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Welcome, readers, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

We just came across this cute photo of Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick and their two kids, and it's just begging for your hilarious captions.

What are Kourt, Scott, Mason and/or Penelope thinking/saying?

You tell us! Just leave comment(s) below with the best caption(s) for the photo! Go to it! We will announce a winner Tuesday. Best of luck!

UPDATE, 9/4: Shannon Valk is our winner! Congrats! The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions: kim trashdasian, GhostWriter743 and Mmonna.

Thanks so much to all for playing!

Disick Family

Penelope: "Let me get this straight. Mommy and Daddy sleep in separate beds and we have four aunts that look exactly alike?"

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In Touch Weekly is aiming to win the Pulitzer Prize for imaginary Kardashian coverage.

A week after running a cover story that claimed Scott Disick was back on cocaine, the tabloid has pretended to do even more research into this soridd situation, following up that cover tale with one claiming Kourtney has kicked her baby daddy out.

Farewell, Scott Disick!

"Kourtney and Scott will be living in separate apartments" when Kourtney & Kim Take Miami returns this fall, an insider says, raising the question:

There's gonna be another season of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami?!?

Kourtney is allegedly sick of Disick's constant partying and irresponsible behavior, but friends wonder whether this move is really the answer. One says:

“Scott’s friends in Miami are partiers, and they’re all in the club scene - so he’ll be worse than ever. With his own apartment, he’ll have the privacy to do whatever he wants without Kourtney knowing.... There’s going to be a lot of drama."

It's almost as if E! planned it this way or something.

We'd feel terrible for poor little Penelope Scotland. If the story were remotely true.

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This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the gang visited Oprah.

Yes, Oprah Winfrey is now using the Kardashians for ratings/relevance.

How did this stack up with last week's tales from the krypt in terms of entertainment value? We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

Kris Jenner is full-on GIDDY about Oprah. It's like a sign that all of her momagering and puppet mastering has paid off in the past 10 years. Minus 30.

Oprah grills Scott Disick on being the black sheep of the family (not true, he's not even technically part of the family as he won't propose). Minus 20.

"I definitely have some asshole tendencies." - Scott. Plus 15.

O then asks Kim (below) if dating Kanye West is just a publicity stunt. Plus 15, as pretty much everything Kim does is, so this question is obligatory.

Speaking of 'Ye, he decides it's time for his girl to change his look so he brings over a stylist and a whole new wardrobe for her. Weird, but nice? Plus 10.

Kim: "Kanye has definitely given me a push to see more of what's out there in the world, so that's definitely a good thing." It still ranks second to the feverish pushing Ray J gave her back in the day, but nice sentiment. Plus 5.

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Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are new parents and we must admit, Penelope Scotland is pretty darn cute.

But all is not well in this household, according to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, which quotes a friend as saying Disick is on a "downward spiral" and "more of a mess than I’ve ever seen him.”

Kourtney Kover

The cover story alleges that Disick is "back on drugs" and often partying while high on cocaine. Yes, folks, the "evil Scott" is back, says another source:

“Things between Kourtney and Scott are the worst they’ve ever been... The animosity between them is really bad."

Allegedly, Disick isn't allowed to be alone with his daughter, which might seem tragic, but consider this from Kris Jenner's point of view: talk about prime storyline material for Keeping Up with the Kardashians!

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With the exception of Scott's entertainment value and Kourtney's water birth experiment, the bulk of the current season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians has centered on the family matriarch, "momager" Kris Jenner.

Someone's gonna come out with a tell-all one of these years, and not just about Todd Waterman. This woman is out of control. Last night, for example, she became fixated, obsessively, on the great beyond. How did that turn out?

We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

Kris Jenner, Coffin

Kris plans an outing to the cemetery, tries out caskets and decides what kind of floral arrangements she'd like at her funeral, etc. She's 56 and healthy. Minus 10.

In true Kris fashion, she goes BALLS OUT to secure spots for herself, Bruce, and all the Jenner/Odom family members. A little over the top. Minus 20.

"I'm into the mausoleum. Go hard or go home." - Kim Kardashian. Funny, the second part of that is what Ray J said when he ... forget it. Plus 5.

"Oh, the funeral business, there's a way you could extort us! Yeah, let's make some commissions on those plots baby." - Khloe. She's not wrong. Plus 5.

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While much of the current season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians has centered on the family patriarch and matriarch - namely pesky rumors of Kris Jenner cheating with Todd Waterman - the kids were back in focus Sunday.

Namely Kourtney Kardashian as she prepared to welcome baby #2.

How did she react to witnessing a water birth? And what's the rest of the gang up to? We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap:

Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian and Mason

"You beat the s--t out of me in the middle of the night with your arm," Kris tells Bruce. Keeping Up quotes we did not see coming. Plus 20.

Sleep-beatings aside, Kris is doing well and decides to head down to to San Diego to visit her mother, Mary Joe (MJ), with her daughters.

"It's hard for my mom to see her mom getting older," says pregnant Kourtney, "but that doesn't mean you shouldn't make time for them." Plus 10.

A trip to the San Diego Zoo brings back the memories and Kris decides to change her attitude toward her mother and visit more often. Plus 5.

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Sunday on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe Kardashian Odom stood her ground and defended her marriage from her vocal, critical siblings.

Last night, on a special episode of the long-running E! reality hit, her older sister Kim Kardashian's romantic life took center stage, for better or worse.

After all, as we know, she's dating Kanye West.

"Kim and Kanye have been friends for years," Kourtney Kardashian says. "They've been hanging out lately and I have no idea if it's serious or not."

Is it?!?!?! Let's find out in THG's +/- recap!

Kim Kleave

"So, Kanye and I, you know we have a lot of things in common," Kim says. We have no idea what those things are, other than money. Minus 10.

"We both just love cars. So what's the big deal? I'm just borrowing my friend's car," she says, as if any guy lets a platonic friend do that. Minus 5.

Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and Lamar attend Scott's restaurant opening. Plus 15 for solidarity. Minus 5 for anyone else who goes to said restaurant.

"I just want to make Kourtney proud," Scott says. "She's had a lot of doubts already." Not acting like a d-bag would go a long way, but Plus 10.

Or basically pulling a no-show at your own event. Minus 90.

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On this week's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe & Lamar celebrated a bittersweet return to L.A. Sweet because the family loves them.

Bitter because he got released by the Mavericks.

While Khloe and her hubby settle back into LA life, Scott Disick hops a plane to NYC for the opening of his new restaurant. Who would eat there?

Find out that and more in THG's +/- recap!

Khloe & Lamar Photo

UNRELATED SIDE NOTE: Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick welcomed a baby girl this morning in L.A.! Penelope! Congrats you too. Plus 200.

The whole family plans to go and support Scott in NYC! Plus only 10, because it's nice, but probably primarily just to keep tabs on the sketchball.

Khloe's not going, however. Plus 5.

Bruce, meanwhile, confesses, "I've been raising kids for 33 years ... It's toughest with the last two, Kendall and Kylie. Now that they're driving, I don't see them as much, they don't talk to me as much and that's tough on a dad." Sniff. Minus 15.

Flat tire alert! Dad to the rescue! Plus 10.

"I think it's weird that my dad put my car in the shop without even asking me," Kendall says, lamenting that she won't have a car for like days.

Just how Bruce drew it up. "This is kinda just like the old days," he says. "I can remember carpooling you kids to preschool!" Aww. Plus 5.

In NYC, Scott has to host some girl's Sweet 16 party (!?) and crashes an unrelated bachelorette party. Dude needs a chaperone. Minus 20.

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Not even we can make fun of the Kardashians for this one:

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are the new parents of a baby girl, E! News confirms, as the former gave birth to Penelope Scotland Disick early this morning at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

She weighed in at seven pounds, 14 ounces.

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Pic

"Scott and I are overjoyed to welcome our precious angel Penelope Scotland Disick into our lives. We are forever blessed. Mommy and baby are resting comfortably," Kourtney said in a statement, while Kris Jenner has also already chimed in and said it was an "easy delivery."

Kardashian and Disick announced they were expecting in November. They are already parents to Mason Dash, 2, and don't really have plans to marry any time soon.

We send our congratulations to the couple and look forward to seeing Penelope on the cover of whatever tabloid pays Kourtney and Scott the most money.

UPDATE: Kim Kardashian has chimed in with a statement:

Welcome to the world, Penelope Scotland Disick! Kourtney gave birth to a beautiful baby daughter on Sunday and the whole family is so thrilled to finally meet her! She is absolutely perfect! I am so excited to be an aunt again and can't wait to spoil little Penelope. I know Mason is going to be the best big brother in the whole world. Congratulations Kourtney and Scott. Xo

[Photo: WENN.com]

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On this week's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, tensions boiled over between Scott and ... well, everybody, while Kris received an unwelcome surprise.

Last week, we saw the beginnings of a Scott Disick and Bruce Jenner feud. Last night was certainly no different, as the former grew increasingly bitter.

Also, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian wore bikinis a lot.

Come along for THG's +/- Keeping Up rekap!

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Scott and Rob bust into Kendall and Kylie Jenner's suite with Rob Kardashian to scare them in the middle of the night. Pretty funny. Plus 10.

Meanwhile, Kris Jenner's lip is so swollen from an allergic reaction that she looks like a Heidi Montag plastic surgery victim. Ouch. Minus 20.

"It's God punishing you for giving Todd your email," Bruce says. OWNED! Plus 90.

Bruce and Scott have more in common than they think, though. While Bruce was making passive-aggressive digs like that, Scott was ... okay, there's nothing passive about plain refusing to get out of bed because you're pissed. Minus 10.

Hangover, schmangover, he's just sick of them all. Minus 5.

When he finally emerges, Disick immediately is criticized by the fam. "This is exactly why I didn't want to get out of bed. I have all these people nagging me at all times. I feel like I'm going to lose my mind." Dude, we feel ya. Plus 10.

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Scott Disick Biography

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Scott Disick is the on-again, off-again boyfriend of Kourtney Kardashian. In the summer of 2009, it was announced that she was pregnant -... More »
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Long Island, New York
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