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On this week's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe & Lamar celebrated a bittersweet return to L.A. Sweet because the family loves them.

Bitter because he got released by the Mavericks.

While Khloe and her hubby settle back into LA life, Scott Disick hops a plane to NYC for the opening of his new restaurant. Who would eat there?

Find out that and more in THG's +/- recap!

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UNRELATED SIDE NOTE: Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick welcomed a baby girl this morning in L.A.! Penelope! Congrats you too. Plus 200.

The whole family plans to go and support Scott in NYC! Plus only 10, because it's nice, but probably primarily just to keep tabs on the sketchball.

Khloe's not going, however. Plus 5.

Bruce, meanwhile, confesses, "I've been raising kids for 33 years ... It's toughest with the last two, Kendall and Kylie. Now that they're driving, I don't see them as much, they don't talk to me as much and that's tough on a dad." Sniff. Minus 15.

Flat tire alert! Dad to the rescue! Plus 10.

"I think it's weird that my dad put my car in the shop without even asking me," Kendall says, lamenting that she won't have a car for like days.

Just how Bruce drew it up. "This is kinda just like the old days," he says. "I can remember carpooling you kids to preschool!" Aww. Plus 5.

In NYC, Scott has to host some girl's Sweet 16 party (!?) and crashes an unrelated bachelorette party. Dude needs a chaperone. Minus 20.

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Not even we can make fun of the Kardashians for this one:

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are the new parents of a baby girl, E! News confirms, as the former gave birth to Penelope Scotland Disick early this morning at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

She weighed in at seven pounds, 14 ounces.

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Pic

"Scott and I are overjoyed to welcome our precious angel Penelope Scotland Disick into our lives. We are forever blessed. Mommy and baby are resting comfortably," Kourtney said in a statement, while Kris Jenner has also already chimed in and said it was an "easy delivery."

Kardashian and Disick announced they were expecting in November. They are already parents to Mason Dash, 2, and don't really have plans to marry any time soon.

We send our congratulations to the couple and look forward to seeing Penelope on the cover of whatever tabloid pays Kourtney and Scott the most money.

UPDATE: Kim Kardashian has chimed in with a statement:

Welcome to the world, Penelope Scotland Disick! Kourtney gave birth to a beautiful baby daughter on Sunday and the whole family is so thrilled to finally meet her! She is absolutely perfect! I am so excited to be an aunt again and can't wait to spoil little Penelope. I know Mason is going to be the best big brother in the whole world. Congratulations Kourtney and Scott. Xo

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On this week's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, tensions boiled over between Scott and ... well, everybody, while Kris received an unwelcome surprise.

Last week, we saw the beginnings of a Scott Disick and Bruce Jenner feud. Last night was certainly no different, as the former grew increasingly bitter.

Also, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian wore bikinis a lot.

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  • Kourtney Kardashian Promo Pic

Scott and Rob bust into Kendall and Kylie Jenner's suite with Rob Kardashian to scare them in the middle of the night. Pretty funny. Plus 10.

Meanwhile, Kris Jenner's lip is so swollen from an allergic reaction that she looks like a Heidi Montag plastic surgery victim. Ouch. Minus 20.

"It's God punishing you for giving Todd your email," Bruce says. OWNED! Plus 90.

Bruce and Scott have more in common than they think, though. While Bruce was making passive-aggressive digs like that, Scott was ... okay, there's nothing passive about plain refusing to get out of bed because you're pissed. Minus 10.

Hangover, schmangover, he's just sick of them all. Minus 5.

When he finally emerges, Disick immediately is criticized by the fam. "This is exactly why I didn't want to get out of bed. I have all these people nagging me at all times. I feel like I'm going to lose my mind." Dude, we feel ya. Plus 10.

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Oprah Winfrey interviewed Scott Disick last night. We'll give fans of the iconic talk show host a few moments to let that disturbing fact sink in...

The reality star/douchebag was rather frank about his past behavior, however, sitting alongside Kourtney Kardashian and telling viewers:

"I can't ever take back the things I've said or done to anybody. Making Kourtney cry one, two or a million times [was the most disturbing thing I've done on camera]. I'm not claiming I'm not an a--hole at all, I'm just saying, I definitely have some a--hole tendencies."

Kourtney went on to say how proud she is off Scott, how great a father he is to Mason and how therapy has helped the couple overcome its problems.

The interview, of course, was one of a number Winfrey conducted with the world's most famous/least talented family. Among other exchanges:

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On Sunday night's installment of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the gang went on an extra special, totally relaxing, not at all staged family vacation.

Which of the girls almost pulled a no-show and why? Would Kris tell Bruce about Todd Waterman? What caused a big rift between Bruce and Scott?

Find out in THG's +/- Keeping Up recap!

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"This just doesn't feel right, like I'm sneaking around. And maybe the healthiest thing for me to do is just not see Todd." - Kris Jenner. Ya think? Plus 20.

"Ever since Kourtney got pregnant she's extra-indecisive, extra-hormonal and it's really frustrating." - Kim. Imagine how Scott feels, girlfriend. Minus 10.

At the speedway, Bruce introduces Scott as his "friend." Ouch! Plus 70.

Scott Disick is steamed and storms off, but sympathy is limited here. He may not be the worst guy in the world, but if you don't propose after that long ...

Khloe surprises the fam in the Dominican Republic early. Plus 5?

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On Sunday night's installment of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Jenner's past love life once again took center stage, and no one cared.

Seriously ... when did this become the Kris Jenner show?! Is anyone on pins and needles wondering about her book and this Todd Waterman?

Meanwhile, Scott and Kourtney partook in some fun but fake drama, Kim has some giant boobs and so on. How did everything else play out!

Find out in THG's +/- Keeping Up recap!

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Plus 70 for this quote by Scott: "Sometimes I feel a little cooped up and want to get out and socialize. Going out somewhere fun to Kourtney would be like going to a pregnancy class." Dude, you got her pregnant again. Don't whine to us.

Her solution? Send him out with Kim. She's expressionless and boring as it gets - he gets to go out, but no way he gets into trouble with her! Plus 30.

Kris Jenner is slapping balls around the tennis could when WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, the other man from her memoir happens to show up! Minus 50.

"The Todd Waterman that I left Robert Kardashian for," Kris explains. "I just can't seem to escape my past. It's been over 23 years since I've even laid eyes on him but suddenly ... it feels like just yesterday." Minus 250 for the contrived storyline.

Plus 20 for telling Bruce immediately, at least.

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On Sunday night's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, evil momager Kris Jenner once again took center stage, this time with her grunting noises.

Say what now?

Feeling like it's time for some contrived family bonding, Kris decides it's time to play some tennis with the gang. How sweet and unforced.

Elsewhere, Bruce's son Brandon Jenner and Leah Felder, who just got married, made an appearance for the first time. How'd that go?

Find out in THG's +/- Keeping Up recap!

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Plus 70 for this exchange, even if it was written on cue cards:

  • Kris: "I think we need a can of balls because you always have to have fresh balls."
  • Kim: "I'm glad that your memory of balls is coming back to you."
  • Kris: "Honey, anytime there's balls involved it's my kind of game."

That's what Ray J said. OHHHHH!

Anyway ... "Is it me or is my mom making these loud, crazy grunt noises when she hits the ball?" Kourtney asks. No it's not just you ... unfortunately. Somehow listening to Maria Sharapova do that sounds way better. Minus 15.

"This was supposed to be a really fun day," Kris laments. "But my kids just wanted to make fun of me." She deserves it, so Plus 10 for the kids.

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Kim Kardashian put her acting skills to the test last night, appearing on an episode of MTV's Punk'd prior to that network's annual Movie Awards and pretending to actually be surprised by the events tht unfolded.

Kim Kardashian and Her Boobs

They were supposedly orchestrated by Ashton Kutcher, who had Scott Disick pull into a gas station; arranged for his wallet to be "stolen" by a fan; and then then had Scott Chase after the man alongside Kardashian, who sat in the passenger seat texting (Kanye West about curtains for their new home, perhaps).

But with the gas nuzzle still attached, the series set up a giant explosion that led to the arrival of police and the handcuffing of Disick.

How did Kim react to the set-up? Do you actually buy she wasn't in on it the entire time? Watch the developments unfold below and decide for yourself.

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We've heard about it for years regarding Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick: the end is near, the break-up is imminent, he's a total and complete douchebag.

But a new tabloid cover story implies an impending split between the reality star and her baby daddy for a brand new reason: Disick's shady, law-breaking father.

Kourtney Kardashian Tabloid Cover

It's come to the attention of Kourtney and her family that Jeffrey Disick - Scott's 62-year old father - recently turned himself in to the Suffolk County (N.Y.) District Attorney’s Office in the wake of grande larceny allegations. He stood accused of stealing money from a Long Island bank.

Jeffrey eventually pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of petty larceny, paid $6,500 in restitution and was sentenced to 140 hours of community service.

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Well, at least she's no longer pregnant and abandoned.

However, according to a pair of tabloid cover stories this week, Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant... and betrayed! It's a darn shame, isn't it?

  • Pregnant! Betrayed!
  • Kourtney and Reese

Naturally, Kris Jenner has already spoken out against rumors that Kourtney kicked out baby daddy Scott Disick and that E! cameras caught the blowup for an upcoming Keeping Up with the Kardashians episode.

"None of it is true," Kris tells E! News of talk that Disick is actually hiding sex tapes from his girlfriend and skipped out on her baby shower May 12 because the couple was fighting.

One thing is for certain: we'll be hearing a lot more about this when season seven of this scripted series premieres on Sunday. Another thing is also for certain: if you care one iota, you need to take a very long look in the mirror.

Scott Disick Biography

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Scott Disick is the on-again, off-again boyfriend of Kourtney Kardashian. In the summer of 2009, it was announced that she was pregnant -... More »
Birthplace
Long Island, New York
Full Name
Scott Disick
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