disick was critical of Kourtney Kardashian's weight, telling his baby mama that her goal should be 93 pounds and that her body USED TO BE "bangin."

Real smooth, huh?

Scott and Kourtney Pic

In response, hundreds of fans called Disick out on Twitter, referring to him as a "pig" and saying Kourtney deserves better than such a "jackass."

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This week's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami really got the competitive juices flowing as the girls threw down in a winner-take-all smell-off.

Seriously. Who comes up with these plots at this point.

Which one of the Kardashian sisters smells worse?

Come along for THG's official +/- KKTM recap!

Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian

Because we are apparently fresh out of ideas, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian decided to stage an impromptu Kardashian Olympics of sorts. Plus 20.

The two competed over who could run faster, who could pack better and whose vagina smelled better after a week of drinking pineapple juice.

No, they did not bring Ray J on as a guest judge. Minus 30.

Khloe Kardashian got that illustrious job. She's definitely way better at this than at hosting The X Factor. Plus 20 because we're actually serious.

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