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OMG, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian fans. Season two of these sisters' reality show premieres on November 27 and the following clips make the drama look, like, oh so intense.

First, there's Scott Disick complaining about sharing an apartment with his wife, sister-in-law and her husband. It's so sad these people can't even afford two separate places to live!

Then, there's Kourtney wondering what it will be like if she, Kim and Khloe Kardashian are all pregnant at once. From there, we see Kim worried about residing in Minnesota, while Kris comforts her by saying that once she has children, people will stop caring about her anyway. You might say the power forward bricked that piece of advice...

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As one Kardashian marriage reportedly falls apart, might another be on the way?

Insiders tell Life & Style that Scott Disick took a friend to Classics Jewelry in New York City's Diamond District last month and purchased "a 1.5-carat princess-cut-diamond ring," presumably for bride-to-be Kourtney Kardashian.

Well Hung

We've all been here before, of course.

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Scott Disick has a very large penis.

This fact has been confirmed by more than just his baby mama, Kourtney Kardashian, as Kim Kardashian also chimed in this week during an interview with Jane Radio, saying of Disick's penchant for walking around naked:

"Honestly, it's way too much. He has to start wearing some tighty-whities."

Well Hung

Great. Now we can't stop staring at Scott Disick's crotch.

But that would deprive the family of an impressive showcase, Kourtney argued, because her man's unit is "like an elephant's trunk."

Whatever, Khloe replied. Disick is really just "trying to compete" with her husband ,Lakers power forward Lamar Odom, who apparently plays big both in the bedroom and in the paint.

We'll have more on Scott Disick's penis size when further news breaks.

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Hmm ... which of these things is not like the other?

Scott Disick is neither married, nor tall, nor ripped, nor successful in his craft (he has none that we know of). But he did put a baby in one of the Kardashian sisters, so he earned his place alongside NBA stars Lamar Odom and Kris Humphries just the same.

With Kourtney, Khloe and Kim all committed to their men for the long haul, who do you think landed the best catch? Put another way, who'd you rather ... you know?

Cast your vote in this CRITICAL poll question below ...

And the Winner is?

Who's hotter, Scott Disick, Lamar Odom or Kris Humphries? They're different, that's for sure. Vote for your favorite Mr. Kardashian hunk in our poll! View Poll »

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Are you feeling remiss over the end of all Kim Kardashian wedding build-up? Don't worry, readers, another family proposal is on the way!

During the Saturday night reception, producers were busy mapping out a supposed special moment between Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian. How do we know? Because it was caught on tape!

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TMZ has obtained the audio of one producer speaking to another about how Scott must approach Kourtney and bring up the future of their relationship. The walkie-talkie conversation concludes with a woman telling her co-workers: "See you at Kourtney's wedding."

Seriously, go listen to it now.

How ironic, huh? One tape made Kim famous. Another has exposed just how much of a farce the lives of the Kardashians are.

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Last episode, Kris Jenner defended Scott Disick on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. She said he's prime marriage material, as evidenced in this clip.

But Rob Kardashian disagrees.

In a preview of the wholly unscripted drama to come this Sunday, Rob visits Kourtney and Scott's house for the first time and explodes when asked why it took him five months to do so: "The reason I don't come over here is because of Scott. He's an alcoholic! He's a negative person in my life... Show me that you're mature and show me you're mature enough to have a kid with my sister."

Watch the totally believable scene below.

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Forget Kris Jenner. Kourtney Kardashian defied God on multiple occasions this week.

It was a truly sacrilegious episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, reviewed below in our patented +/- format. Let's find out now what sort of score the installment earned, shall we?

Kris Jenner Promo Pic

Lamar and Rob both say they'd do porn. NEGATIVE 5 to Khloe for referring to that as "bizarre." Isn't Kim's decision to do so the only reason this family has a reality show?

Kris says Scott and Kourtney should get married before having another kid because it's "more natural" that way. PLUS 3 for not Kris cracking up at the irony. How natural is it for one to say this about one's daughter to an E! camera?

Scott is talking to his therapist. On television. With his shirt unbuttoned half way. Exposing a wholly shaven chest. NEGATIVE 147.

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Kendall Jenner is only 15 years old.

The aspiring model's father reminded his step-daughter of this numerous times on last night's edition of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but it's hard to blame Kim for thinking otherwise. Remember this photo shoot?

Among other storylines on the latest episode of this dreadfully boring series: Lamar Odom flipped a mattress and Kris Jenner acted like a stalker. Catch up on all the (non) action below, via THG's patented Plus/Minus episode guide...

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 6 Promo Pic

During Khloe's acupuncture session (she's SO stressed, people!), Kim pricks her finger and says: "I just put it in me so hard." PLUS 3 for at least attempting a Ray J impression.

After Kris walks into his house, Scott says all he wants is a little privacy. MINUS 17 for saying this to a TV camera.

"I model because I'm more like a personality," says Kim while taking Kendall to NYC. MINUS 8 for her forgetting to add "a personality... that's less interesting than pocket lint."

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Nothing says Surprising Romantic Gesture like a proposal captured on reality TV camera.

In the latest trailer for season six of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we see drama unfold between Kourtney and Scott (he's drinking again?!?) and Kris/Bruce Jenner (she wants to change her last name?!?).

But the real, totally unplanned and unscripted excitement occurs at the very end of this preview. Listen closely and you'll hear Kris Humphries utter the four words that every attention-hungry, money-ravenous, talentless celebrity yearns to hear: Will you marry me?

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Attention, Scott Disick: stop doing such a dynamite impression of James Dean and focus on your family life. It's clearly falling apart.

The latest issue of In Touch Weekly reports that Scott has called off the wedding - which will reportedly conclude this season of Kourtney's realty show - and that he's now engaged in a battle over custody of little Mason.

Based on the way Scott's tiny head is staring in the vicinity of his near-wife and child, is there any doubt this story is true?!?

Fighting Over Mason!

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