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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a sex tape was the talk of the household ... and for once, it didn't involve the family member you think.

No Kim Kardashian sex tape to be seen here, fans.

Sadly. We're talking something not nearly as hot.

It was revealed that a Kris Jenner sex tape supposedly exists, which would be more mortifying if it weren't amusingly mocked by Kourt and company.

Meanwhile, Khloe Kardashian struggled with memory loss, while Kendall opted to spend more time with the Jenner side of the family, to Kris' consternation.

How did it all play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Khloe’s alleged memory issues allegedly came to a head during a conversation with Kris and Kourtney, who say Khloe never remembers any details!

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There may not be a bun on Kourtney Kardashian's oven after all.

With rumors of a third baby on the way for this reality star and Scott Disick, the latter has Instagrammed a photo of his non-wife that seemingly disproves the chatter.

"Looks like an angel," Disick captioned the picture of Kourtney and her flat tummy.

Kourtney Kardashian Stomach Pic

The couple, together since 2006, is already the parents to three-year old Mason and 13-month old Penelope.

And baby drama likely isn't what this family needs at the moment anyway: Khloe Kardashian is dealing with a possibly cracked out Lamar Odom, while Kim Kardashian still must get her bikini body back.

It's unclear which of these issues is more pressing for Kris Jenner.

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It's all about Kim Kardashian, morning, noon and night. We learned that last week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, not that it wasn't obvious prior to that.

Despite being the Golden Child (or Golden Ticket), even Kim can't help but feel a little washed up these days, pregnant and isolated and lonely and bored.

So she's obsessed with young Kyle Jenner. Naturally.

What contrived nonsense did this obsession spawn?

THG recaps the gripping episode, +/- style below ...

These are actual Kim Kardashian quotes:

  • "I want Kylie to remember that I have cool style and cool taste."
  • "I just want to see what the young crowd is about."
  • "[Kylie Jenner] is the real deal."
  • "I just want to be cool again."

Yeah. Minus 7,000.

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Case. Closed.

Record. Set. Straight.

Michael Girgenti? Denied!

For the first time since this male model filed for paternity of little Mason Dash, Kourtney Kardashian has spoken out and confirmed: Scott Disick is the father of her first born - and she has the DNA test to prove it!

"After three-and-a-half years of rumors and lies being spread by an individual I met briefly at a photo shoot, I am setting the record straight that Scott is Mason's father," Kourtney tells E! in a statement. While it saddens me to have to address these ridiculous lies - especially when the truth was never in doubt - this story must be put to rest."

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Scott Disick has apparently learned a lot from Kanye West.

With his quasi brother-in-law thinking he's Jesus (or, to be precise, "Yeezus"), Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy has posted a photo to Instagram of him and his relatives at The Last Supper.

It's unclear why, but it's also rather hilarious to study:

Scott Disick Last Supper Pic

There's Kris Humphries hanging out. There's Kanye earning an inclusion. And there's Kendall Jenner as… Judas?!?

Based on the recent claims of Michael Girgenti, you'd think Kourtney would earn this traitorous spot at the table. Maybe in a few weeks if Girgenti's paternity claims prove to be true.

What do you think of Disick's photo? Is it cute? Harmless? Or will Scott soon be rotting away for all eternity because he's comparing himself to Jesus Christ in this reimagination of the iconic meal?

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Drama, as we know, comes with the territory on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but Kim Kardashian and even Brody Jenner got a pass last night.

Last week, Brody called out Kris Jenner for being a fame whore and a bad mother, but this week he was largely singing her praises on the trip to Greece.

Kendall Jenner, meanwhile, was a lot less happy ... with everyone.

Why? Let's break it all down below in THG's official recap!

Kendall Jenner and Brody Jenner

All this time, the Kardashians worried that Kris and Brody Jenner wouldn't get along, but it ended up being Kendall who was the most put out by everyone.

The reason was simple, and typical of a teenager. She wanted to be involved, but is also shy and not as outgoing, so it was hard for her to be proactive.

Plus 100 because while this storyline wasn't the most exciting in reality TV history, it was one of the most realistic if you've ever known a teenager.

And Plus 100 more for being the shy one. This krew needs one!

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the attention Kim Kardashian kommands from the media - and everyone - started to wear on her sister.

Seriously, it's all about Kim all the time, and not just on celebrity gossip websites. Kourtney in particular got jealous of her younger sis in a big way.

How did this semi-contrived storyline play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Kim Kardashian, Breasts Photo

Kim Kardashian, clearly, has been Kris Jenner's favorite for years.

She is, after all, the chosen one inside whom Ray J made hard love, the one who commands endless fascination, the one upon whom the spotlight shines brightly.

Kourtney Kardashian, however, at least had kids. 

Now that Mason and Penelope are about to be overshadowed by North West, you can tell that Kourt is feeling a bit sad about giving up that spotlight too.

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the family drama was off the chain.

No, not because of North West. That still hasn't happened in the KUWTK universe.

What contrived storylines were the focal point Sunday? Find out in THG's recap!

Rob Kardashian Promo Pic

Rob Kardashian, who looks nothing like the promo pic above, can't catch a break.

From Rob's weight gain and possible "food addiction" to increasingly temperamental behavior with the paparazzi and even his family, he's not in a good place.

Calling Kim Kardashian names because she's huge and pregnant? Minus 100.

When his car got towed, no one believed him or went to get him. Plus 50.

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Last week's Keeping Up With the Kardashians centered around Kim's pregnancy.

With the early arrival of baby North West, we're sure to hear plenty more about that in the coming weeks. Sunday's show, though, was all about Scott Disick.

The man proved inspirational to a cancer patient ... yes, we're serious.

Reality TV at its best, people! Let's break down this week's episode:

Scott Disick Promo Pic

Scott Disick has made us all cringe over the years by being a creepy, narcissistic jerk at times ... but is it possible that this was all (or mostly) an act?

Or the character he was playing in those early days?

It's hard to say, but we've seen a more likable side of the man in the last year-plus, from hilarious antics to last night's genuinely warm (!?) behavior.

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Scott Disick is willing to commit murder for his quasi brother-in-law.

Pretend murder based on a famous film scene, that is.

In a video meant to promote the new Kanye West album - titled "Yeezus" and on sale right now - Disick does his best Christian Bale impression, recreating a scene from American Psycho.

Kim Kardashian BFF Jonathan Cheban is also involved and we have to admit: This is actually sort of funny and creative. Watch Disick flip out now:

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