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Last episode, Kris Jenner defended Scott Disick on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. She said he's prime marriage material, as evidenced in this clip.

But Rob Kardashian disagrees.

In a preview of the wholly unscripted drama to come this Sunday, Rob visits Kourtney and Scott's house for the first time and explodes when asked why it took him five months to do so: "The reason I don't come over here is because of Scott. He's an alcoholic! He's a negative person in my life... Show me that you're mature and show me you're mature enough to have a kid with my sister."

Watch the totally believable scene below.

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Forget Kris Jenner. Kourtney Kardashian defied God on multiple occasions this week.

It was a truly sacrilegious episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, reviewed below in our patented +/- format. Let's find out now what sort of score the installment earned, shall we?

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Lamar and Rob both say they'd do porn. NEGATIVE 5 to Khloe for referring to that as "bizarre." Isn't Kim's decision to do so the only reason this family has a reality show?

Kris says Scott and Kourtney should get married before having another kid because it's "more natural" that way. PLUS 3 for not Kris cracking up at the irony. How natural is it for one to say this about one's daughter to an E! camera?

Scott is talking to his therapist. On television. With his shirt unbuttoned half way. Exposing a wholly shaven chest. NEGATIVE 147.

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Kendall Jenner is only 15 years old.

The aspiring model's father reminded his step-daughter of this numerous times on last night's edition of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but it's hard to blame Kim for thinking otherwise. Remember this photo shoot?

Among other storylines on the latest episode of this dreadfully boring series: Lamar Odom flipped a mattress and Kris Jenner acted like a stalker. Catch up on all the (non) action below, via THG's patented Plus/Minus episode guide...

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During Khloe's acupuncture session (she's SO stressed, people!), Kim pricks her finger and says: "I just put it in me so hard." PLUS 3 for at least attempting a Ray J impression.

After Kris walks into his house, Scott says all he wants is a little privacy. MINUS 17 for saying this to a TV camera.

"I model because I'm more like a personality," says Kim while taking Kendall to NYC. MINUS 8 for her forgetting to add "a personality... that's less interesting than pocket lint."

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Nothing says Surprising Romantic Gesture like a proposal captured on reality TV camera.

In the latest trailer for season six of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we see drama unfold between Kourtney and Scott (he's drinking again?!?) and Kris/Bruce Jenner (she wants to change her last name?!?).

But the real, totally unplanned and unscripted excitement occurs at the very end of this preview. Listen closely and you'll hear Kris Humphries utter the four words that every attention-hungry, money-ravenous, talentless celebrity yearns to hear: Will you marry me?

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Attention, Scott Disick: stop doing such a dynamite impression of James Dean and focus on your family life. It's clearly falling apart.

The latest issue of In Touch Weekly reports that Scott has called off the wedding - which will reportedly conclude this season of Kourtney's realty show - and that he's now engaged in a battle over custody of little Mason.

Based on the way Scott's tiny head is staring in the vicinity of his near-wife and child, is there any doubt this story is true?!?

Fighting Over Mason!

You can pay $2.99 to purchase this tabloid and learn why Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger broke up. Or you can read about it for free on THG.

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Scott Disick covers the latest issue of Men's Fitness.

In related news, Men's Fitness has officially sold out.

And in other related news, Kourtney Kardashian has examined this cover shot and blogged that Disick "looks like James Dean and I'm loving it!" Do you agree with this assessment? And, even more importantly, we must ask:

Scott Disick or James Dean: Who would you rather...

And the Winner is?

Kourtney Kardashian thinks Scott Dicisk resembles James Dean. Which of these stars would you rather have sex with? View Poll »

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It's the moment we've waited for this entire wash of a season: Khloe arrived.

However, we weren't given enough time with the married old gal to measure how much we've missed her. The producers thought it would be a great idea to devote half the 22 minutes to Scott, who had landed himself the May cover of Men's Fitness (whyyyy?).

The remainder focused on Kim's sour puss, a result of the lollipops-and-gummi bears relationship between her oldest and youngest sisters. This isn't a shock, as we've seen Kourtney and Khloe play odd-man-out with Kim for the past four years.

As one of three girls, I'll admit this happens from time to time. But it's clear that the producers were searching for a storyline and know how well Khloe and Kourtney's dynamic is received by the viewers. Tough break, Kimmy. Call up Kris.

She'll hang with you. Scott Disick would do it, but he's too busy dreaming of his Men's Fitness wardrobe. Gucci and Tom Ford and fast cars, oh my!

I spent the first ten minutes gagging thanks to Scott. He saunters into the suite and tells his beloved that Men's Fitness has selected him for their May cover.

Then the jabs begin (even more reason to love Kourtney): Scott doesn't work out, why would they pick him... that sort of thing.

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What's next, Kim Kardashian will claim she has some kind of personality?

At a recent fundraiser, Scott Disick told People he's cleaned up his act in more ways than one. He's clean, sober and... kind?!?

"You know, I just realized there's bigger things in the world than just being a selfish, self-centered, prick," Scott said.

What a Disick

Disick sought professional help for alcohol and personality issues last summer and says it's a constant battle to remain a changed man.

"There's times that it's difficult but, you know, the good outweighs the bad," he says. "It's nice having a healthier lifestyle than I used to have."

To read more about what Disick has been up to, at least according to the latest E! script he followed, check out our in-depth review of Kourtney & Kim Take New York.

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We're fast approaching the point of too much Kardashian (quite frankly, I think we may already be past that point). Ryan Seacrest and his minions need a new formula, because the current one of Kim plus Kourtney and too much of Scott Disick isn't working.

Once upon a time Kris and Co. were a guilty pleasure, and we'd happily wait around for Khloe to tip Kourtney upside down like a teapot. 

Here in the city that never sleeps, though, the viewers find ourselves dozing off during Kourtney & Kim Take New York. Why are we so bored, you ask?

It's the dynamic between Kourtney and Kim. We've been over this a few times. As sultry (and a bit slutty) as Kim Kardashian might appear on print, she doesn't have much on-screen appeal.

The only time we get a chuckle out of the buxom brunette is when Kourt and Khloe make a joke at her expense. We're all well aware now why Kourtney and Khloe play favorites with one another - it's because Kim is snoozy and a little self-centered.

If we're going to be forced to endure more Kardashian invasion, let's at least bring in the players that entertain us. Even Kourtney's struggling to keep our attention this go-round, and giving Scott more airtime isn't helping things.

It was much better when he tinkered around in the background. Remember season one of Keeping Up With The Kardashians? He was just Kourtney's younger boyfriend, sometimes around for tapings, but oftentimes on the other coast.

Let's revisit that formula, because it worked well for everyone.

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Last week Ryan Seacrest debuted Kim Kardashian's new single, "Jam (Turn It Up)" on his KIIS-FM radio show, and last night we had the pleasure of watching it come together on Kourtney & Kim Take New York

It's splendid that The-Dream had a vision and wanted to "try it out," but next time try it out on someone you've heard sing well. Grab a kid from 'Glee,' or browse the posts on YouTube. There has to be someone out there better suited to sing "Jam (Turn It Up)" than Kim-unless you're going for that auto tone feel.

If that's the case, then a job well done (auto tone is hip right now - they used it at the Oscars).

Kim's been everywhere lately (and at almost every awards show, which befuddled even her biggest fans), so it was only a matter of time before she was presented with the option to sing a song. Paris Hilton did it, and she enjoyed moderate success for a short time. So let's try it out on her protege.

We were witness to the moment the idea was born, and wanted to pull Ciara's hair for even mentioning it over lunch. Don't shoot the messenger, you say?

Fine, we'll just lock Ciara and The-Dream up with a raw track of Kim's voice until they admit it was a poor idea.

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