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Mason Dash Disick turns one year old today, and his family is celebrating in the only way it knows how: by blogging about the occasion.

Writes Kim Kardashian: It seems like just yesterday we were all at the hospital with Kourtney for his birth, and now he’s walking around all on his own and I can barely lift him, lol!

Writes Khloe Kardashian: HAPPY birthday to my beautiful baby nephew, MASON!!!!!!!! OMG I can't believe it's been a year since this perfect little person came into our lives.

Mason Dash Disick

We feel your pain, Mase.

Writes Kourtney Kardashian: Happy very first birthday to my little angel Mason! You complete and fulfill my life. This year with you has been more than I could have ever imagined.

Writes Kate Gosselin: My goodness, even I don't exploit my children to such an extent!

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We have bad news and good news for fans of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick. Let's hope they are both reading this...

First, the bad: the rocky relationship between this couple is over, as In Touch Weekly confirms Kourtney took part in a REVENGE ROMANCE that included - gasp! - a "secret meeting" with a Miami model named Leandro Magno.

  • Revenge Romance!
  • Eloped!

It's been a busy week for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick.

Fortunately, there's this piece of good news: Kourtney and Scott are married! As Star makes clear, the pair went off to ELOPE recently, somehow avoiding the cameras that follow them around at all times.

We wonder if they consummated the marriage or not. Disick is reportedly embarrassed to have sex with Kardashian, after all.

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Forget taking New York, as Kourtney and Kim Kardashian have promised to do on their upcoming reality show.

The sisters are all about faking it in New York, as evidenced by what went down last night at Juliet, a nightclub in the city.

As reported by TMZ, Kim stopped to take a picture with a male fan, only for his girlfriend to supposedly go crazy and attack the reality star, throwing a drink on her and causing Khloe's ring to fly off when she stepped in between the fracas.

Wet Kim

As you can see, Scott Disick was irate over the incident, fulfilling his role as the show's resident hot head and following the script perfectly.

What an amazing coincidence that reality TV cameras were on hand to record the confrontation, huh? We wonder if this will air on E!. Visit TMZ to watch the Kardashians exit the club and sound off: Do you actually buy this as legitimate?

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We wonder if the name Douchebag Designs is taken. Or, perhaps, Baby Daddy Duds. Don't worry, Scott Disick, we'll think of something.

At Us Weekly's Most Stylish New Yorkers party in NYC on Monday night, Disick (one of the honorees... seriously!) said he is planning his "own clothing line that will probably be out by 2011."

"It will have everything from shoes to clothing to cuff links to accessories," he told E! News.

Seriously, who wouldn't want to look like Scott Disick?

It's safe to assume Disick will take pointers from Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian on how to pretend as though you actually play any role in a company. No wonder Scott has stuck around this family.

The second biggest douchebag in Hollywood (you still have the title, John Mayer) already has one young model at home. Referring to son Mason, he said: "I've had him a few suits made... pinstripe, three piece. He's pretty stylish for a nine-month-old child."

Watch Disick discuss his fashionable plans in the interview below.

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Scott Disick might be a douchebag, but he isn't an idiot. We doubt the guy would ever turn down sex.

But that's what Life & Style wants us to believe, as that tabloid claims Scott and Kourtney Kardashian are trying for a second child... much to the alleged dismay of the couple's male half.

Sisters

Kourtney wants a second child that's close in age to son Mason. Scott wants to bang his wife on his own darn time.

"Kourtney is figuring out the best times they need to make love to have the best chance of getting pregnant again, and it's driving Scott crazy," a family source says. "He feels humiliated. Kourtney calls him at work, and he has to drop everything so they can do it as soon as possible. He gets so embarrassed."

We're as shocked as you are, readers: Scott Disick works?!?

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Big breasts are coming to The Big Apple. The sisters that never show an ounce of personality are coming to The City That Never Sleeps. The globe's most media-savvy siblings are coming to the media capital of the world.

No matter how you describe, the end result is this: Kim and Kourntey Kardashian will take their scripted act lives to New York City this winter, as E! spins the sisters off in Kim and Kourtney Take New York. Kim, Kourtney and Scott Disick touched down in NYC this week to make the announcement.

Taking NYC

Are you ready for the Kardashians, NYC residents?

"I could not be more excited to spend the next couple of months in one of my favorite cities," Kim blogged. "When we decided to open a new DASH store in the city, Kourt and I felt that someone needed to be here to help out with the store and make sure everything was running smoothly. After talking with my family, I decided that I would join Kourtney, Scott and Mason in NYC."

Khloe will stay behind in Los Angeles to spend time with husband Lamar Odom. Will you watch this spin-off, THG readers?

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"I know it's bad luck to tell your wish to everybody ... but my wish would be to get the hell away from her family in California and get back to New York where my family is."
- Scott Disick, during a poignant birthday toast to himself

This guy is such a douche.

Scott Disick wants out of L.A. and his baby mama's family's sight.

On Sunday's Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian ponders moving to NYC with the tool who fathered her 9-month-old son Mason.

"100 percent we're moving to New York!" he says at his birthday bash. Somehow we don't see it happening. Follow the jump to watch the action:

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The latest tabloid cover to feature the Kardashian sisters actually does NOT say a word about weight loss. Shocking, we know.

Instead, it laughably claims that Scott Disick will pen a tell-all memoir about the family. This is hilarious for two reasons:

Another Kardashian Tabloid Cover
  1. It implies Disick can put together a coherent sentence.
  2. Is there anything Kim, Kourtney and Khloe don't already share with the world?!? Come on, we know the latter had a hairy vagina until her sister intervened. Seriously, what could any tell-all possibly reveal at this point?

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Kourtney Kardashian just doesn't understand why some people think her and Scott Disick are an unstable couple.

"It's ridiculous," she told People magazine over the weekend. "All the [rumors] you just have to laugh at."

Kardashian Family

Gee, we wonder where these rumors stem from. No way they can be a result of the show Kourtney stars on, which constantly hypes tension between her and Scott, right? Or her own family advising Kourtney - via a public forum - not to trust her man, right?

Kardashian adds that she and Disick have been "working on our relationship" in therapy and recommends this step to all troubled couples.

"I think [counseling] is really important and we always love going and feel so much better after," she said. "I think everyone should go. People are like, 'It's so expensive and this or that,' but that's more important than buying clothes or a handbag or shoes. It's your life." 

By the way, Kourtney wants you to buy her clothes and handbags.

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Following a series of scripted drunken outbursts, Scott Disick has entered therapy.

In his attempt to overcome a battle with substance abuse, the douchebag baby daddy of little Mason Dash is now receiving support from an unlikely source: Kris Jenner.

Said Scott's most vocal critic (while, of course, doing publicity for season five of Keeping Up with the Kardashians): "I think that Scott has really come a long way. My main concern is for my daughter Kourtney and my grandson Mason, and I think Scott had some issues he was really grappling with and has come around."

Jenner even told E! News that Disick is a "really good dad." What's next, will Levi Johnston make up with Bristol Palin? (Probably.)

Kris Jenner Picture

Chimed in Kim Kardashian, regarding her mother's new viewpoint:

"I give her a lot of credit. It must be hard to watch the show [Kourtney & Khloé Take Miami] back. They've dealt with this months ago and have had time to heal, and then you have to see it again and listen to everyone's comments over and over again."

We can at least agree with Kim on one thing: it's VERY hard to watch Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami.

Meanwhile, the new trailer for Keeping Up with the Kardashians teases a possible move to New York for Scott and Kourtney. Does this actually take place?

"I'm not sure... you know as much as I do about that right now," Kris said, causing THG to respond with:

LIAR! Episodes were filmed months ago! We're pretty sure you do know where your daughter is living these days. Man, this family sucks.

Scott Disick Biography

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Scott Disick is the on-again, off-again boyfriend of Kourtney Kardashian. In the summer of 2009, it was announced that she was pregnant -... More »
Birthplace
Long Island, New York
Full Name
Scott Disick
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