Sarah Jessica Parker no longer has sex in the city. At least on TV. They did make Sex and the City: The Movie in 2008. Now she has...

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Carrie Bradshaw didn't tolerate much crap on Sex and the City, but in real life Sarah Jessica Parker has stood by her man through numerous allegations that he cheated on her with younger women.

Matthew Broderick's infidelity has never been confirmed, but sources tell The National Enquirer that SJP is through giving her husband of 17 years the benefit of the doubt, and she's preparing to file for divorce as a result of Broderick's most recent cheating scandal.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick

Back in April Parker attacked a Twitter user named Sarah Symonds for reasons that remain mysterious.

At the time, it was pointed out that a woman of the same name made headlines in 2010 for threatening to reveal Gordon Ramsay's affair.

Did Symonds have the dirt on Broderick and Parker is just now seeing the light? We may never know for certain, but sources say that in any case, Parker is well and truly done with Broderick.

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Not all couples can be Brangelina or Bennifer.

Heck, most couples can't be Brangelina or Bennifer.

It's rare for two sides of a pairing to be equal in terms of hotness, but some mismatched twosomes stand out more than others.

Did you know that neither James Bond nor Wolverine are married to supermodels, for example?

So, in our continuing series of surprising celebrity couples, we present 9 stars who definitely married down in the looks department. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Marisa Miller and Griffin Guess
Griffin Guess is apparently a music producer. How is Marisa Miller not married to an actor or star athlete?!? We mean... this guy has a mullet!

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Today marks the 140th running of the Kentucky Derby.

And, in honor of America's most famous horse race, we're excited to present 11 celebrities who look a lot like these four-legged creatures.

We mean no offense. Some of the following stars are perfectly good looking.

But they also have certain facial features that bring to mind Secretariat and/or this totally awesome photobomber.

So sit back, place your bets, put on a silly hat, grab a Mint Julep and see if you agree with these comparisons now:

Jerry Seinfeld
What's the deal with me looking like a horse?!?

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What do Barack Obama, Nicole Kidman, and Justin Bieber have in common? They've all made a sex tape?

They're all left-handed, making them quite elite for more than just politics, movies, and music.

Between 7 and 10 percent of people worldwide are left-handed. Why does that matter?

Well, because quite a few of Hollywood's elite also happen to be southpaws, and an uncanny number of politicians around the globe are too, for that matter.

Take a look at this list of 21 left-handed celebrities to see the one thing that unites them all:

Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga might be pointing to her engagement ring from Taylor Kinney here, but she could just as well be showing off the fact that she's left-handed.

Being left-handed is commonly associated with intelligence and creativity, not to mention those terrible ink smears along the side of their dominant hand.

Seriously, what's a leftie have to do to get the right kind of desk around here??

Despite their minority status, left-handed people are more likely to excel in music, math, and sports; based on scientific studies and anecdotal evidence, that seems to hold true. 

Just don't expect Bieber to be a poster child for International Left Handers Day.

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Who even considers messing with Sarah Jessica Parker on Twitter?!

Apparently Sarah Symonds, and boy did she get put in her place.

The Sex and the City star absolutely ruined a Twitter user by this name (@SarahJSymonds) with a series of Tweets this week, though it's not clear why.

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Sarah Jessica Parker destroys @SarahJSymonds on Twitter.

NOTE: A woman named Sarah Symonds, interestingly, made news in 2010 for threatening to out Gordon Ramsay's affair ... is it the same person?

One would think. The Symonds who wrote to Parker identifies herself as an "infidelity analyst" and "founder of Mistresses Anonymous and Wife School."

Whatever she said rubbed Parker the wrong way, to put it mildly.

Unfortunately, no one seems to have record of what was sent to Parker, as Symonds deleted the post, and her account, after it began to catch heat.

SJP's tweets are still available in the gallery above, obviously.

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Jennifer Lawrence officially won the MET Gala 2013.

Sure, there were no actual awards handed out at the annual fashion soiree, but she was the big winner just the same. Why, you might ask, do we say this?

Watch her photobomb Sarah Jessica Parker below:

Jennifer Lawrence Photobomb

Just when we thought we couldn't love J-Law more.

There's SJP, in her preposterous headpiece, happily arranging her almost-as-ridiculous gown, when Jen jumps into view with a giant, goofball grin.

Best photobomb ever? If not the best, it's up there.

Regardless, it's just another example of how the star is the epitome of adorable realness in a world full of carefully-managed, uptight stiff celebs.

Jennifer Lawrence bikini photos are also hot.

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An assistant of Sarah Jessica Parker is believed to have shoplifted a pair of sunglasses at an airport in Norway, and delayed a flight in the process as police intervened.

The Sex And The City star and her entourage were boarding a United flight from Oslo to NYC when they were confronted by officials, according to news reports.

SJP

The incident happened after an airport shop owner claimed the actress' (probably now former) assistant had come in and ganked a pair of expensive shades.

A settlement was reached and a $1,400 fine paid on the spot.

Sarah and her assistant, who attended the Nobel Peace Prize concert in Oslo, are said to have eventually boarded the flight and returned to the United States.

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There will be no sex, but there will be talk of a city for Sarah Jessica Parker on Glee this week.

The actress makes her debut as a Vogue.com editor named Isabelle tomorrow night, bonding with Chris Colfer's Kurt over their shared native state of Ohio.

Yes, this is another character very much in to shoes and fashion, but it's clear from the introduction of Isabelle that she has a very differnet vibe than Carrie Bradshaw.

Watch her first appearance on the Fox musical comedy now:

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Hoping to reach a young demographic, Team Re-Elect President Barack Obama introduced its first national television spot last night during the MTV Movie Awards.

The commercial features Sarah Jessica Parker, who "says you should be able to marry anyone you want" as part of the reason why she's voting for Obama, while also touting how he's "created four million jobs."

The actress adds:

"As a woman, a mother, and an entrepreneur, I need to believe our country can be a place where everyone has a fair shot at success. This November's election will determine whether we get to keep moving forward, or if we're forced to go back to policies that ask people like my middle-class family in Ohio to carry the burden - while people like me, who don't need tax breaks, get extra help."

Who will you vote for this fall?

 

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We've got some breaking Glee news:

Fox has announced its 2012-2013 schedule, and the most significant move that stands out is the shift of this musical comedy from Tuesday nights to Thursdays at 9 p.m. It will air in the fall after The X Factor results show.

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Moreover, the show has signed a couple major guest stars for the season ahead:

Sarah Jessica Parker will recur for multiple episodes in her first, extended post-Sex and the City role. Kate Hudson, meanwhile, will appear on six installments of Glee. Further details are scarce, but expected to be revealed later today or later this week.

Glee will air a two-hour event tomorrow, which includes the appearance of Lindsay Lohan as a judge at Nationals, followed by its season three finale on May 22.