"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son ... I got 99 problems but a b!tch ain't one." - Jay-Z

If only Samantha Ronson could say the same. Whatever dumpster Lindsay Lohan ended up in last night, she got the obligatory, accusatory Tweets out first.

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Lindsay Lohan has serious romantic feelings for Samantha Ronson. But if it's not for her, she would want nothing to do with the vagina, she tells the Sun (UK).

The wild child says her celebrity DJ on-off girlfriend is the only female for her – and if she doesn't reunite with her, she will make a triumphant return to men.

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Samantha Ronson Biography

Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson Kissing Samantha Ronson is a British DJ who dated Lindsay Lohan for a long time and who smokes a lot. This celeb frequents the L.A. club scene... More »
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Samantha Ronson

Samantha Ronson Quotes

She's great. She's also 22 years old. I think people forget that.

Samantha Ronson [on Lindsay Lohan]

Vote for Obama! Mainly because if [Sarah Palin] gets elected my green card probably won't get renewed!!!

Samantha Ronson