It's been a tough week for guys hoping to ogle their favorite hotties naked.
First, pimp/father Joe Simpson announced there would be no Jessica Simpson nude in a porn star role anytime soon.
Now, it's Scarlett Johansson turning away a similar option.
Despite circulating reports and Jenna Jameson's hopes that the actress is just the right mix of sexy and mysterious, Scarlett Johansson will not play the porn star in the film adaptation of her autobiography. Possibly since she's not skinny enough?
"Scarlett has never seen a script nor been approached about this project," says her rep. "She also has no interest in playing this role."
Maybe Scarlett Johansson could be convinced? Sorry, but a body like that is just made for certain roles. Can't someone talk her into it? Anyway, moving on.
Speaking at the Comic Con convention in San Diego this weekend, Jenna Jameson, 33, said she was smitten with the 22-year-old Johansson after seeing her Golden Globe-nominated turn in the 2003 film Lost in Translation.
"I remember thinking to myself, this girl has such a sexuality without even really trying to be sexy," Jameson said. "I was like, â€˜This girl could play me.'"
Though she has met Scarlett Johansson only briefly, Jameson said their encounter left an impression. "I love her," Jameson said. "She's amazing. She's smart, she's funnyâ€¦ stunning."
Jameson said it will be called Heartbreaker, based on Jameson's 2004 book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, in which she detailed her rise to stardom in the porn industry.
Casting is crucial, said Jenna Jameson, emphasizing that the film needs more than just a pretty face. You know what she's talking about.
"I don't want someone who's going to go in there and be like bouncing around," she said. "I want someone who can bring some depth."
Alas, the only screening Scarlett is going to make of this kind will be a private one, for reported beau Ryan Reynolds.
How risque Jenna's movie is remains to be seen. Asked if it will be explicit, Jameson said, "It has to be. Not because we want to draw fans. Because I want to tell the true story."
Jenna, let us be the first to recommend Eva Mendes or Megan Fox for the part. They may look nothing like you, but they don't shy away from nude photos!