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Congratulations, universe. You win.

After reading how Lindsay Lohan is "really happy," in the latest issue of Marie Claire, we find ourselves glad this former loose celebrity has settled down.

She's seemed legitimately stable since she began dating Samantha Ronson, who Lindsay described to the magazine as follows:

"She's a great person. And she's a great influence on people around her. But I think that anything that's changed [in] my life is because of me. I've gone through it, and I've learned to deal with it and I've made the decision to move forward."

It certainly isn't because of your awful mother, Dina Lohan, that much is clear.

Marie Claire Cover Gal

Lindsay Lohan is happy in her relationship with Samantha Ronson. We can't help but wish these two the very best.

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by Hilton Hater at

Lindsay Lohan has been more secretive about her relationship with Samantha Ronson than John McCain's camp had tried to be about Bristol Palin's pregnancy.

But a recentl blog entry by the actress pretty mcuh reveals her true, strong feelings for the manish looking DJ. Here it is:

Always Playing Victim

Current mood: smitten
so, samantha and i are looking for DIXIE CUPS… does anyone remember them??? They were given in school as a desert. They are half vanilla/half chocolate.. I have to have them before she gets back-so anyone that can help me find them-please please please, post it for me to see!!!!
take care xoxo
this song is for sr… ILY
Currently listening:
Trouble
By Ray LaMontagne
Release date: By 2004-09-14

It's safe to assume that "sr" stands for Samantha Ronson, while "ILY' is code for "I Love You."

We make fun of Lindsay Lohan a lot. A whole, whole lot.

But her relationship with Ronson actually does seem legit, and we're glad to see Lindsay not flaunting it to the press, as she did so many times in the past during flings with Criss Angel, A.J. Lamas and many, many, many, many, many other men.

Sorry, old habit.

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We're just kidding. Of course Samantha Ronson is dating Lindsay Lohan.

But the 31-year old DJ wouldn't reveal the secrets of her relationship with the young actress to Harper's Bazaar.

Lohan and Ronson Get Cozy

"With the Internet the way it is, one second we're enemies, one second we're best friends, one second we're lovers, and then we're broken up," Ronson told the publication during a recent feature on her and her two siblings.

It sounds like Samantha Ronson hates celebrity gossip, but loves Lindsay Lohan.

Meanwhile, in an e-mail to the magazine, Lohan chimed in: "I love the Ronsons. They're close to my [heart] and I respect all the work they do... [but] Samantha and my relationship is a private matter."

We actually think the relationship between these two is the best thing to happen to Lindsay in ages. After all, it's been years since Lohan's vagina was actually private.

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Two quasi celebrities - that are best known for who they are dating - celebrate birthdays today.

First, we'd like to wish a happy 26th to Aussie actress Abbie Cornish.

Whoa! Boobs!

The birthday girl is rumored to have had an affair with Ryan Phillippe while he was still married to Reese Witherspoon. Whether or not that's true - and it is - this acting duo is definitely a couple now.

Moving on, Samantha Ronson turns 31 today. We know what this DJ will be getting as a present:

Lindsay Lohan nude. We just hope Samantha takes a long, hot shower afterwars. For like four or five days.

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by Hilton Hater at

Take this rumor with a grain of salt the size of Lindsay Lohan's boobs.

The News of the World is reporting that the Firecrotch Queen and girlfriend Samantha Ronson will be getting married near the end of the year.

Blonde Lohan

The unreliable celebrity gossip tabloid says Lindsay has been shopping for a white mini-dress for the occasion.

Ronson, meanwhole, is supposedly joking around about sporting a black groom-style suit complete with a top hat.

Might Lindsay become Mrs. Samantha Ronson? Or Sam become Mrs. Lindsay Lohan?

"[Dina Lohan] is still working on the date of the party but it's looking like towards the end of the year," a source said. "

They've been keeping the relationship quiet for months... but they've decided it isn't a fling, it's for life - so they want to make their romance public."

Would you support a Ronson and Lohan union?

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Holy crap, the earthquake that hit L.A. yesterday must have caused the hat Samantha Ronson always wears to mysteriously go missing!

Back in Los Angeles yesterday after spreading girl-on-girl love with Lindsay Lohan all over NYC, SamRo showed off her new haircut!

If you can call it that.

As celebrity hairstyles go, this one looks like a doozy ... pretty terrible and practically non-existent. What are your thoughts?

Manly DJ

A stylish Samantha Ronson rocks the Brillo pad look.

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We know this isn't really news at this point, but regarding Lindsay Lohan and her BFF/girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, it's the most obvious picture of their steamy, unadulterated girl-on-girl action we've seen to date.

Check it out ...

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson Kissing

If there were any doubts that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are hitting it, this sexy, slightly awkward photograph should help clear them up ASAP.

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Lindsay Lohan's hot girlfriend, DJ Samantha Ronson, has shot down a report that she refuses to play Ali Lohan's new single, "All the Way Around."

"I really like the song – as soon as her MySpace page goes up, it will be a song of the day," Ronson posted on her own MySpace blog Sunday.

"Where do they come up with this sh!t?" Ronson said of report in the New York Post that she dissed the sis of her "wife" / girl-on-girl action partner.

"I'm afraid that people might actually believe that [this is true] and that's not fair to Ali. High school is bad enough. Do tabloids really need to torture teenagers as well? It's a great f***ing pop song!"

Meanwhile, Ali Lohan – who stars in the E! reality show Living Lohan with her mom Dina – says a duet with Lindsay isn't out of the question.

"We've been thinking about that," she said on MySpace. "That would be awesome. We've been talking about it a lot. Definitely down the road."

Ali also revealed that role models are Lindsay and Dina Lohan.

"My mom is such a strong woman," she said. "It's also cool to have her as my manager because I can trust her. And Lindsay, I've been with her on movie sets and everything and I've seen her grow. She's such a big inspiration to me."

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Welcome, celebrity gossip fans and readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a fun Friday tradition.

This week's Caption Contest was a good one. We like to think they all are, but we particularly liked this celeb pic.

It featured possible lesbians Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson (below). Whose caption won? We chose car.

Congrats! The winning entry appears below the photo, with the full list of submissions appearing down the page.

"Back off girls... she's so hot you might get burned!"

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