Scott Disick

Yesterday's THG Caption Contest yielded some great entries, as always.

Our readers didn't disappoint with dozens of potential captions for this photo of Scott Disick and his baby mama's stepdad Bruce Jenner. Your winner is HVAC.

Congratulations on a job well done. The winning entry appears below the photo, and you can click here to read the full list of submissions sent in to us.

Honorable mentions go out to Nikki and Cindy. Thanks to everybody for sending in their efforts and best of luck in the next THG Caption Contest!

Former Olympic Champ meets total Douche for lunch.

Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where our readers write the funniest caption for the celebrity picture posted below!

The rules are simple. Look at the image. Click comments and send in your caption(s). As many as you like. Have fun. Tomorrow, we announce the winner.

It's that easy. Today's Caption Contest subjects? Kourtney Kardashian baby daddy, Scott Disick, having an awkward lunch with her stepdad, Bruce Jenner.

What could they be saying? You tell us ...

In the most shocking development of the day, Kourtney Kardashian has revealed information about her baby that is actually somewhat interesting.

Her and Scott Disick are expecting a boy.

"A boy is definitely needed in this family!" Kourtney told E! News. "Scott and I are thrilled to add a little boy to the bunch. Bruce and Rob told me it would be a boy the whole time!"

This is actually relevant information about the socialite's child; at least compared to previous updates concerning Kourtney's cravings, morning sex desires, baby showers, mood swings and breakfast eating.

Man, she's annoying.

Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian are having a boy. Should they name it Khris, Kaleb, Kalvin, Karl, Karey, Karter or Kampbell?

Kourtney Kardashian is so special.

On Monday, she Tweeted the following, incredible news: "My baby is moving like crazy! Going to try and relax and sleep."

Thank goodness she alerted followers to that crucial information, but wouldn't it actually be more newsworthy if the child was NOT moving at this point in her pregnancy?

Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant, Tweeting, crying out for attention.

Meanwhile, shady baby daddy Scott Disick is continuing to say whatever will make him sound like a responsible father-to-be.

"We're home every night looking at baby books and baby magazines," he told Us Weekly. "I just want to stay home with her, enjoy her company, look at her stomach and be with her."

And speak to any celebrity gossip tabloid that calls, of course.

In a new, wide-ranging interview with Us Weekly, Kourtney Kardashian opens up about a number of attention-seeking topics. She makes three noteworthy points:

1. Pregnancy is awesome.
2. So is morning sex.
3. She and Scott Disick kept their distance this year in order to provide fodder for her reality TV shows.

Let's delve into each of these subjects in more depth.

First, Kourtney told E! News, during a photo shoot for the aforementioned magazine, that "I love being pregnant." Of course she does. Its provided her with more headlines than ever before.

Disick meanwhile, explained the birds and the bees to readers: "When I wake up, she always wants to have sex. That's how we got this way!"

It's true. Sex leads to pregnancy. So does an absence of birth control pills.

Disick added: "I think she's gorgeous. I think her body's perfect, and there's no one in the world I care more about making happy. It's upsetting to me if I hurt her feelings. For me, she has pretty much everything."

So why did the couple break up for a few months? Why did they not even see each other during that time?

For reality show ratings, of course! Kourtney admits the distance from Scott caused her family, friends and fans to be suspicious of him. This made for great TV.

"That's what makes the show exciting," Kourtney said, referring to both Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Kourtney & Khloé Take Miami. "I get it, but it's hard on a relationship when people say things like, 'I hope you're never back with that Scott guy.'"

Such is the life of a reality TV star. Sometimes, you need to make up said reality in order to create more interesting storylines.

Other times, you need to get pregnant in order to remain relevent.

Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant. Maybe you've heard by now.

Now that we've kleared that up, on to today's breaking news.

The reality star's boyfriend, "entrepreneur" Scott Disick, has adjusted to her mood swings, which are par for the course when you're pregnant, says she.

"Scott keeps getting scared," says Kardashian, who totally wishes she were knocked up by this guy instead. "But he's great with my mood swings."

"He's just like, 'Take a deep breath.'"

"He heard that with the last three months [of a pregnancy] you have mood swings so he was joking, 'Oh, you're not going to believe the mood swings!"

We're not entirely sure what that quote is supposed to mean, but in any kase, the Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami star says everything is under kontrol.

Scott Disick is adjusting well to the role of unwed baby daddy.

"If I'm just trying to pick a fight with someone and if I'm around Scott or my mom, then they'll probably get the worst of it," Kourtney konfessed.

"If someone is annoying me – usually my mom! – I'll call [my sister Khloe Kardashian] and it'll make me feel better because she'll agree with me."

As Kardashian's Christmas due date approaches, emotional rollercoaster and all, so does the impending news of the gender of Scott Disick love child.

"I'll know soon," she says excitedly.

Apart from being naturally curious, there's a practical reason to knowing whether she'll have a boy or a girl in light of the baby gifts she's receiving:

"How many yellow outfits do I need?" she says.

We eagerly await the answer to that rhetorical question for the ages. We expect the next bunch of pregnancy updates within the next day or so.

Role Model
 –noun; a person whose behavior, example, or success is or can be emulated by others, esp. by younger people.

Incredibly, Kourtney Kardashian has not been heard from in days. We can only assume she's saving a new batch of mundane quotes and thoughts about her pregnancy for an upcoming, in-depth interview.

Fortunately, Erica Mena - who E! News describes as a "video vixen turned sales associate" at Dash in Miami - is on record as saying that Kourtney should be admired for being so open about her knocked up state.

"The fact that Kourtney puts everything out there about her pregnancy for the world to know makes her more of a role model," Mena told Marc Malkin. "It's realistic and it's the truth, and for a young girl going through the same thing - forgetting to the take the pill, considering abortion - it's nice to know Kourtney is someone a person can look up to in the public eye."

Note to Erica: a role model is someone to whom other should aspire; not someone that simply makes the same mistakes as thousands of women every year. Realism does not equate to admiration.

Mena also says that Scott Disick is a "natural" with children and "more excited than anyone" about the impending money he can earn from selling photos of the baby. Guess that makes him a role model, too!

Do you think Kourtney Kardashian is a role model?

It's been at least 16 minutes since we last heard thoughts from Kourtney Kardashian on her pregnancy. How many times per day is she using the bathroom? What color will she paint the walls of her nursery?

A bored-at-work-on-a-Friday fascinated public needs the answers!

Fortunately, the knocked up reality star spoke to E! earlier today about the prospect of actually holding a baby. She brought up a recent lunch with sister Khloe, a friend and the friend's baby.

"Khloe knew everything to do, like holding her perfectly, playing all these games. The girl was laughing," Kourtney said. "When I tried to hold her, I was like, 'Khloe, take her, take her!' I was so scared."

Kourtney Kardashian (with Scott Disick) stares at a crib and wonders why the sleeping apparatus is spelled with a "c."

As for other infant-related matters, Kourtney is as ignorant as Kim Kardashian was when Ray J suggested ways to spice up their sex life.

"I don't think I have ever changed a diaper," she said. "I am sure that I helped with [younger sisters] Kendall and Kylie, but I don't remember. When Kendall was born, I was 16. You just get your license then and you're never home."

Well, of course not. There's unprotected sex to be having with your shady boyfriend!

We have bad news for the impending child of Kourtney Kardashian: your father is Scott Disick.

But we also have good news: your mom is milking her pregnancy for so much money that you'll be able to attend boarding school far, far away!

Instead of choosing to focus on the challenges that face a first-time parent, Kourtney is speaking to anyone with a check book. For example, she told People this week how she was preparing for motherhood.

"We watch these videos together on some random Web site I found called healthguru.com. They have videos which tell you what to expect, like the size of the baby at different stages, what the baby is doing inside. They're cool. Neither of us have read a book, but we're going to."

We assume she means a pregnancy book. But she may just mean a book... period.

As for the baby's nursery, Kourtney is again relying on the Internet.

"I haven't done one thing for the room, except look online at a million pictures. But I'm also kind of waiting until I can find a decorator. I just want to work with someone and make it perfect. I have a stylish vision of a room in my head."

Prior to this interview, Kourtney had dished on almost getting an abortion and wanting to pose nude while knocked up.

This is the most a Kardashian has taken advantage of something that happened to her when she was naked since Kim got pumped full of Ray J on video.

With Kourtney Kardashian taking Miami by storm - and somehow garnering record ratings in the process - what's a baby daddy to do?

Lonely and missing the mother of his impending child, Scott Disick did what any expecting father would do: he called up his possible sister-in-law, who rose to fame via a sex tape, and attended the Svedka Vodka Playhouse party with Kim Kardashian!

Wrote Kim on her blog: "It was a pretty cool party! Scott missed Kourt, so he came with me and we talked about Kourt all night! lol."

Kim Kardashian does her best impression of Kourtney Kardashian's legs on the night she got knocked up by Scott Disick. Seems a bit lewd to us.