Sanjaya Malakar American Idol
Sayonara, Sanjaya Malakar!
First, we had to say goodbye to Haley Scarnato and her legs.
Now, American Idol viewers have finally bid farewell to Sanjaya Malakar and his hair.
Hot Celebrity Gossip: Feelings on Sanjaya Malakar
The war in Iraq and Sanjaya Malakar.
These are pretty much the two most debated topics in the country right now. With that in mind, let's hear what certain celebrities have to say about this American Idol hopeful:
American Idol Top Nine: Sanjaya Malakar Doesn't Suck
Last night's celebrity coach, Tony Bennett, has made 106 albums. In other words: these American Idol contestants have a looooong way to go.
But they all treated viewers to solid performances last night, as none of the renditions could be considered bombs. And, yes, that even includes Sanjaya Malakar. He was decked out in a white suit and sang as off-key as ever. Yet he didn't make us wanna destroy our own eardrums for once.
American Idol Top 10: Sanjaya Malakar's Hair Steals the Show
Apparently, a few people sang on American Idol last night.
That's what we've been told, at least. But forgive us by being distracted by Sanjaya Malakar; or, more specifically, his hair. If that's what you can even call last night's mohawk-like mop atop his head.
American Idol Fan Hungers for Sanjaya Malakar Elimination
Sanjaya Malakar survived to sing poorly for another week after last night's American Idol results show.
This may make the stomach of many fans turn - but it makes one particular one grumble for food. And, no, we're not talking about Nicole Richie.
Sanjaya Malakar Lives to Fight Another Day on American Idol
And by "fight," of course, we mean "sing as badly as Brooke Hogan."
On American Idol last night, viewers continued to have a brain freeze. Sure, Sanjaya Malakar was included in the bottom three finally ... but apparently he wasn't considered a worse vocalist than Brandon Rogers.