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After canceling an appearance last month at the last second and causing some bruised feelings (and hilarious rants, parts I and II) on David Letterman's part, John McCain is finally coming back to the Late Show this Thursday, October 16.

Unless the economy collapses a second time and he must suspend his bid for the presidency to rescue it. Or be interviewed by Katie Couric a few blocks over.

Arizona Sen. and Republican Presidential candidate John McCain from a previous appearance on The Late Show. He famously bailed on Letterman in September.

Meanwhile, his running mate, Alaska governor Sarah Palin, is set to appear on Saturday Night Live, the late-night show which has been skewering her of late.

Sarah Palin will appear Saturday, October 25, with a rehearsal date scheduled for the day before. No word on whether Tina Fey will be on the episode as well.

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As sexism charges against media coverage of Sarah Palin have intensified in recent weeks, a pair of pictures in particular have sparked widespread fury.

The first, taken Wednesday by Reuters wire service, demeans the Alaska governor and V.P. hopeful as nothing more than a sex object, some critics believe.

The only glimpse of Sarah Palin in the photo is a blurred close-up of her legs - with a face of a young, male audience member between them, looking up.

Others also levied criticism of the latest Newsweek cover, which shows a close-up picture of Sarah Palin's face that was not retouched or airbrushed. The horror.

You can see pores, and maybe a hint of a wrinkle! Such liberal bias.

Are the pics sexist? Or do their critics need to chill the eff out?

Check out the Sarah Palin pictures in question and tell us what you think:

  • Sarah Palin Leg Photo
  • Sarah Palin Newsweek Cover

Are these Sarah Palin pictures sexist?

 

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We're not sure which is more depressing: Sarah Palin's attempts to make Barack Obama into a terrorist sympathizer, or Paris Hilton's attempts to be funny.

As she continues her fake Presidential run, Hilton has opened up to Harper's Bazaar about a number of topics. For starters? The Republican nominee for Vice President is hot!

"My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself," Hilton says. "Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend."

And how will President Paris deal with the current economic crisis?

"I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year. Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first."

In Hilton's defense, only in America could someone such as herself be famous.

Paris Hilton wants to be the pretend President of the United States. We want her to be funnier in her bid to do so.

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She missed the presidential debate while performing as part of her Sticky & Sweet Tour Tuesday at NYC's Madison Square Garden, but Madonna did not hold back as far as her political views are concerned. That's putting it mildly.

During "I Love New York," Madonna exclaimed: "you know who can get off of my street? Sarah Palin! I'm gonna kick her ass if she don't get off of my street!"

Jesus Luz and Madonna Pic

That about sums it up right there.

She then mocked the Alaska governor's accent, sarcastically saying, "I love her."

Despite what would appear to be amorous glances in these pics, there's no love lost between Madonna and Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin.

Later, while jamming on guitar, Madonna made another crack: "This is the sound of Sarah Palin's husband's snowmobile when it won't start in the wintertime."

We don't even know if that's supposed to be insulting, but ... sure!

Madonna also heckled Palin Saturday in New Jersey, shouting "Sarah Palin can't come to my party! Sarah Palin can't come to my show. It's nothing personal."

The Material girl did not reference her recent lunch with Alex Rodriguez.

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Think Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin wants to get back at Tina Fey for her three (and counting, hopefully) Saturday Night Live impersonations? You betcha!

The Chicago Sun-Times reports that the Republican Vice Presidential hopeful is weighing the possibility of appearing on Saturday Night Live to skewer Fey, who's played her on three straight episodes, including last Saturday in a faux V.P. debate.

Specifically, a spoof of Fey's American Express commercials is in the works, as a segment airing during the show's "Weekend Update" news broadcast.

You Betcha

Tina Fey's impressions of Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live are instant classics.

Some John McCain campaign advisers want Sarah Palin to leave well enough alone, to keep joking about it on the campaign trail and let that be that.

Others want her to respond in kind. We just hope the hockey mom doesn't listen to the mainstream media and puts the interests of Joe Six Pack first.

John McCain appeared in two Saturday Night Live segments last spring, as did several other prominent GOP candidates. Democratic Sen. Barack Obama, McCain's rival for the presidency, played himself in a Halloween skit last fall.

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Tina Fey is the funniest woman alive.

Back to her former show for the third straight week as GOP Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, she opened Saturday Night Live with a debate against Jason Sudeikis, who portrayed Democratic nominee Joe Biden (and wasn't bad himself).

Sarah Palin Style

Queen Latifah also guest starred as moderator Gwen Ifill.

The faux V.P. debate - the latest Sarah Palin sketch in what is becoming SNL's best political parody ever - features more funny lines from Tina Fey than we can count.

We highly recommend watching the 10-minute exchange below:

"I believe marriage is a sacred institution between two unwilling teenagers."

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Sarah Palin, you scare me. You could be the President of the United States. John McCain is 72. Boys and girls, vote. I beg you. I’m not coming out the covers. It’s safer underneath the covers!

This quote pretty much sums up how many Americans feel about the prospect of Sarah Palin making a living in The White House.

Oh, You Betcha

Listen to Diddy say it, and a lot more, in the video below. Watch, enjoy and leave us a comment about it!

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We're kidding, obviously. Kid Rock is not running for office, nor did Sarah Palin mention him at any point. But you could make a case for interpreting this gem of a quote, from her interview with conservative pundit Hugh Hewitt, that way.

Asked why her candidacy has triggered some hostility, Sarah Palin said:

"I think they’re just not used to someone coming in from the outside saying you know what? It's time that normal Joe Six-pack American is finally represented in the position of vice presidency. I think that that’s kind of taken some people off guard."

How that's supposed to be a selling point for her candidancy, we can't say. That's a (potentially endless) discussion for another time.

But If the man below is not Joe Six Pack, we don't know who is:

JOE SIX PACK: If John McCain decides to dump Sarah Palin after tonight's Vice Presidential debate, we recommend Kid Rock for the #2 spot on the GOP ticket.

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Fun with the John McCain-Sarah Palin ticket continues for David Letterman.

Last week, he poked fun at McCain for bailing on him. Last night, V.P. hopeful Sarah Palin was skewered during The Late Show's nightly Top Ten List.

Palin Runs

Palin has been attending "debate camp" (a.k.a. McCain's ranch) prepping for tonight's debate with Joe Biden. Which leads to the Top Ten list ...

Top Ten Things Overheard at Sarah Palin Debate Camp ...

10. “Let’s practice your bewildered silence”
9. “Can you try saying ‘Yes’ instead of ‘You betcha’?”
8. "Hey, I can see Mexico from here!”
7. “Maybe we’ll get lucky and there won’t be any questions about Iraq, taxes, or health care”
6. “We’re screwed!”
5. “Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?”
4. “We have to wrap it up for the day — McCain eats dinner at 4:30″
3. “Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?”
2. “John Edwards wants to know if you’d like some private tutoring in his van”
1. “Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?”

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You gotta hand it to Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

On The View today, the resident conservative hot mess at least gave it the ol' college try, attempting to explain why Sarah Palin is qualified to be U.S. President.

Sarah Palin in NYC

Unfortunately, that's more than an ambitious task, it's impossible, as the clip below shows. Too bad she couldn't pull a Tina Fey and ask for a lifeline at the end.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_GjgZseFRc[/youtube]

Sarah Palin Biography

Sarah Palin College Photo Sarah Palin is the former Governor of Alaska, and was the 2008 Republican candidate for Vice President of the United States, running on... More »
Born
Birthplace
Sandpoint, Idaho
Full Name
Sarah Louise Heath Palin

Sarah Palin Quotes

What I've had to do, though, is in the middle of the night, put down the Blackberries and pick up the breast pump. Do a couple of things different and still get it all done.

Sarah Palin

I am thankful to be married to a man who loves being a dad as much as I love being a mom so he is my strength. And practically speaking, we have a great network of help with lots of grandparents and aunties and uncles all around us. We have a lot of help.

Sarah Palin
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