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What do Barack Obama, Nicole Kidman, and Justin Bieber have in common? They've all made a sex tape?

They're all left-handed, making them quite elite for more than just politics, movies, and music.

Between 7 and 10 percent of people worldwide are left-handed. Why does that matter?

Well, because quite a few of Hollywood's elite also happen to be southpaws, and an uncanny number of politicians around the globe are too, for that matter.

Take a look at this list of 21 left-handed celebrities to see the one thing that unites them all:

21 Left Handed Celebrities
Lady Gaga might be pointing to her engagement ring from Taylor Kinney here, but she could just as well be showing off the fact that she's left-handed.
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Lady Gaga

1. Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga might be pointing to her engagement ring from Taylor Kinney here, but she could just as well be showing off the fact that she's left-handed.


Barack Obama

2. Barack Obama

The POTUS, Barack Obama, is but one of many Presidents who are (or were) left-handed.


Justin Bieber

3. Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is left-handed. It's apparently his preferred hand for stogie smoking.


Angelina Jolie

4. Angelina Jolie

One half of famous couple Brangelina, Angelina Jolie is a leftie.


Prince William

5. Prince William

Prince William is left-handed like his dad. Since this seems to be genetic, maybe the Royal Baby will follow in their footsteps.


Sarah Jessica Parker

6. Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker is a southpaw! That means her alter ego Carrie Bradshaw was too!


Julia Roberts

7. Julia Roberts

Julia Roberts' dominant hand is the left one. She probably would've grabbed the Oscar with it if she'd won.


Bill Clinton

8. Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton, grandfather-to-be, is a leftie like so many other Presidents have been


Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

9. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

While it's typical for only ONE twin in a pair to be left-handed, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are BOTH lefties.


Tom Cruise

10. Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is a leftie. He's also dating Laura Prepon. Those two things probably aren't related at all.


Oprah Winfrey

11. Oprah Winfrey

If being left handed in any way helped Oprah Winfrey become so successful, then we want to be left handed too.


Phil Mickelson

12. Phil Mickelson

Apparently, being left handed gives people a predisposition to being good at golf. That's the case for Phil Mickelson.


Demi Moore

13. Demi Moore

Demi Moore had three babies with ex-husband Bruce Willis. Both of them are left-handed, so there's a good chance their girls are, too.


Bill Gates

14. Bill Gates

Billionaire computer genius Bill Gates is a leftie. Turns out being right-brained is really great for guys like him.


Matt Lauer

15. Matt Lauer

Matt Lauer keeps his mic-hand strong...errr...his left hand. Because he's left-handed.


Jon Stewart

16. Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart emphatically uses his left hand to wave around his pen during tapings of The Daily Show. It's become a thing of his.


Celine Dion

17. Celine Dion

Celine Dion is a Canadian leftie. Not that there's any correlation. She's Canadian AND a leftie.


Nicole Kidman

18. Nicole Kidman

Australian stunner and wife to Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman is a southpaw from Down Under.


Seth Rogan

19. Seth Rogan

Seth Rogan is a southie! Wonder if that's the hand he uses to toke or if he keeps that one free for mocking KimYe?


Bruce Willis

20. Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis, currently married to Emma Heming, does not have an expendable left hand. (I mean, who does, really, but still.)


Morgan Freeman

21. Morgan Freeman

Morgan Freeman is a leftie. You're reading this caption in Morgan Freeman's voice right now.


Being left-handed is commonly associated with intelligence and creativity, not to mention those terrible ink smears along the side of their dominant hand.

Seriously, what's a leftie have to do to get the right kind of desk around here??

Despite their minority status, left-handed people are more likely to excel in music, math, and sports; based on scientific studies and anecdotal evidence, that seems to hold true. 

Just don't expect Bieber to be a poster child for International Left Handers Day.

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Who even considers messing with Sarah Jessica Parker on Twitter?!

Apparently Sarah Symonds, and boy did she get put in her place.

The Sex and the City star absolutely ruined a Twitter user by this name (@SarahJSymonds) with a series of Tweets this week, though it's not clear why.

Sarah Jessica Parker OWNS Twitter User
Sarah Jessica Parker destroys @SarahJSymonds on Twitter.
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Your Anonymity Changes Nothing

1. Your Anonymity Changes Nothing

Sarah Jessica Parker destroys @SarahJSymonds on Twitter.


Cruelty

2. Cruelty

Sarah Jessica Parker takes @SarahJSymonds to task on Twitter, though it's unclear why.


You Should Be Ashamed

3. You Should Be Ashamed

Clearly whatever @SarahJSymonds did or said on Twitter rubbed SJP the wrong way.


Uninformed and Unkind

4. Uninformed and Unkind

Whatever Sarah Jessica Parker heard online from @SarahJSymonds, boy was she not happy.


NOTE: A woman named Sarah Symonds, interestingly, made news in 2010 for threatening to out Gordon Ramsay's affair ... is it the same person?

One would think. The Symonds who wrote to Parker identifies herself as an "infidelity analyst" and "founder of Mistresses Anonymous and Wife School."

Whatever she said rubbed Parker the wrong way, to put it mildly.

Unfortunately, no one seems to have record of what was sent to Parker, as Symonds deleted the post, and her account, after it began to catch heat.

SJP's tweets are still available in the gallery above, obviously.

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Jennifer Lawrence officially won the MET Gala 2013.

Sure, there were no actual awards handed out at the annual fashion soiree, but she was the big winner just the same. Why, you might ask, do we say this?

Watch her photobomb Sarah Jessica Parker below:

Jennifer Lawrence Photobomb

Just when we thought we couldn't love J-Law more.

There's SJP, in her preposterous headpiece, happily arranging her almost-as-ridiculous gown, when Jen jumps into view with a giant, goofball grin.

Best photobomb ever? If not the best, it's up there.

Regardless, it's just another example of how the star is the epitome of adorable realness in a world full of carefully-managed, uptight stiff celebs.

Jennifer Lawrence bikini photos are also hot.

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An assistant of Sarah Jessica Parker is believed to have shoplifted a pair of sunglasses at an airport in Norway, and delayed a flight in the process as police intervened.

The Sex And The City star and her entourage were boarding a United flight from Oslo to NYC when they were confronted by officials, according to news reports.

SJP

The incident happened after an airport shop owner claimed the actress' (probably now former) assistant had come in and ganked a pair of expensive shades.

A settlement was reached and a $1,400 fine paid on the spot.

Sarah and her assistant, who attended the Nobel Peace Prize concert in Oslo, are said to have eventually boarded the flight and returned to the United States.

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There will be no sex, but there will be talk of a city for Sarah Jessica Parker on Glee this week.

The actress makes her debut as a Vogue.com editor named Isabelle tomorrow night, bonding with Chris Colfer's Kurt over their shared native state of Ohio.

Yes, this is another character very much in to shoes and fashion, but it's clear from the introduction of Isabelle that she has a very differnet vibe than Carrie Bradshaw.

Watch her first appearance on the Fox musical comedy now:

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Hoping to reach a young demographic, Team Re-Elect President Barack Obama introduced its first national television spot last night during the MTV Movie Awards.

The commercial features Sarah Jessica Parker, who "says you should be able to marry anyone you want" as part of the reason why she's voting for Obama, while also touting how he's "created four million jobs."

The actress adds:

"As a woman, a mother, and an entrepreneur, I need to believe our country can be a place where everyone has a fair shot at success. This November's election will determine whether we get to keep moving forward, or if we're forced to go back to policies that ask people like my middle-class family in Ohio to carry the burden - while people like me, who don't need tax breaks, get extra help."

Who will you vote for this fall?

 

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We've got some breaking Glee news:

Fox has announced its 2012-2013 schedule, and the most significant move that stands out is the shift of this musical comedy from Tuesday nights to Thursdays at 9 p.m. It will air in the fall after The X Factor results show.

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Moreover, the show has signed a couple major guest stars for the season ahead:

Sarah Jessica Parker will recur for multiple episodes in her first, extended post-Sex and the City role. Kate Hudson, meanwhile, will appear on six installments of Glee. Further details are scarce, but expected to be revealed later today or later this week.

Glee will air a two-hour event tomorrow, which includes the appearance of Lindsay Lohan as a judge at Nationals, followed by its season three finale on May 22.

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While Demi Moore works to overcome her recent personal problems, we have an update on her professional life:

Sarah Jessica Parker has signed on to replace Moore as Gloria Steinem in Lovelace, the upcoming biopic centered around the life of 1970s porn star Linda Lovelace. Demi dropped out of the film almost immediately after being hospitalized earlier this week.

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Parker joins a cast that includes Amanda Seyfried in the title role, along Peter Sarsgaard, Adam Brody, Juno Temple and Wes Bentley.

Moore, meanwhile, is out of the hospital. Her next move is unknown, but the 911 call placed on her behalf was released to the public today.

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Not surprisingly, Angelina Jolie and Sarah Jessica Parker were the highest paid actresses in Hollywood from May 2010-May 2011, according to Forbes.

Both women brought in a whopping $30 million in that span.

In a tie for third were Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon, who both brought in an estimated $28 million in the previous year. Also not shabby.

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  • Angelina the Goddess

You are looking at Hollywood's richest two ladies.

Larry Crowne star Julia Roberts and Twilight saga heroine Kristen Stewart both earned around $20 million to tie for fifth over the past 12 months.

Rounding out the top ten among Hollywood's highest earning females were Katherine Heigl, Cameron Diaz, Sandra Bullock and Meryl Streep.

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It's time for a Sex and the City showdown!

Both Sarah Jessica Parker and Kristin Davis showed up in New York City last night for the annual Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. While these two might get along in the Sex and the City 2 trailer, they are competing against each other below.

Readers must decide if they like Kristin's simple, elegant black gown; or would prefer to walk around in Parker's more elaborate outfit, replete with giant hair bow.

Once you make up your mind, visit the THG Fashion Store and put together an ensemble that would make these stars proud...

  • Always Fashionable
  • Gorgeous at a Gala

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Which Sex and the City star looks prettier?

 

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