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Lindsay Lohan has serious romantic feelings for Samantha Ronson. But if it's not for her, she would want nothing to do with the vagina, she tells the Sun (UK).

The wild child says her celebrity DJ on-off girlfriend is the only female for her – and if she doesn't reunite with her, she will make a triumphant return to men.

Use protection, guys.

"I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me," Lohan said of her first foray into girl-on-girl action.

"If I wasn't with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She's the only woman I'm attracted to. We love each other. We might reconcile ... maybe."

Lohan says she still "loves" Samantha Ronson – from whom she split last April – and, since they live in the same L.A. building, they see each other regularly.

That's not awkward or anything.

Freaking Crazy Chick

Among women, Lindsay Lohan has eyes only for Samantha Ronson. Reportedly, there are even times in which she has eyes that open all the way and aren't glazed over.

The pair had a tumultuous, torrid tryst that regularly landed them in the tabloids. Lohan blames the storminess as having root in the meddling of others.

Her coked-up tendencies couldn't have helped.

"Her family is very involved in her relationships and that was difficult … All the fighting stuff was just because all her friends had got involved and made me an outcast, which wasn't fair to Samantha. I think it was a jealousy thing," Lohan said.

"Mostly it was great. Everyone has ups and downs, it's normal," she adds. "But in front of the public eye they're going to take the downs and make it seem like they're a million times worse. That's something that comes with the territory."

As for the last guy believed to have tapped that, Calum Best? That fling was "over really quickly and not worth talking about. Next!" Burn, Calum Best! Burn.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Lindsay Lohan may be on the outs with her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, but that doesn't mean she's not thinking about her and thinking up ways to make her jealous.

For once, we're not talking about nightclub spazz-outs, either.

According to reports, Lindsay has agreed to pose in a new Terry Richardson spread in a French fashion magazine called Purple. And it's going to be a raunchy spread.

We're talking Lindsay Lohan pictures featuring the troubled starlet in some pretty racy positions, including some completely topless photos and even a threesome.

Duck and Cover

Avert your eyes ... or don't! There are Lindsay topless pics to come!

Also interestingly, the threesome shot will find Lindsay sandwiched between a man and woman. Half of that equation is sure to bother Sam, and that's the point.

A source says: "Any photos of Lindsay with another girl in a provocative manner will, of course, irk Sam. Lindsay knows what she’s doing when she sets this up.”

Whatever that means, we look forward to seeing it, and the subsequent Twitter meltdown, and 3 a.m. visit by police after the neighbors complain of screaming.

Maybe she'll even call Michael Lohan about it and he'll leak the recording to Radar Online. That way we'll get to hear about it from her perspective as well.

by Free Britney at . Comments

We know this isn't really news at this point, but regarding Lindsay Lohan and her BFF/girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, it's the most obvious picture of their steamy, unadulterated girl-on-girl action we've seen to date.

Check it out ...

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson Kissing

If there were any doubts that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are hitting it, this sexy, slightly awkward photograph should help clear them up ASAP.

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Having moved on from the many, many men in her past, Lindsay Lohan continues to stay tight-lipped on the status of her relationship with Samantha Ronson. But now, "sources" are speaking out on the secret, private life of the strange duo.

We say "sources" because this breaking news story comes to us from Star magazine, ever the bastion of celebrity gossip integrity. Anyway.

Email Check

Everyone assumes they're an item - but the inner workings of the Lindsay Lohan-Samantha Ronson romance have been a mystery. Until now.

Well, according to Star, Samantha Ronson is taking on the role of "husband" in her odd domestic relationship with Lohan (to the surprise of no one).

They also like role-playing! Says the "insider" source: "Lindsay and Sam play certain roles. Lindsay is the passive one, the wife. It works for them!"

Another source tells the celebrity news magazine, "They're totally playing house and loving every minute of it. And yes, they share a bed."

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by Mischalova at . Comments

If Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are afraid to go public with their relationship, an expert on cooked up, same-sex romance has some advice for the rumored couple:

"I think that the fact that everyone knows about it makes it fine," Tila Tequila said at the MTV Movie Awards last night. "Just go all out with it! If you're going to do something, do it all out."

Train Wreck City

Look, Lindsay and Samantha, if you don't follow the wisdom of a reality TY star who says her ideal mate is "someone who can help me carry my purse and my lip gloss," then who are you gonna listen to?

When Lindsay Lohan is through with Samantha Ronson, maybe she should give Tila Tequila a call.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Because we enjoy testing the celebrity gossip knowledge of our readers, we were gonna make this into a pop quiz, asking:

Which drug-addicted, promiscuous red head was caught making out with her rumored lesbian lover of a DJ in Cannes last night?

Lindsay and Ali Lohan Photo

But then we realized the answer might be too obvious. Therefore, we'll simply report the story that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted locking lips during a party aboard Diddy's yacht last night.

The Daily Mail has posted photos of the supposed couple, locked in a loving embrace:

We can't say for sure what happened after this moment between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, but the Firecrotch Queen looks rather excited to be leading Ronson away from the party afterwards, doesn't she?

Wonder where they are going...

Samantha Ronson Biography

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson Kissing Samantha Ronson is a British DJ who dated Lindsay Lohan for a long time and who smokes a lot. This celeb frequents the L.A. club scene... More »
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Samantha Ronson Quotes

She's great. She's also 22 years old. I think people forget that.

Samantha Ronson [on Lindsay Lohan]

Vote for Obama! Mainly because if [Sarah Palin] gets elected my green card probably won't get renewed!!!

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