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Thanks to People for these notes from the world of celebrity romance ...

  • Sacha Baron Cohen and his pregnant, longtime girlfriend Isla Fisher were spotted eating dinner with two male companions at Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood. The couple talked and laughed for hours with their meal. At one point, Fisher got up and sat on Sacha Baron Cohen's lap.
  • The sexy The Girl Next Door, 24 and Captivity actress Elisha Cuthbert and her hockey player boyfriend, Sean Avery, partied it up at Hyde and looked "really sweet together," holding hands, according to an observer. The pair shared a drink as they chatted up friends and each other.

  • On hand to help friend Justin Timberlake, who was hosting the opening of his N.Y. City restaurant Southern Hospitality, Lance Bass made time for another important guy in his life... new boyfriend Pedro Andrade. Once inside the eatery, Lance Bass and his new beau took a seat near Timberlake, chowing down on biscuits and fried onion rings while chatting up one another.
  • Actress Brittany Murphy and her new husband, thief / con-artist screenwriter Simon Monjack, kept close company during a screening of the film Love and Other Disasters - which stars Brittany Murphy - as part of Los Angeles' Outfest.
  • The Hills stars, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, enjoyed a sunny lunch at Mogan's Café in the Pacific Palisades after returning from Miami Fashion Week. "They were relaxing, enjoying some time together," a source said, adding, "Heidi has been busy recording some songs with David Foster."

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Is Isla Fisher knocked up with a baby Borat?

An inside source, who is not unreliable at all, said that Fisher announced she�s expecting Sacha Baron Cohen�s baby at the Cat and the Fiddle pub in Los Angeles this week.

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�Isla called everyone to a toast and gushed, �We have got good news. I am pregnant.��

�We have got� good news? Most awkward toast phrasing ever.

The couple are currently engaged, but a rep for the Wedding Crashers actress won�t confirm or deny the pregnancy.

Somehow we�re guessing this rumor is about as real as the Ryan Phillippe / Ashlee Simpson hookup some tabloids were reporting a week or so ago. But hey, our fingers are crossed!

Cohen, whose hit movie Borat won numerous accolades last year, was said to have stayed in character for months as it was filmed. No doubt Fisher was happy to see that end.

If she�s pregnant, it will be the latest in a long line of unwed celebrity pregnancies. Salma Hayek (via the seed of François-Henri Pinault)> and Jennifer Meyer (the mother of Tobey Maguire�s baby, Ruby) come to mind.

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Sacha Baron Cohen's fiancee, Isla Fisher, will go to bed with Borat, the naive, instigative Kazakh reporter who exposed America as never before.

But refuses to sleep with one of Cohen's other comedic personas - the flamboyantly gay Austrian fashion reporter, Bruno.

The Dictator at the Oscars

Fisher, the Wedding Crashers star, agreed to endure Cohen staying in character as the lovable, yet anti-Semetic Kazakh reporter while he shot his hit film, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

However, she won't afford Cohen the same luxury he enjoyed as the Pamela Anderson-chasing horndog when he starts work on his forthcoming Bruno movie.

"Isla grudgingly endured months of living, and sleeping, with Borat when Sacha was making the movie as he had to stay in character while he was filming," a source close to the couple reveals.

"But now that he plans to make a Bruno movie, she says she absolutely won't let him stay in character 24 hours a day. She has issued an ultimatum: no Bruno in the bedroom or no sex until the film is finished."

Sasha Baron Cohen knows he's pushed his luck already.

After winning his Best Actor prize at the recent Golden Globe Awards, Cohen dedicated his triumph to Fisher because "she agreed to sleep with Borat for ten months."

Rumor has it that Isaac Cohen (no relation) recently issued an ultimatum to Britney Spears, insisting the pop princess stop going commando in public.

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The reasons why Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from Kid Rock are probably self-evident. For example, the pair likely woke up one morning sober and finally realized what the rings on their fingers meant.

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But recent reports do shed even more light on the break-up.

A friend of Anderson's says the short-lived marriage was doomed by Rock's "male insecurity and major anger issues" â€" and it may even be that Borat managed to break the Detroit rocker's back.

According to a source in Page Six, Pamela and her hubby went to a screening of Borat at a Beverly Hills home two weeks ago. Kid Rock didn't like the movie one bit, screaming to Pam, "You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?" in front of the assembled crowd after the film was shown.

(Anderson plays the object of Borat's obsession in the film.)

Shockingly, since that outburst, the source says, "it has been icicles between them."

Pam has left her Malibu home with her sons and decamped to Shutters on the Beach hotel in Santa Monica until Rock takes his things and vacates the property. It's a sad end to a fun-loving union.

Meanwhile, reports that the latest James Bond movie is to blame for the Heather Mills/Paul McCartney divorce are unsubstantiated.

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Sorry, Mel Gibson, you've lost another one.

In light of her impending wedding to uber Jew, Sacha Baron Cohen, actress Isla Fisher has officially converted to Judaism.

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"He always makes me laugh. He's the funniest guy in the world!" Fisher said of the man who has made Borat a household, hilarious name.

To fans, Isla Fisher is probably best known for her crazed role in Wedding Crashers. Therefore, we can only assume that co-stars such as Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn join rabbis across the world in wishing this couple well.

While no date is set for the ceremony, a source says: "They will get married soon." Fisher has even learned to cook traditional Jewish meals, assuring she may grow as thin as Nicole Richie.

That was a bad-tasting-Jewish-food joke.

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What's Sacha Baron Cohen to do? Is it his fault his alter ego, Borat, doesn't grasp American customs?

According to an etiquette teacher who appears in Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, someone must pay for the faux journalist's hijinks. She's filed a complaint claiming she was fooled into appearing in the film.

Yellow Suspenders

In the movie, Cindy Streit, who owns the Birmingham, Ala.-based Etiquette Training Services, appears in a dinner party with Borat; at one point, he hands her a plastic bag supposedly filled with feces.

Streit says she was contacted by a production company about filming a segment with an "international guest from Belarus Television."

She said she arranged for Borat to attend a dinner party with her friends, which went smoothly until he asked to use the bathroom.

"I had taught him to excuse himself. He did that correctly and went upstairs," Streit said. "The next thing that happened is that he came down the stairs holding this plastic bag with whatever was in it."

It could be worse, Cindy. You could look like Owen Wilson.

Streit, who has hired Amber Frey attorney Gloria Allred, said she filed a complaint Thursday with California Attorney General Bill Lockyer, requesting an investigation into possible violations of the California Unfair Trade Practices Act.

This suit sounds like it has as much merit as the existence of a Britney Spears sex tape. Sorry, David Hans Schmidt.

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By now, Borat is a man, a myth and a legend.

He charms. He asks questions. He speaks his mind. He offends millions. He loves Pamela Anderson. He wants Madonna to raise his child!

Knight Bruno

He's also made up. Borat is the brain child of comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. The creator recently sat down with Rolling Stone and gave his first interview out of character.

On becoming a matter of national controversy:
"I wish I would have been there at the briefing that Bush got about who I am, who Borat is. It would have had to be great."

On Kazakhstan's objections to being misrepresented in the film:
"I was surprised, because I always had faith in the audience that they would realize that this was a fictitious country and the mere purpose of it was to allow people to bring out their own prejudices … I think the joke is on people who can believe that the Kazakhstan that I describe can exist."

** THG Note: Does anyone doubt Anna Nicole Smith would think that?

On anti-Semitism:
"Borat essentially works as a tool. By himself being anti-Semitic, he lets people lower their guard and expose their own prejudice, whether it's anti-Semitism or an acceptance of anti-Semitism ... I remember, when I was in university I studied history, and there was this one major historian of the Third Reich, Ian Kershaw.

And his quote was, 'The path to Auschwitz was paved with indifference.' I know it's not very funny being a comedian talking about the Holocaust, but I think it's an interesting idea that not everyone in Germany had to be a raving anti-Semite. They just had to be apathetic."

Now those are some Borat quotes worth listening to.

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It's unlikely his movie will flop, but just in case, Borat has a back-up plan.

At Wednesday's London premiere of Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, the bumbling, faux journalist told reporters about his grand plan.

Madonna, Cleavage

"I have come here with Bilak, my 11 year old son, his wife and their child, and we are hoping maybe to put some chocolate make-up on the child's face and sell him to Madonna. I am hoping that Madonna will be a very good father for it."

The Material Mother, meanwhile, was on Oprah Winfrey today, blaming the media for making such an issue out of her recent adoption. "

"Shame on you for discouraging other people from doing the same thing," she said.
Of course, if Mads doesn't want another child, Borat has other backup plans: Ice maker, gypsy catcher or animal sperm collector, specializing in camels.

The last of which, naturally, is how Linsday Lohan spends her Wednesday nights.

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First, a press conference. Now, an interview with Entertainment Weekly. Borat is everywhere.

Let's hear what the personality created by Sacha Baron Cohen had to say recently:

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Are your friends and family treating you differently now that you're a big Hollywood movie star?
BORAT: They has start to asking me for favours. My mother want a pretty hat, my 12 year old son, Hooeylewis, want eat beef jerky and my 11 year old son, Bilak, want to do a sexytime with Lindsay Lohans. Of course, these has not all be possible, but I am hope soon to find the hat for my mother.

What are the best perks that have come with fame so far?
There has been many perk of be in this moviefilm - example I can now get table at Almaty McDonalds with as little as 2 month notice. The wait time is normal 4 years. Also, along with OJ Simpsons and our glorious leader, Premier Nazarbayev, I was one of judge on hit TV show, 'Kazakhstan's Next Top Prostitute'. I give decision for 'Best Grip of Small Hole' round. Hi-Five!

What is the first thing you plan to buy once the big checks start coming in?
I am hope very much to make purchase of latest recordings from chocolate face Michael Jackson, 'Beat It,' on brand new format, compact cassette.

Which Hollywood star have you met who you were most excited about? Who would you most like to meet?
I recent meet beautiful popular musicstar, Madonna, in Hollywood outside Chinese Theatre. She let me take photograph for 5 US dollar and say that for another ten she would give me mouth party in parking lot across street.

The Kazakh government has shut down your website and threatened to sue Sacha Baron Cohen for defaming the people of Kazakhstan. What do you say in response?
Firstly I am respectable, professional journalist and I will not be drawn into mudslingings with anyone - especially not a Jew. Second, I would like thank the glorious Premier of Kazakhstan, Nursultan Nazarbayev, for recent travel to Washingtons to support me and promote this moviefilm.

How is Kazakh humor different from American humor?
In Kazakhstan we still find very funny actor Robin Williams. Especial his new movie 'Womanman Doubtfires'.

What do you say to people who charge that your movie is particularly offensive to Jews?
Yes. Is a good observations. Thank you very much.

Borat sure knows how to make Mel Gibson proud, doesn't he?

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Borat is at it again.

No, he wasn't kicked off White House grounds this time. He was holding a press conference in Paris that began: "Good afternoon gentlemen and prostitutes. How much? I have dollars."

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As Lindsay Lohan probably sat back and did the math in her head, the alter ego of Sacha Baron Cohen, was across the ocean to promote his new film, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. In it, he takes shots at Uzbekistan, President Bush and American women in general.

Having just toured America, the fictional TV reporter told the press:

"We in Kazakhstan admire very much Premier Bush. He is very wise man but not only this, he is very strong," said Borat . "Although perhaps not as strong as his father, Barbara. Tough guy. Like John Waynes."

Or Justin Timberlake in this picture.

The character has been butting heads with Kazakhstan's President Nursultan Nazarbayev and causing criticism with his racist and sexist remarks - more of which he made yesterday.

"My best memories is the very nice peoples I meet, but also some of the shocking things I see in America," said Borat, "For example, womens is allowed, in America, to drive a car. It is crazy. We say in my country to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane. Very dangerous, yes?"

Right. You also could've gone with the "give a mirror to Anna Nicole Smith" metaphor, but yours works, as well.

Sacha Baron Cohen Biography

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