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Well, at least she's no longer pregnant and abandoned.

However, according to a pair of tabloid cover stories this week, Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant... and betrayed! It's a darn shame, isn't it?

  • Pregnant! Betrayed!
  • Kourtney and Reese

Naturally, Kris Jenner has already spoken out against rumors that Kourtney kicked out baby daddy Scott Disick and that E! cameras caught the blowup for an upcoming Keeping Up with the Kardashians episode.

"None of it is true," Kris tells E! News of talk that Disick is actually hiding sex tapes from his girlfriend and skipped out on her baby shower May 12 because the couple was fighting.

One thing is for certain: we'll be hearing a lot more about this when season seven of this scripted series premieres on Sunday. Another thing is also for certain: if you care one iota, you need to take a very long look in the mirror.

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We told you Kanye West would appear on season seven of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

And now you can see for yourself.

In a new E! promo for the season premiere, which airs on Sunday, we get a glimpse of Kanye and Kim at dinner, along with Khloe talking about the rapper and making it seem like this relationship is nothing but a publicity stunt. But that would be crazy, right?

Elsewhere: Kim wears wigs; Kourtney cries; Kris recalls a past love; Lamar Odom considers his NBA career; Scott Disick yells; and THG almost loses our dinner. Watch the totally unscripted madness now:

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On the same day that Khloe Kardashian dismissed rumors that she may get divorced, and chatter spread that Kim Kardashian might wed Kanye West, a new tabloid story says Kourtney Kardashian is about to tie the knot with Scott Disick,

In Mexico. At friend Joe Francis' estate.

Kourtney Kardashian Married?!?

“They signed a $1 million deal with E! to get married on TV,” an insider tells In Touch Weekly, adding that Kourtney and Scott will soon get engaged “in an orchestrated, well-publicized manner."

The only problem with this report? Kourtney's rep says it isn't true.

Then again, isn't that exactly what Kourtney's rep would say if the engagement were meant to be a surprise?!?

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Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian have simultaneously been abandoned by the men in their lives ... at least according to one ridiculous tabloid cover.

Must be a slow news week, even for In Touch, because there's pretty much no indication that Scott Disick or Lamar Odom ditched their partners.

Scott partied with "club girls" while Kourt stayed home with her hormones, supposedly. Maybe so, but that's what Scott does. It's not incendiary.

As for Khloe's man? Lamar dumped the Mavericks, but that's about it.

Kim and Khloe Tabloid Cover

What's all the more amazing about this kover is that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are dating. Like for real. Kim Kardashian is dating Kanye West!

This made-for-tabloid-drama relationship actually materialized out of thin air and ITW instead opts for bogus, less interesting stories about her sisters.

That's just poor celebrity gossip reporting, people. Poor.

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Kourtney Kardashian has a message for her fans: OMG.

That's right: Oh... My... GIRL!

The reality star sold the announcement of her baby's gender to OK! this week, revealing to the tabloid that she's having a girl in just a few months.

A Girl for Kourtney Kardashian

We're "so, so excited," Kourtney says, while boyfriend Scott Disick - who apparently has NOT abandoned his baby mama - adds:

"I even wanted a girl the first time - and then we had Mason and it couldn't have been any better... We're very fortunate to have the combination that everyone wishes for."

Does the couple have a name selected?

"We actually have one name that we both love, but I'm not sure," Kardashian said. "I feel like you don't really know until after you meet the baby."

In other words: we'll tell you when a tabloid shells out big bucks for the answer.

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Welcome back to the first annual Tournament of THG: Couples Edition, where fans vote on the most popular celebrity couple in the entire universe!

The concept is simple: Pick your favorite of the two pairs in each poll. Done. YOUR VOTES will determine the winners of this tournament showdown.

Selena Gomez in a Bikini

In recent matchups, Jay-Z and Beyonce took on Jason and Molly from The Bachelor, Will and Kate battled Britney Spears and Jason Trawick, and Vampire Diaries stars Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev squared off with Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth.

Today's poll: Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick vs. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez! Vote for your favorite duo in the first-round contest below!

And the Winner is?

Which celebrity couple do you like more, Kourtney and Scott or Justin and Selena? Vote in this first-round Tournament of THG Couples Edition matchup now! View Poll »

Poll is now closed! Here are the results:

Kourtney & Scott
28.0%

Justin & Selena
72.0%

Total Votes: 4611

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Poor Kourtney Kardashian. The knocked up reality star has once again been left by baby daddy Scott Disick, according to Life & Style at least.

In December, we were told that Kourtney was left Pregnant & Alone by Disick, despite a multitude of red carpet appearances that proved otherwise. Now, a new tabloid cover story is screaming that Scott is again acting like a total jerk.

Pregnant and Abandoned!!!

In late January, sources tells the magazine, Disick spent a weekend partying in Las Vegas. He then returned home to a "fuming" Kourtney, the insider continues, who responded to his bachelor-like ways by throwing him out of the house. The result?

Scott spent 11 days in a different state than his baby mama last month! 11!!!

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The moment we've been waiting for finally kame. Sort of.

Kim Kardashian decided to end her marriage to Kris Humphries in last night's season finale of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, a highly anticipated episode even though we're already aware of what happened and this nonsense is all scripted.

That said, we were dying to see it play out on E! But how much of it really did? The answer may surprise you if you missed it. Here's our finale rekap, THG style!

Kourtney and Kim Take New York Cast

"It's getting to the point where we need to start talking about it," Kris tells Scott Disick, who has somehow become the most sane, normal character on the show. Plus 60.

Kris admits he and Kim "are really weird right now," making us wonder when that was not the case, since they have zero chemistry and nothing in common. Minus 40.

Kris: "We need to get back to what it was." What was it, though? Do tell. Plus 10.

Kim Kardashian: "Sometimes ... I just feel so dead inside because I haven't really been myself here." Oh no, Kim, you're definitely being yourself here. That empty feeling is just your complete lack of personality. Or morals. Minus 90.

"We got lost in the shuffle here," Kris says, admitting he let basketball and training take over, despite the fact that there was no NBA season at the time and he spent most of this KKTNY season standing around doing nothing. Minus 20.

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Just when you thought Kourtney & Kim Take New York could not get any more insulting to your intelligence ... meet celebrity medium John Edward, everyone!

Sunday night, Kim really wanted to find some closure regarding the death of her father, and convinced her sis to join her in what was a "moving" experience.

The idea that this BS isn't scripted is about as believable as O.J. fathering Khloe Kardashian. A psychic? Really? At least come up with quasi-realistic plots, E!

Anyway. Here's our weekly rekap, THG style!

Kourtney and Kim Take New York Cast

Kris' sister, Kaela Humphries, is in town. Yes, Kris and Kaela. The names may have been the only reason E! kast Kris as Kim's husband initially. Plus 10.

Kim doesn't want Kaela to suspect anything's wrong. Plus 10. Kim's default expression is about as interesting as watching paint dry, so no issues there.

Oh, but wouldn't you know it, Kim feels like she needs guidance from her late father Robert Kardashian! And feels a psychic can contact him!! Minus 700.

Enter John Edward, who totally gets invaluable free advertising for this ridiculous stunt. Even the job description of "Celebrity Medium" is LOL-worthy.

"There's a lot that I've been going through, like emotionally and mentally, that I really think that I'll find comfort in connecting with my dad again." Minus 25 for a terrible job reading cue cards and attempting to sound spontaneous, Kim.

Kris thinks the idea is stupid. This is because Kris, for all his faults, is likely a real human being who does not believe every moment of one's life should be scripted, utterly humiliating nonsense. Plus 15, then Plus 10 more for storming out on her.

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Sunday on Kourtney & Kim Take New York, Kim Kardashian admitted she is not happy in her marriage to Kris Humphries, which happened a matter of weeks ago.

Who could have ever seen that revelation koming?

Meanwhile, Khloe and Kim resolved a fight that we barely even remember and Scott Disick looked like the most mature person on the show, which says a lot.

Find out in our weekly rekap, THG style!

Kris, Kim Photo

Kim is back from Dubai and feeling confused about marriage. Plus 18 for feeling an actual human emotion, even though it's her own fault for being in this mess.

Moreover, "I just feel like I have so much going on that I have enough to deal with without having to revisit all of this Khloé drama." Minus 35 because we cannot even remember, much less care about her Khloe drama from weeks ago.

The producers even have Jonathan Cheban prompt Kim to talk about problems with Kris and Khloe. Plus 7 for the return of this mostly-fake friendship.

Kim lays it on the line: "We're fighting over nothing. If I said something that's offensive, I'm sorry. Accept the apology or don't." Take that bitch! Plus 9.

Scott tells Kim she's "a diva." LOL. Ya think? Plus 11.

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