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We're fast approaching the point of too much Kardashian (quite frankly, I think we may already be past that point). Ryan Seacrest and his minions need a new formula, because the current one of Kim plus Kourtney and too much of Scott Disick isn't working.

Once upon a time Kris and Co. were a guilty pleasure, and we'd happily wait around for Khloe to tip Kourtney upside down like a teapot. 

Here in the city that never sleeps, though, the viewers find ourselves dozing off during Kourtney & Kim Take New York. Why are we so bored, you ask?

It's the dynamic between Kourtney and Kim. We've been over this a few times. As sultry (and a bit slutty) as Kim Kardashian might appear on print, she doesn't have much on-screen appeal.

The only time we get a chuckle out of the buxom brunette is when Kourt and Khloe make a joke at her expense. We're all well aware now why Kourtney and Khloe play favorites with one another - it's because Kim is snoozy and a little self-centered.

If we're going to be forced to endure more Kardashian invasion, let's at least bring in the players that entertain us. Even Kourtney's struggling to keep our attention this go-round, and giving Scott more airtime isn't helping things.

It was much better when he tinkered around in the background. Remember season one of Keeping Up With The Kardashians? He was just Kourtney's younger boyfriend, sometimes around for tapings, but oftentimes on the other coast.

Let's revisit that formula, because it worked well for everyone.

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Last week Ryan Seacrest debuted Kim Kardashian's new single, "Jam (Turn It Up)" on his KIIS-FM radio show, and last night we had the pleasure of watching it come together on Kourtney & Kim Take New York

It's splendid that The-Dream had a vision and wanted to "try it out," but next time try it out on someone you've heard sing well. Grab a kid from 'Glee,' or browse the posts on YouTube. There has to be someone out there better suited to sing "Jam (Turn It Up)" than Kim-unless you're going for that auto tone feel.

If that's the case, then a job well done (auto tone is hip right now - they used it at the Oscars).

Kim's been everywhere lately (and at almost every awards show, which befuddled even her biggest fans), so it was only a matter of time before she was presented with the option to sing a song. Paris Hilton did it, and she enjoyed moderate success for a short time. So let's try it out on her protege.

We were witness to the moment the idea was born, and wanted to pull Ciara's hair for even mentioning it over lunch. Don't shoot the messenger, you say?

Fine, we'll just lock Ciara and The-Dream up with a raw track of Kim's voice until they admit it was a poor idea.

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In news almost as shocking as Camille Grammer clamoring for pity, a new report spoils the finale of Kourtney and Kim Take New York...

... and states that the series will conclude with Scott Disick "proposing" to Kourtney Kardashian. From there?

Hi, Kim and Kourtney!

"Just like sister Khloe and Lamar, Kourtney and Scott will not only get their own show but also a wedding. It's going to be TV gold," an insider tells Pop Eater.

Kris Jenner, of course, is the evil genius behind Scott and Kourtney's planned reality show, which will follow the bride and groom as they pretend to argue over wedding details.

"What is going to make this new show a monster hit is that Scott and Kourtney are actually happier than ever," the source adds. "Heading toward the alter is the next step for them with or without the cameras."

HA! Without the cameras. This is the Kardashians we're talking about, right? That was funny.

UPDATE: Claims a show insider: "We WISH they would get engaged! But no news yet...They have promised to let us know if and when they pop the question!"

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Last night's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York featured the return of Shengo. You know, Kim's former bodyguard? Well, this time he's off the clock, people.

We don't even need to tell you what happened. But we will.

Elsewhere, Scott Disick proved yet again that he is a Class A Douchewaddle who can't wait to conquer the business world. If only he had the slightest clue how.

Our staff member reviews all the scripted action right here:

Ryan Seacrest and his producers are doing everything they can to keep us tuned into the Kardashians, and that includes capturing pillow talk the morning after.

You all remember Shengo, right? The Australian bodyguard who was hired to protect Kris Jenner's cash cow once upon a time? Now Shengo finds himself in the same city as Kim, and this Aussie beefcake is off the clock.

It's time to have a few cocktails and see where the night leads us, because things aren't like they were the last time these two were alone.  

Earlier in the episode, Kourtney accused Kim of falling for men too quickly. Kim loves the idea of being in love, according to her (now) boring, older sister. It's so easy to judge the singletons from the confines of your hotel suite, hmmmm Kourtney?

Just wait until Scott picks you up for lunch....

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Things are about to get rather awkward in the Kardashian household.

It's all due to a shocking, 100% true and valid confession that Scott Disick makes in the latest edition of In Touch Weekly: he's in love with Kim Kardashian.

This is apparently more newsworthy than the other big story of the week: Brad Pitt is still seeing Jennifer Aniston. Naked, we presume. Wow...

Crushing on Kim

In response to this story - clearly not printed with the full permission of the Kardashians in exchange for a bundle of cash - Kim Tweeted a photo of the magazine, along with the message:

OMG @ScottDisick I had no idea u felt this way! @KourtneyKardash we need to talk.

There you have it, folks. Verified by Kim herself. Might a threeway sex tape be far behind?

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It takes a lot for us to side with Scott Disick. Seriously, the guy makes Jon Gosselin look like a non-douchebag.

But it's hard to find issue with the reality star's reaction in the video below. Confronted by paparazzi who get far too close to son Mason, Disick goes off at the Miami airport. Seriously, don't they know it costs at least $5,000 to videotape his son?!?

Following this incident, Kourtney Kardashian took to her blog and tried to reason with all celebrity gossip reporters out there. She wrote:

“Paparazzi beware. Please don’t get too close to Mason. We don’t like it. Stay at a friendly distance, don’t ask dumb questions and we can all get along."

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It's a question all fathers have asked themselves: How much should I charge a network for featuring my son on a reality TV show?

For Scott Disick, that answer is reportedly $5,000. For producers of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, which debuts January 23 on E!, their response is: HA!

Scott and Mason

$mile, $on!

Sources close to the show say E! offered $1,000/episode in exchange for Mason to appear on the upcoming spin-off, but Disick "played hardball" and "bungled negotiations, so you won't see Mason at all."

Scott's greed, of course, will likely benefit to Mason in the long run.

But, don't worry folks, there are still more Kardashian-related programs on the way. Khloe and Lamar Odom have signed on for a new reality show. Thank goodness.

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Sorry, Bill Cosby. Move over, Brad Pitt. Eat it, Jon Gosselin.

Kris Jenner says there's a new candidate for Best Father Alive, and you won't believe who it is.

“I think Scott has definitely done a 180,” Kris tells OK! Weekly of quasi son-in-law Scott Disick. “He’s matured over the last year in the way he’s treated Kourtney. He’s the best dad.”

The Disicks

Jenner says a stint in rehab did Disick well.

“Nobody is more thrilled and impressed than I am. Scott did it on his own. He took responsibility for whatever was going on with him and just decided to get his act together. And it’s been amazing.”

Still, Scott Disick as the best dad ever?!? Do you agree with this assessment?

 

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The Kardashians have a message for fans: merry Christmas!

Actually, they have a few messages for fans: merry Christmas, check out how beautiful we are, purchase the designer clothes on our backs, click around our blogs to see more photos from this shoot, increase our number of page views and make us as much money as possible.

That's just how this family rolls. Check out its really creepy holiday card below and watch behind the scenes coverage of the pictorial in this video.

Kardashian Christmas Card

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Mason Dash Disick turns one year old today, and his family is celebrating in the only way it knows how: by blogging about the occasion.

Writes Kim Kardashian: It seems like just yesterday we were all at the hospital with Kourtney for his birth, and now he’s walking around all on his own and I can barely lift him, lol!

Writes Khloe Kardashian: HAPPY birthday to my beautiful baby nephew, MASON!!!!!!!! OMG I can't believe it's been a year since this perfect little person came into our lives.

Mason Dash Disick

We feel your pain, Mase.

Writes Kourtney Kardashian: Happy very first birthday to my little angel Mason! You complete and fulfill my life. This year with you has been more than I could have ever imagined.

Writes Kate Gosselin: My goodness, even I don't exploit my children to such an extent!

Scott Disick Biography

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Scott Disick is the on-again, off-again boyfriend of Kourtney Kardashian. In the summer of 2009, it was announced that she was pregnant -... More »
Birthplace
Long Island, New York
Full Name
Scott Disick
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