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Stop the presses. Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are back together.

At least for the next couple of hours, at least. Check back after lunch.

Despite her manly ex-girlfriend's assertion that the two are not even friends, Lindsay Lohan was spotted last night by TMZ with SamRo like old times.

The girl-on-girl action partners left a hot spot after midnight and drove off together in the same car. Friends? More than that? Who can say for sure.

But it looks like the crotch of fire is a hard habit to quit.

Samantha and Lindsay are supposedly broken up, but broken up non-friends don't go clubbing together, and leave holding hands, in the wee hours do they?

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Despite her best stalking efforts, Lindsay Lohan's turbulent relationship with Samantha Ronson has now hit the final dead end, according to sources.

As she again makes headlines for dubious reasons – this time over a Scotland Yard investigation into a $400,000 jewel heist - LiLo and SamRo are dunzo.

The two never officially got back together after their recent split, inside sources say. Now, after Lohan's latest "manic" antics, they aren't even friends.

"[Sam] let Lindsay back into her life as a friend, but now even a friendship seems impossible," says a source close to Samantha Ronson.

"No matter how many times she promises to change her behavior, Lindsay loses control and starts acting like a maniac."

Where would she ever get that crazy idea?

Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Pic

Amazingly, Sam does not want to take this back.

The recent antics included the Lindsay Lohan topless pic she posted on her Twitter and her long hours of partying in Los Angeles and New York.

"She is telling everyone that Sam dumped her again, but it makes no sense since they never got back together," according to the Sam source.

While the couple had been repeatedly photographed together, sources sany any reunion was strictly based on friendship, not romance: "Sam is a nice person and wouldn't throw anyone out of her life, but it was no more than that."

Guess the reports that she had successfully stalked and retained her girl-on-girl action partner were premature, or based on pure conjecture.

Oh well. Click to enlarge some Lindsay and Samantha Ronson images below, showing the strange couple's most touching moments together...

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Has Lindsay Lohan successfully stalked Samantha Ronson?

As reported earlier, the nightmare of an actress followed her ex-girlfriend to London and pretty much wouldn't leave her alone.

Sober Shine Award

Now, based on a couple of recent Tweets, it appears as though Lohan may have worn down the British DJ.

Don't turn around, Samantha Ronson. There's a Crotch of Fire behind you.

"Leaving London but with my favorite favorite!!!" Lindsay wrote on her Twitter page yesterday, as she and Ronson were photographed at a London airport terminal together awaiting a flight to Los Angeles.

This Twitter message was soon followed by: "Great news to share!! Maybe .... ;)"

Wow. The smiley faced wink of an emoticon?!? They are totally back together.

That's what a source confirms to People, as well, saying:

"They haven't started fighting yet, but they are back together as far as Lindsay is concerned. Lindsay has been doing so much better and has been giving Sam her space. She is really dedicated to making it work."

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Chin up, LeAnn Rimes. You aren't the only famous, alleged stalker out there these days.

According to reports out of England, Lindsay Lohan figures the best way to reconcile with Samantha Ronson is to follow her around. Everywhere.

The Daily Mail states that Lohan learned of a series of DJ gigs Ronson had lined up around Great Britain. As a result, Lindsay organized a handful of photo shoots and club appearances to coincide with her ex-girlfriend's plans.

Lindsay the Loser

Sources claim the troubled actress checked into the Blakes on Tuesday, a luxury hotel just down the road from where Ronson is staying.

From there, Lohan spent most of Wednesday evening inside Bungalow 8, where her former flame just happened to be serving as DJ. Ronson, supposedly, left soon after Lindsay's arrival, but Lohan booked down the street after her.

"Lindsay has been quite crafty and has arranged it so she comes to London a few days before Sam and establishes herself as a force here," a source told the newspaper, detailing how Lohan is attempting to make a home for herself on Ronson's turf.

In a clear attempt to show the world what her ex was missing, Lohan also flashed her crotch to reporters this week.

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According to a story in The National Enquirer, Lindsay Lohan has proposed to Samantha Ronson and is set to convert to Judaism in order to make the union work.

In related news, Carrie Prejean just had a heart attack.

White Powder

Sources tell the unreliable newspaper that Ronson's Jewish family wasn't happy when Lindsay asked for Samantha's hand in marriage; in response, Lohan has offered to convert from Catholicism.

And in response to that, Catholics everywhere cried: good riddance!

"Lindsay says Sam's promised she'll persuade her family to accept this, and they won't wait to see if California changes their gay marriage legislation, but will travel to one of the states where it is legal to say their I do's," an insider told the tabloid.

We know it's hard to believe everything/anything The National Enquirer writes, but remember: this is the same publication that broke the Rielle Hunter and Oksana Grigorieva pregnancy stories!

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It's been a month since she split from Samantha Ronson, which Lindsay Lohan admits was "a hard month," but the coked-up skank is doing her best to move on personally and professionally, and tells E! that she and Ronson remain "in touch."

"We're friends," the one-time actress said at the launch of her Sevin Nyne spray-tanning line in Santa Monica, Calif. "I'm doing great. I'm very happy."

The Sevin Nyne line, named after the anorexic waif's approximate weight Lohan and Ronson's lucky numbers, is currently available at Sephora.

LiLo added that the two "briefly reunited" in person last week. A return to nuclear domestic fights and routine police visits can't be too far behind!

As for how she's getting her life back in order, LiLo says that her family, particularly cleavage-baring 15-year-old Ali Lohan, have been helpful.

"We're a tight family," said Lindsay, who has recently been romantically linked to Ben Holz. "We've been through a lot. We take care of each other."

Lindsay Lohan at the launch of her signature spray-tanner line. Really.

The struggling Crotch of Fire has also faced scrutiny over her weight lately, as she's been setting almost daily records for amount of rib cage exposed.

While the recent onslaught of Lindsay Lohan bikini photos has given way to yet another round of concerned critics and celeb gossip blogs slamming her for being too skinny, the star defended her body, saying, "I like the way I look."

As for her "day job," Lohan says she is in negotiations for a film that is scheduled to start shooting in October. She would not divulge any details about the project, however, because it does not exist it has yet to be a done deal.

In other Lohan news, her ex Harry Morton gave a rare interview today, calling their relationship the worst thing of all time. Tell us how your really feel, H!

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Pamela Anderson, Shannen Doherty and Samantha Ronson were among the celebs who were far from pleased when they found out they were headed to a strip club Tuesday. The lesson here? Read the fine print.

They all signed on to attend the grand opening of Sapphire in NYC - without realizing, apparently, that this being a gentlemen's club, there would be topless and body-painted nude dancers. Topless dancing at a strip club? Wow!

Ronson - who recently broke up with girlfriend Lindsay Lohan - in particular was visibly angry for having agreed to DJ at the club's opening.

"Sam feels she got tricked into performing," a source told Us Weekly. "She didn't know it was a strip club. She didn't want to go on!"

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Also in attendance was Pamela Anderson, who kept to herself in a roped-off booth, displaying ridiculous cleavage in these trippy pics. [Photos: Splash News]

Ronson, who refused to pose for photos or do interviews, worked the DJ booth as Sapphire dancers performed provocatively right in front of her.

She focused on her music and did not look at the performers. Might she still have eyes for Lindsay Lohan nude only? Maybe, but she has a sense of irony.

"The silver lining to my night - it has never been more appropriate for me to play 'Make it Rain,'" the manly lesbian DJ wrote on her Twitter page..

Shannen Doherty was equally as surprised by the venue.

"I had no idea it was a strip club!" Doherty, who left after 45 minutes, said. "They told me it was a restaurant or club, so I was kind of in shock."

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Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan said she's still in love with Samantha Ronson.

Earlier today, Sam changed her Facebook status from "in a relationship" to "it's complicated" - a devastating blow in the land of Internet age love.

After Class

And now, in the latest installment of the girl-on-girl action saga that is Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, the troubled actress is said to have logged some quality time over at her manly DJ lover's Hollywood home yesterday afternoon.

Then, Ronson was seen driving away from Lindsay Lohan's home at 6 a.m. Friday, E! confirms - and the police were not even called to the scene once!

The visits, captured by celebrity gossip photographers, immediately followed Ronson's return from a vacation in Oahu with a (gay) male friend.

(RIB) CAGE MATCH: Lindsay Lohan may be back together with her sparring partner and lover Samantha Ronson, but she is definitely in need of a cheeseburger or two.

In the past week, the tumultuous tandem has spoken over the phone. In fact, a source says, "Sam texted Lindsay from Hawaii and said she missed her."

On the Ellen DeGeneres Show episode yesterday, Lohan admitted to the host that she is in touch with Samantha Ronson, if only via text message.

Lohan said she wasn't "looking to be with anyone right now" and needed to focus on her career. She also said, though, that "I really care about Samantha and we'll see what happens. Maybe when we're fully in the right place..."

What do you think? Should Lindsay and Sam get back together?

 

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Facebook.

It's like a window into one's soul, especially when that individual is a quasi-celebrity that continues to make news for ending her relationship with one of Hollywood's most attention-starved train wrecks.

Shoppin' with Sam

Following a well-publicized fight with Lindsay Lohan on April 4, Samantha Ronson signed online and removed her "In a Relationship" status on the social networking website. This week, however, she changed her relationship message to "It's Complicated."

This big step took place comes hours after Lohan, on yesterday's Ellen DeGeneres Show, said that the two "are talking."

Of course, even if Ronson does wanna give Lindsay another chance, there's no guarantee the out-of-work actress will take it.

"I'm not looking to be with anyone right now," Lohan told Ellen on Thursday. "I don't need to deal with that. It gets too distracting from everything that I need to focus on. Leaving town, you miss someone too much and you don't want to go sometimes, but I really care about Samantha and we'll see what happens."

Remember, Sam: if you really want Lindsay back, the way to her heart is through her nostrils and her liver.

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From nights out to new tattoos and possible returns to the world of semen, we've heard plenty about Lindsay Lohan over the past couple weeks.

But what about ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson?

Ronson Action

The DJ's mother, Dexter Jones, told People that her daughter is doing "really, really well," adding that Ronson is keeping herself busy with work.

"She's always working. But I don't pry," said Jones. "I'm giving her her space. She's strong and smart and with a great heart."

As for her thoughts on Lohan, well: "I think it is good that I don't comment on Lindsay," Ronson's mom said.

Clearly, Dina Lohan needs to give this woman a lesson on how to exploit your child for attention.

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