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Talk show host and alleged comedian Jimmy Kimmel and his girlfriend of five years, the foul-mouthed but humorous Sarah Silverman, have broken up.

Kimmel’s rep, Lewis Kay, and Silverman’s rep, Amy Zvi, both confirmed that Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating and issued a joint statement:

Jimmy Kimmel Photograph

“Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.”

Okay then.

Reps for Matt Damon and Ben Affleck also had no comment on the Silverman-Kimmel split. Primarily because they were not contacted for comment.

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by Mischalova at

Sorry, Jimmy Kimmel.

But celebrity gossip fans need to know that your girlfriend, Sarah Silverman, is having sex with Matt Damon. How does everyone like these apples?

Matt Damon Hairstyle

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Sarah Silverman may have referred to her kids as "mistakes" at the Video Music Awards, but Britney Spears should really be thanking the comic.

As a result of this unpopular joke, the train wreck actually received a decent amount of sympathy... on top of everyone's horror over her performance on the show.

Silverman recently talked to Us Weekly about the incident, along with the new season of her show on Comedy Central:

Us: First off, were you surprised by the negative reaction to your Britney Spears jokes at the VMAs?
SS: The joke that everyone was upset about â€" me calling [Jayden James and Jam Master Sean P.] "adorable mistakes" â€" was the most innocuous joke. It never occurred to me that would be deemed hurtful or over the line. I don't want to get into feuds with girls half my age. I'm in it to be funny and not for the drama. It's embarrassing.

Us: On to your show: Is the new season crazier?
SS: The story lines are ridiculous! It's that contrast that makes the show work: absurdity played real.

Us: We hear Angelina Jolie is a fan of the show. True?
SS: I met her on the lot, and she was so cool! There is a chance she'll show up in an episode. I don't know why, but I'm seeing her in an Annie wig.

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by Free Britney at

Hey, at least one person is still on Team Britney!

Well, two if you're gonna count that nut Chris Crocker.

Shakin' That Booty

Ding dang, wouldn't you know it, Britney Spears' "cousin" and "assistant," the aspiring "singer" Alli Sims, has jumped to her ol' boss' defense.

Alli Sims doesn't know why people don't weave Britney alone, and says Sarah Silverman's opening remarks at the MTV Video Music Awards just "mean."

"Have you seen Britney's kids? Oh my god! They are the most adorable little mistakes you will ever see!" Silverman said at the VMAs. "They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of."

THG NOTE: Britney had a C-section for both births, making Sarah's jokes off the mark. But the fact remains Britney goes clubbing with no underwear, so one can excuse Silverman's error. A comedian can't not go there, you know?

Anyway. Alli Sims was making a run to the grocery store for the 25-year-old star Wednesday when photographers asked if she had anything to say.

Alli Sims: Britney's cousin? Assistant? Pal?

"What about Sarah Silverman?" one guy asked Sims (on behalf of the venerable celebrity news agency X17 online. "Do you have anything to say to her?"

Alli's reply: "She's mean... MEAN! She'll have kids one day and she won't appreciate that crap."

THG NOTE
: Sarah Silverman has said in the past that she does not want, and believes she won't ever have, children. But again, neither here nor there.

In any case, it's good to see Alli and Britney back together again. Maybe Sims' "solo" career didn't gain much traction? Here's hoping they can get Shannon Funk to come over for a some three-way girl-on-girl action and videotape it.

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by Free Britney at

Wouldn't it be great if every time one of our favorite celebrities had a meltdown, Hayden Panettiere were there to weigh in on it?

Similarly, if every time a celebrity were asked a question about Sarah Silverman, the foul-mouthed comedian magically appeared?

Jayden Federline and Britney Spears

Well, Hayden Panettiere was at LAX last night, returning from the VMAs in Las Vegas, when celebrity news photographers started asking her about - what else - Britney Spears' awful VMA performance and Sarah Silverman's jokes.

Regarding Silverman's effect on Spears, Hayden just turned around and said, "You can go ask her yourself, she's right there!"

Sure enough, there she was! What a neat trick! You don't see cheerleader Claire Bennet pulling off anything that cool on Heroes.

The photographer then went over and asked Sarah Silverman if she thought she was hard on Britney Spears.

"I hope not," she replied, simply.

Asked if she thought her routine (calling her kids mistakes, making references to Britney's oft-exposed vagina) threw Britney off, Sarah explained, "Since I didn't do any of my jokes until my performance, it couldn't possibly have."

Another Britney Spears excuse out the window
. Sorry, Chris Crocker. We know you were holding out hope that this one was true.

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As expected, Sarah Silverman kept 'em laughing as host of the 2007 MTV Movie Awards.

The funnywoman opened the show with a hilarious and potty-mouthed monologue in which she accused Spider-Man 3 of being racist (really) and told Jack Nicholson, "You have literally been in every single one of my favorite actresses!"

Ravishing Dress

But the most ridiculed celebrity of the evening was Paris Hilton, who took hits from Silverman as well as Dane Cook, who cracked, "Paris Hilton was so offended by Sarah Silverman's opening remarks that she checked herself into jail early."

Amy Winehouse gave the best performance of the evening when she rocked the house with her sultry tune "Rehab."

The Best Close Call of the night was Jessica Biel presenting the Best Kiss award (along with Kevin James and Adam Sandler), for which none other than Cameron Diaz was a nominee for her smooch with Jude Law in The Holiday.

Luckily, Talladega Nights' Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen took home the golden popcorn in that category, avoiding a potentially awkward run-in.

Diaz, meanwhile, had plenty of love for Shrek the Third costar Mike Myers who she presented with the MTV Generational Award.

After a gushing speech in which she said that Myers made her laugh harder than anyone she'd ever met, she coquettishly asked the audience, "Should I shag him now? Or should I shag him later?"

Justin Timberlake, Diaz's ex and Biel's current love, wisely avoided the evening, opting not to attend the awards. If you didn't catch the show either, see a list of the winners below:

BEST MOVIE: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
BEST VILLAIN: Jack Nicholson, The Departed
BEST PERFORMANCE: Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE: Jaden Smith, The Pursuit of Happyness
BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE: Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
BEST KISS: Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
BEST FIGHT: Gerard Butler vs. "The Uber Immortal," 300
BEST SUMMER MOVIE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN YET: Transformers
MTV GENERATIONAL AWARD: Mike Myers

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