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Relax. What happened between former lovers Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson last night isn't necessarily what our headline leads you to believe.

Or maybe it is. Sam's Twitter really makes you wonder!

Mystery still surrounds Lohan’s early morning impromptu visit to the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood after the troubled star departed in Ronson’s car ...

Sam Twitt

There you have it. Sam watches Grey's Anatomy still? LOL. That's beyond bad!

The part about Lohan lying next to her is equally baffling. Back track to six hours ago, Lindsay was seen driving her Porsche to Teddy’s nightclub at the hotel.

She then left as passenger in Ronson’s black BMW around 45 minutes later. Lohan says the two are just friends ... you buying that after the above Tweet?

Either way, at least her walk of shame was probably the shortest in history.

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Somewhere, Bill O'Reilly is preparing a tirade.

Samantha Ronson says music is what connects her with her spiritual side. It's an understandable sentiment, however she may want to reconsider her phrasing.

The former girlfriend of Lindsay Lohan spins at a party called Take Em to Church Sundays, which predictably earned flak from her considerable Twitter following.

When one "fan" berated her on Twitter for "more religion crammed down our throats," SamRo responded, "religion?? F*%k religion. My religion is music, homie."

We imagine she'll be hearing about that one.

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Samantha Ronson does not mince words.

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When veteran comedian Joan Rivers took to Twitter to go off on Lindsay Lohan, the star's ex-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, came to her defense.

The 77-year-old had joked: "Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn't mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor."

"Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge. I was reading about the Lindsay Lohan diet ... all liquid. 80 Proof."

Those were pretty good. But SamRo was not pleased.

"Hey Joan Rivers you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait, I guess people that old can't hear," she Tweeted.

Lindsay Lohan, who dated Sam for over a year, thanked her ex for defending her, tweeting: '@samantharonson thank you ;) I love yams x'.

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The alleged actress was recently sentenced to 90 days in jail by a judge in Beverly Hills for violating her probation and must surrender July 20.

Since the judge laid the smack down last week, Lindsay has been seen out and about with mom Dina, sister Ali and "close friend" Eilat Anschel.

Lohan appeared relatively upbeat, saying "thank you" when a passer-by gave her some words of encouragement, but Dina admits she's scared.

Sources say she plans to appeal the sentence, but given her track record with probation and the fact that she's totally guilty, that's a stretch.

It looks like the whiner is headed to jail for at least part of the 90-day term, and shouldn't expect a lot of sympathy from Rivers, who writes:

"Lindsay Lohan had "F**k You" painted on her nails. What people don't know is that the judge had 'Eat me you party skank' painted on hers."

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"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son ... I got 99 problems but a b!tch ain't one." - Jay-Z

If only Samantha Ronson could say the same. Whatever dumpster Lindsay Lohan ended up in last night, she got the obligatory, accusatory Tweets out first.

Alleging that her ex is selling her out to celebrity gossip sites, along with plenty of other gibberish, the train wreck had this to say to her DJ ex:

  • I'm pretty sure that @samantharonson just threw a fit @33years old and my friend tal @draishollywood ... illegally open NOW at this hour
  • Asked me, after being here jus 4 Timbalands birthday-to leave even though she stayed over just 2nights ago-tired of @samantharonson
  • Playing the innocent card, while chatting to tmz just like my ex-father, when all I've ever done is fall for a girl

Yep. All she's ever done is fall for a girl ... hurl drinks at a girl, accuse a girl of doing Miley's ex, fall in a cactus, and have DFCS officials visit, etc.

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WHAT A MESS: We sympathize with Samantha.

This rant apparently resulted from LL getting kicked out of a club (so much for her retirement) last night at Ronson's request after she went insane in there.

Sam's response to Lindsay's online babbling was to Tweet the following:

  • "I'm not here. This isn't happening."
  • If I sing that to myself enough times will it be true?
  • One more thing- if you're gonna be an idiot an do coke- do it outside the bathroom- some of us actually use them to pee in.
  • Jack and crack will make for some crazy tweets.

Indeed. We eagerly await her retaliatory Tweets once the janitor tosses the previous night's trash into the bin outside the club and she wakes up in there.

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In LOL news, Samantha Ronson got hit with a drink over the weekend. In even more LOL news, Lindsay Lohan is supposedly retiring from the club scene.

No word if she'll come out of retirement in about nine hours.

We'll start with SamRo. Whatever really happened at Hollywood hotspot Trousdale may never be known, but she took to Twitter to post this right after ...

Sam Tweet

Eyewitnesses say Ronson, who Linds accused of doing Miley's ex last week, was sitting at a table when Lindsay Lohan stormed up "like a bat out of hell."

That's when she reportedly tossed her drink Sam's way.

"Everyone was shocked," says a source. "The night was going fine, and all of a sudden, for no apparent reason, Lindsay walked up and caused a scene."

LOL. No wonder all her friends say Lindsay is a lost cause. The girl really needs to seek help, ASAP ... but maybe, just maybe, does she realize that?

Lohan had no direct comment on the alleged cocktail assault, however, she did respond with what appears to be a retirement from partying (LOL) ...

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Yeah, right, Lindsay. We'll believe it when we see it.

Clearly you'd be overly optimistic to assume this lasts more than a few days ... even hours. But here's hoping she sees the error of her recent waywardness and seeks professional help ... without another sheriff's department visit.

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Looks like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are at it again.

Well, one of them is. The insane, credit card debt-addled loon.

We'd call this a Twitter feud, but a feud would imply two people are involved. It may just be the social networking ramblings of a drunken fallen starlet.

Lindsay Tweeted a claim that her ex spit in her face at a friend’s party, then left with Miley Cyrus' ex-boyfriend, who Katy Perry was also "tryin'a bang."

Seriously, she said this.

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SamRo and LiLo: Twitter trash talkin' today! [Photos: Fame]

The nut's exact wording was: "Fun @coachella but tonight @ my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus 's ex."

That's got to mean Justin Gaston, right? If so, that's random ... and funny.

Regardless, we doubt anything actually happened. First off, Sam doesn't like dudes. Second, she pretty much denied it. Third, Linds is bat$h!t crazy.

Samantha's reply later: "Guess what didn't happen tonight..."

There you have it. Get help, Linds, before you keel over.

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There's no denying during Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's lesbian relationship which one acted as the "man." Not hating or criticizing, just saying.

That said, it comes as little surprise (to us at least) that Samantha is being accused of abusing the troubled Lohan during their volatile time as a couple. 

Rumors are swirling on the Internets that Ronson beat and choked the alleged actress, but the former pair said it's not so, and presented a united front.

At least to dispel the myth ... and threaten lawsuits.

One of the two faux-lesbians actually looks hot here!

"This is become a bit much," Lindsey Tweeted. "Samantha R never raised a hand to me. I never said she did. Enough is Enough. Focus on important world issues."

That's right, because the Jesus Christ poser cares so much about world issues and not clubbing, partying and enjoying the perks of fame every night. Anyway.

Samantha retweeted that and sent her ex a nice response.

"Thank you for clearing that up. The high road was giving me a nose bleed!," Samantha wrote to her former b!tch ... as well as to the entire Twitter universe.

"To ANYONE who perpetuates this rumour accusing me of being violently abusive after both I and @lindsaylohan have denied it: I WILL take legal action."

Nice to see them fighting others, and not each other, for once.

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We were just thinking about how Lindsay Lohan had not taken to her beloved Twitter account to unleash an unnecessarily public rant in what feels like days.

Before, it was the seedy peeps who ransacked her home who bore the brunt of the waif's Tweeting tirade. She knows who you are guys (only she doesn't)!

This time, it's on-off-on-off-on-off lover Samantha Ronson who finds herself in the crosshairs. Not that anyone knows what the hell Lindsay is talking about.

According to Twitter, the rant began around 7:30 a.m. EST, or 4:30 a.m. PST, probably before Lindsay even went to bed. Heck, she's probably still up now.

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FIRE(D UP) CROTCH: Something really made Lindsay Lohan fly off the handle this morning. We don't know for sure what, but she sure is pissed @samantharonson.

Regardless, the actress and "fashion ambassador" really needs a lesson in spelling, as well as some protein and probably a whole team of psychologists.

All of the above might help stave off meltdowns such as this.

So here's Lindsay Lohan going all Miley Cyrus (albeit less coherently), spilling her guts like a madman on Twitter, as if anyone gives a rat's a$$.

You have to read from the bottom up, given the 140-character limit. Not that this will likely help you garner any clue as to what she's saying ...

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This concludes Thursday morning's stimulating look inside the mind of the great Lindsay Lohan. Suffice it to say, it's not a pretty scene in there.

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