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The second, scripted episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York aired last night on E!, and was most notable for the return of Khloe Kardashian, sage relationship kounselor.

It's all relative, of course, and kompared to Kim's bull$h!t marriage to Kris Humphries, and Kourt's ongoing problems with that douche Scott Disick, Khloe comes off like roses.

What advice did the visiting sister have for her siblings? THG breaks down Sunday evening's drama plus-minus style as we look for more signs of Kim's 72-day flame out:

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That didn't take long. Learning that Kim and Kris haven't even lived together, she tells her to go to Minnesota to visit him. Good advice, even if it was a lost cause. Plus 10.

Khloe tells Kourt to dump Scott if the feelings aren't there. Normally, a no-brainer, but she gets a lot of mileage out of him getting her pregnant every few years. Wash.

Kourtney heads to Scott's parents' house in the Hamptons, not knowing if Scott is even gonna show up. We imagine the giant camera crew following him knows. Minus 15.

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Thanks a lot, Farrah Abraham. You've forced us to take the side of the Kardashians.

Earlier today, the former Teen Mom star randomly Tweeted her reaction to Kourtney Kardashian's second pregnancy, writing: Im shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again, Did she not learn anything from TEEN MOM? Maybe its a fake pregnancy, like kims wedding SAD.

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Kourtney, in response, pointed out one of the major differences between her situation and that of Farrah and her MTV co-stars, Tweeting "I'm 32 years old! I may look young, honey, but don't get it twisted."

Kardashian, of course, is also a multi-millionaire with a large support system... and that's before you consider E! producers!

Scott Disick also jumped in to this Tweet-off, referring to Abraham as "some s-it stain" and echoing his girlfriend's stance: "We're not teenagers, ya f-cking moron."

But Farrah was not to be denied! She concluded her rant with: "Guess what! Age and money honestly do not change a person's poor choice. Quit making excuses."

It's pretty difficult, but try to choose a side in this asinine feud:

 

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Kim Kardashian may be destined to never procreate, but she's about to become an aunt for the second time.

Kourtney Kardashian announced today - via a statement to E! News and an Us Weekly cover story, of course: cha-ching! - that she and Scott Disick will soon be parents again.

"Scott and I are so excited to announce that we are expecting our second child and are thrilled to be expanding the love in our family," she said, adding that she's nine weeks along and, yes, one is supposed to wait until one is 12 weeks along to tell the public, but: "I'm confident."

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And here's an incredible coincidence: the pregnancy takes place just as the oldest Kardashian sibling is kicking off an E! Online-sponsored Web series titled Kourtney's Mommy Blog. Look for her to share stories on there about Mason, while offering parenting and fashion advice to other mothers, who apparently have absolutely nowhere else to go.

Welcome to the Kardashian world, unborn baby. Your mom is already making money off of you.

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Kristin Cavallari did not. Have. Sexual. Relations with that douchebag.

The former Hills star and Dancing With the Stars contestant says a tabloid report linking her to Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend is inaccurate and defamatory.

A Life & Style story suggested that Cavallari had an affair with Disick, who has been in a committed relationship with Kardashian since 2007, back in 2009.

Moreover, it implied that because of said fling, Scott was "not allowed" on the set of Dancing With the Stars, where Kourt's been cheering on brother Rob.

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"It's 100 percent not true," Cavallari said on The Billy Bush Show, adding that her current love, NFL star Jay Cutler, "didn't believe [the report] for a second."

Cavallari said she was upset that Disick and the Kardashian family didn't deny the tabloid story outright. Umm, the Kardashians? Turn down publicity? Never.

"I just think, what convenient timing for them," she said.

"With their show premiering next week. With everything that's going on for Kim, I feel like they're trying to take the heat off her. When there's a story like that, they always call you, asking if you want to comment and clearly none of them denied it."

"It's disrespectful to me and Jay," Kristin Cavallari added, clearly far from pleased about the situation, "and I think it just says a lot about their character."

Pretty much hit the nail on the head there, KC.

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Rob Kardashian has had one heck of a run, tangoing his way to the Dancing With the Stars finals on ABC this fall. Along for the ride in the audience? His entire family.

Almost.

Absent until October 31 was Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian's baby father. That's 'cause Kristin Cavallari was still on the show until then, Life & Style says.

Say what?

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  • Kristin Cavallari, Sunglasses

The celebrity gossip magazine alleges that just before Kourtney became pregnant with her and Scott's child, he was putting it to Kristin, a DWTS hopeful this fall.

"While Kourtney and Scott were on a break, Scott hooked up with Kristin," a friend reveals. "Kourtney can't stand her now and didn't want Scott at show tapings."

A Kardashian pal confirms that "Scott and Kristin definitely hooked up in Las Vegas during a time [February 2009] that he was on a break from Kourtney."

The Kardashian insider adds that both Kourt and Scott were BFFs with Kristin Cavallari, who used to date Kourtney's stepbrother Brody Jenner, at one point.

That was then, though, and this is now.

She and Kristin have been enemies ever since. "Kourtney was furious," the friend says. "She and her sisters have called Kristin 'the whore bag' ever since."

The most surprising part of this report? That Scott Disick actually scored with both of these girls. Look at him, wearing sunglasses at night! What a douche.

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OMG, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian fans. Season two of these sisters' reality show premieres on November 27 and the following clips make the drama look, like, oh so intense.

First, there's Scott Disick complaining about sharing an apartment with his wife, sister-in-law and her husband. It's so sad these people can't even afford two separate places to live!

Then, there's Kourtney wondering what it will be like if she, Kim and Khloe Kardashian are all pregnant at once. From there, we see Kim worried about residing in Minnesota, while Kris comforts her by saying that once she has children, people will stop caring about her anyway. You might say the power forward bricked that piece of advice...

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As one Kardashian marriage reportedly falls apart, might another be on the way?

Insiders tell Life & Style that Scott Disick took a friend to Classics Jewelry in New York City's Diamond District last month and purchased "a 1.5-carat princess-cut-diamond ring," presumably for bride-to-be Kourtney Kardashian.

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We've all been here before, of course.

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Scott Disick has a very large penis.

This fact has been confirmed by more than just his baby mama, Kourtney Kardashian, as Kim Kardashian also chimed in this week during an interview with Jane Radio, saying of Disick's penchant for walking around naked:

"Honestly, it's way too much. He has to start wearing some tighty-whities."

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Great. Now we can't stop staring at Scott Disick's crotch.

But that would deprive the family of an impressive showcase, Kourtney argued, because her man's unit is "like an elephant's trunk."

Whatever, Khloe replied. Disick is really just "trying to compete" with her husband ,Lakers power forward Lamar Odom, who apparently plays big both in the bedroom and in the paint.

We'll have more on Scott Disick's penis size when further news breaks.

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Hmm ... which of these things is not like the other?

Scott Disick is neither married, nor tall, nor ripped, nor successful in his craft (he has none that we know of). But he did put a baby in one of the Kardashian sisters, so he earned his place alongside NBA stars Lamar Odom and Kris Humphries just the same.

With Kourtney, Khloe and Kim all committed to their men for the long haul, who do you think landed the best catch? Put another way, who'd you rather ... you know?

Cast your vote in this CRITICAL poll question below ...

And the Winner is?

Who's hotter, Scott Disick, Lamar Odom or Kris Humphries? They're different, that's for sure. Vote for your favorite Mr. Kardashian hunk in our poll! View Poll »

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Are you feeling remiss over the end of all Kim Kardashian wedding build-up? Don't worry, readers, another family proposal is on the way!

During the Saturday night reception, producers were busy mapping out a supposed special moment between Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian. How do we know? Because it was caught on tape!

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TMZ has obtained the audio of one producer speaking to another about how Scott must approach Kourtney and bring up the future of their relationship. The walkie-talkie conversation concludes with a woman telling her co-workers: "See you at Kourtney's wedding."

Seriously, go listen to it now.

How ironic, huh? One tape made Kim famous. Another has exposed just how much of a farce the lives of the Kardashians are.

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Scott Disick Biography

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Scott Disick is the on-again, off-again boyfriend of Kourtney Kardashian. In the summer of 2009, it was announced that she was pregnant -... More »
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Long Island, New York
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