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Lindsay Lohan has serious romantic feelings for Samantha Ronson. But if it's not for her, she would want nothing to do with the vagina, she tells the Sun (UK).

The wild child says her celebrity DJ on-off girlfriend is the only female for her – and if she doesn't reunite with her, she will make a triumphant return to men.

Use protection, guys.

"I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me," Lohan said of her first foray into girl-on-girl action.

"If I wasn't with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She's the only woman I'm attracted to. We love each other. We might reconcile ... maybe."

Lohan says she still "loves" Samantha Ronson – from whom she split last April – and, since they live in the same L.A. building, they see each other regularly.

That's not awkward or anything.

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Among women, Lindsay Lohan has eyes only for Samantha Ronson. Reportedly, there are even times in which she has eyes that open all the way and aren't glazed over.

The pair had a tumultuous, torrid tryst that regularly landed them in the tabloids. Lohan blames the storminess as having root in the meddling of others.

Her coked-up tendencies couldn't have helped.

"Her family is very involved in her relationships and that was difficult … All the fighting stuff was just because all her friends had got involved and made me an outcast, which wasn't fair to Samantha. I think it was a jealousy thing," Lohan said.

"Mostly it was great. Everyone has ups and downs, it's normal," she adds. "But in front of the public eye they're going to take the downs and make it seem like they're a million times worse. That's something that comes with the territory."

As for the last guy believed to have tapped that, Calum Best? That fling was "over really quickly and not worth talking about. Next!" Burn, Calum Best! Burn.

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There's no denying during Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's lesbian relationship which one acted as the "man." Not hating or criticizing, just saying.

That said, it comes as little surprise (to us at least) that Samantha is being accused of abusing the troubled Lohan during their volatile time as a couple. 

Rumors are swirling on the Internets that Ronson beat and choked the alleged actress, but the former pair said it's not so, and presented a united front.

At least to dispel the myth ... and threaten lawsuits.

One of the two faux-lesbians actually looks hot here!

"This is become a bit much," Lindsey Tweeted. "Samantha R never raised a hand to me. I never said she did. Enough is Enough. Focus on important world issues."

That's right, because the Jesus Christ poser cares so much about world issues and not clubbing, partying and enjoying the perks of fame every night. Anyway.

Samantha retweeted that and sent her ex a nice response.

"Thank you for clearing that up. The high road was giving me a nose bleed!," Samantha wrote to her former b!tch ... as well as to the entire Twitter universe.

"To ANYONE who perpetuates this rumour accusing me of being violently abusive after both I and @lindsaylohan have denied it: I WILL take legal action."

Nice to see them fighting others, and not each other, for once.

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Stop us if you've heard this before: Lindsay Lohan has made a public spectacle of herself.

Witnesses told Radar Online that the troubled, unemployed actress was drinking, drugging and flipping out at ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson on Wednesday night.

"Sam was working her usual weekly gig DJing at Crown bar," an onlooker said. "Lindsay turned up around 11 pm and she was in the mood for trouble!

"[She] was drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka and I saw her take an orange prescription bottle out of her bag and pop a couple of pills that she said were Adderal, she even offered some of the pills to a friend that was with her."

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Lindsay Lohan reportedly hordes shoes, pills and public spats.

This anonymous source went on to say that Lindsay grew "more and more worked up" as Ronson failed to acknowledge her, even as Lohan dirty danced with another girl in front of the DJ.

Finally, Samantha had enough and referred to Lindsay as a "disgrace." The Crotch of Fire's response?

"She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!"

Eh, sounds more like another typical day in the life of Lindsay Lohan, who was escorted out of the club by a friend. That's the hardest part to believe in all this:

Who is friends with Lindsay Lohan?!?

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Lindsay Lohan may be on the outs with her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, but that doesn't mean she's not thinking about her and thinking up ways to make her jealous.

For once, we're not talking about nightclub spazz-outs, either.

According to reports, Lindsay has agreed to pose in a new Terry Richardson spread in a French fashion magazine called Purple. And it's going to be a raunchy spread.

We're talking Lindsay Lohan pictures featuring the troubled starlet in some pretty racy positions, including some completely topless photos and even a threesome.

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Avert your eyes ... or don't! There are Lindsay topless pics to come!

Also interestingly, the threesome shot will find Lindsay sandwiched between a man and woman. Half of that equation is sure to bother Sam, and that's the point.

A source says: "Any photos of Lindsay with another girl in a provocative manner will, of course, irk Sam. Lindsay knows what she’s doing when she sets this up.”

Whatever that means, we look forward to seeing it, and the subsequent Twitter meltdown, and 3 a.m. visit by police after the neighbors complain of screaming.

Maybe she'll even call Michael Lohan about it and he'll leak the recording to Radar Online. That way we'll get to hear about it from her perspective as well.

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We've written a whole lot about her, but we've never actually heard Samantha Ronson speak.

That will soon change, however, when the British DJ guest stars on an episode of 90210. According to TVFanatic.com, the D-lister will show up on the November 3 episode of this CW hit.

Here's a shot of her speaking to Navid (Michael Steger) on the show:

Ronson will appear inside a club during her camero. Ironically - given the nature of her relationship with Lindsay Lohan - she'll offer Navid advice concerning matters of the heart.

We're assuming her words of wisdom will have something to do with locking one's medicine cabinet and having 911 on speed dial.

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We were just thinking about how Lindsay Lohan had not taken to her beloved Twitter account to unleash an unnecessarily public rant in what feels like days.

Before, it was the seedy peeps who ransacked her home who bore the brunt of the waif's Tweeting tirade. She knows who you are guys (only she doesn't)!

This time, it's on-off-on-off-on-off lover Samantha Ronson who finds herself in the crosshairs. Not that anyone knows what the hell Lindsay is talking about.

According to Twitter, the rant began around 7:30 a.m. EST, or 4:30 a.m. PST, probably before Lindsay even went to bed. Heck, she's probably still up now.

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FIRE(D UP) CROTCH: Something really made Lindsay Lohan fly off the handle this morning. We don't know for sure what, but she sure is pissed @samantharonson.

Regardless, the actress and "fashion ambassador" really needs a lesson in spelling, as well as some protein and probably a whole team of psychologists.

All of the above might help stave off meltdowns such as this.

So here's Lindsay Lohan going all Miley Cyrus (albeit less coherently), spilling her guts like a madman on Twitter, as if anyone gives a rat's a$$.

You have to read from the bottom up, given the 140-character limit. Not that this will likely help you garner any clue as to what she's saying ...

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This concludes Thursday morning's stimulating look inside the mind of the great Lindsay Lohan. Suffice it to say, it's not a pretty scene in there.

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Lindsay Lohan wants a change of address.

No, really, she's moving. Apparently her current house being broken into twice and constantly surrounded by paparazzi lessened the appeal a bit.

At the same time, Samantha Ronson happens to be moving, sick of constant celebrity gossip photographer presence outside her L.A. residence.

Could they be moving to a new place together?

Not likely. But they both are after more privacy and security. Lohan has movers coming today to transport all her stuff from her rented Hollywood Hills home to a more secure high-rise, which she planned even before her recent burglary.

Early on August 23, Lindsay Lohan came home to find a door off its hinges and a safe ripped out of the wall. The police are still trying to identify three suspects who were caught on tape by surveillance cameras ransacking the property.

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Both halves of this troubled, quasi-lesbian couple are seeking new pads.

"I'm sorry i haven't been on in a bit," she Twittered on Wednesday. "My life has been kind of in shambles considering my house was broken into. i feel violated."

She's been violated quite a lot in recent years.

As for Samantha Ronson, she hasn't been robbed, but having to face a bunch of flashbulbs whenever she walks outside hasn't been particularly fun for her.

So she's moving out of her rented Hollywood Hills abode, which currently has a "for lease" sign hanging out front, and is headed for ... an L.A. high-rise!

Hmm ...

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Aubrey O'Day appears to have woken up this week and realized that she hadn't made headlines in months.

As a result, she mumbled a nonsensical critique of Heidi Montag's Playboy pics.

Then, in her ever-lasting attempt to fake lesbianism in order to draw attention to herself, O'Day told Curve Magazine that she and Samantha Ronson would be "perfect together."

Yes, Samantha Ronson.

"Every time I see her, I want to go over and talk to her, but it's like she's going to be like, 'You're that girl that tried to say you're gay everywhere,' and I'm like, 'No, I promise — get to know me. We'd be perfect together,'" Aubrey said.

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Aubrey O'Day would love to break herself off a piece of this... so she claims.

Of course, Ronson and Lindsay Lohan have had quite the contentious relationship.

But O'Day says this would never happen if she dated Samantha because Aubrey doesn't crave celebrity gossip headlines. (We were almost able to write that with a straight face.)

"It was just, like, on every cover, on every tabloid. Their relationship has been her job for the past year... You just can't live up to that entire Disneyland circus that went on in your relationship," O'Day said.

So well said, Aubrey. In unrelated, non-attention grabbing news, check out O'Day's half-naked, all oiled up Twitter pics!

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Stop us if you've heard this before: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together!

On August 7, Star Magazine reports that the roller coaster couple celebrated Ronson's birthday in Chicago. They were joined by Ali Lohan, Sam's half-sister Annabelle Dexter-Jones, and four friends for dinner at Hub 51.

"They kept smiling at each other and holding hands," a witness told the tabloid. "It was very sweet. Not only did Lindsay make a toast to Sam, but because Lindsay was so caught up in the moment, she Twittered a special message to Sam to let her know how happy she was."

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The group then headed to Crimson Lounge, where Ronson had a three-hour deejay gig.

Lohan, reportedly relaxed and sober, watched her girlfriend spin records from a nearby booth.

“Whatever happened during their separation did wonders because Sam and Lindsay were completely different people,” the source added. “Not only were they totally at ease with one another, but this was the first time Lindsay wasn’t constantly clinging to Sam while Sam was working... It was like Lindsay felt secure with their relationship, so she let Sam do her thing.”

So, what's changed for the pair? The anonymous friend said:

“Lindsay is totally abiding to Sam’s rules. Before they got back together, Sam laid down the law to Lindsay and explained the way things were going to be going forward. It appears Lindsay is listening.”

And putting out a lot, that's for sure.

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Former actress and Hollywood's #1 train wreck, Lindsay Lohan, is rumored to be on the wish list of the producers of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.

Sounds like a good casting fit, only I'm a Celebrity would have a pretty hard time manufacturing the kind of drama she ends up causing nightly in real life.

She of the fiery crotch was caught on video having another epic meltdown on the steps of girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s house at 5 a.m. over the weekend.

From what we can gather amid the screaming and sobbing, Lindsay Lohan apparently had been waiting there for hours. When Sam finally gets home, she cries, freaks and starts accusing her of lying about her whereabouts. It only got uglier.

This would almost be sad and depressing if it weren't so darn funny. Can it be both at the same time? Follow the jump to watch Lindsay losing it again ...

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