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One is a sexy singer that has dedicated herself to motherhood over the last few years.

The other is a gay fashion journalist that tests the boundaries of human decency on the big screen.

But while Christina Aguilera and Bruno may seem like polar opposites, they share the same taste in clothing.

Study the photos below, attempt to make it to a toilet if you need to vomit and then vote in our poll:

Xtina vs. Bruno

Which star looks better in leopard print?

 

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Sacha Baron Cohen will say anything to anyone.

This was evident in Borat and, based on the previews we've seen and the Bruno quotes we've heard, it's evident in his latest comedy, as well.

But give Cohen credit for not simply talking the talk; he most definitely walks the walk.

From shoving his bare ass into Eminem's face at the MTV Movie Awards, to riding into the Australian premiere for Bruno on a horse, this is one star whose inhibitions are always lower than those of a coked-up Lindsay Lohan.

Below, Cohen dresses the part during the opening of Bruno Down Under. Click on each photo for a larger version of it...

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Will you see Bruno?

 

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Sacha Baron Cohen may be known for his tasteless humor, but a scene from his new movie which ridicules Michael Jackson has been cut out at the last minute.

It was deemed “in too poor taste,” in light of the fact that Jackson died yesterday at the age of 50. The change was made in time for the Bruno premiere.

A situation like this is almost unheard of, as the studio in charge of the film’s release had to perform the last-second edit in time for the debut last night.

Bruno follows Sacha Baron Cohen’s alias, a gay fashion reporter from Austria (Bruno) on a journey around America. It's Cohen's NC-17 follow-up to Borat.

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In the deleted scene, Cohen, in character as Bruno, conducts a ridiculous interview with La Toya Jackson, sister of the late Michael, in his chic LA apartment.

After getting her to sit on his “chairs” – Mexican workers bending over on all fours – and then serving her sushi of the hairy body of a naked man, Bruno proceeds to steal La Toya’s cellphone so that he can copy Michael Jackson’s number.

Yeah. Probably a good call to cut that.

The original version of the film has already premiered in Europe including in London, Paris and Berlin, where the comedian has attracted a lot of attention with fancy dress outfits (Sacha Baron Cohen fashion is quite unique) and antics.

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We're accustomed to his outrageous stunts, but Sacha Baron Cohen really pulled out all the stops (sort of literally) for the German premiere of Bruno.

If you thought the Bruno nude spread in GQ was provocative, well, this may top it, despite the lack of nudity from Cohen's faux gay Austrian fashionista.

Scarlett Johansson, Nude Dress

Bruno wowed crowds in Berlin, Germany, with what can only be described as the most ... um, interesting use of pink material in history. Plus Ugg boots.

We don't even know what to say at this point.

Due to the potentially offensive nature of this photo, and the fact that it may cause fashion (and regular) nightmares, we have posted it after the jump.

Check out the Bruno photo below if you dare ...

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That nude Jennifer Aniston cover has nothing on this.

In an ode to the Friends star's legendary naked GQ spread, Bruno, a.k.a. Sacha Baron Cohen, appears on the magazine's July issue in nothing but ... well, nothing.

Check out the epitome of raw sexiness below ...

Sacha Baron Cohen Nude

Inside, however, Cohen's gay Austrian fashion journalist alter ego is shown in all states of dress. If you can call it that. He also offers some nice tips on man-scaping, wearing heels and chats about important topics like nipple clamps and anal bleaching.

Basically, if you are Carrie Prejean, or are otherwise offended by flagrant gay stereotypes, you may want to stop right here and read something else.

But if you find Sacha Baron Cohen's schtick more funny than repulsive, follow the link to check out the full Bruno article, and click to enlarge the pics below.

You'd never think tea-bagging Eminem would seem tame by comparison ...

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As The Hills has proven over the years, things that are scripted can still be entertaining.

This now applies to the unexpected, half-naked confrontation between Sacha Baron Cohen's character of Bruno and Eminem at Sunday night's MTV Movie Awards.

Yes, Bruno was dressed in a thong; and, of course, those were his bare buttocks being wagged in the rapper's face. But Eminem knew it was coming, as writer Scott Aukerman (the head comedy writer for the show) has confirmed on his blig:

"The Bruno/Eminem incident was staged... they rehearsed it at dress and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show."

It would have been cooler if it were legitimate, but it's still worth another viewing:

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It takes a lot to upstage Zac Efron.

Any time the actor is on stage, all eyes are typically on this High School Musical hottie.

Scarlett Johansson, Nude Dress

At last night's MTV Movie Awards, however, Efron accepted the award for Best Male Performance immediately following Bruno's bare-assed embrace of Eminem. As as result, the theater was still buzzing over the rapper's less-than-enthusiastic response to being dry humped by the latest Sacha Baron Cohen character.

Bruno actually made an appearance earlier in the evening, as well, posing for photographers on the red carpet.

Did he outshine Efron there, too? Compare the two hunks below and share your opinion in our poll...

Who looked better?

 

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Thanks to People for these notes from the world of celebrity romance ...

  • Sacha Baron Cohen and his pregnant, longtime girlfriend Isla Fisher were spotted eating dinner with two male companions at Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood. The couple talked and laughed for hours with their meal. At one point, Fisher got up and sat on Sacha Baron Cohen's lap.
  • The sexy The Girl Next Door, 24 and Captivity actress Elisha Cuthbert and her hockey player boyfriend, Sean Avery, partied it up at Hyde and looked "really sweet together," holding hands, according to an observer. The pair shared a drink as they chatted up friends and each other.

  • On hand to help friend Justin Timberlake, who was hosting the opening of his N.Y. City restaurant Southern Hospitality, Lance Bass made time for another important guy in his life... new boyfriend Pedro Andrade. Once inside the eatery, Lance Bass and his new beau took a seat near Timberlake, chowing down on biscuits and fried onion rings while chatting up one another.
  • Actress Brittany Murphy and her new husband, thief / con-artist screenwriter Simon Monjack, kept close company during a screening of the film Love and Other Disasters - which stars Brittany Murphy - as part of Los Angeles' Outfest.
  • The Hills stars, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, enjoyed a sunny lunch at Mogan's Café in the Pacific Palisades after returning from Miami Fashion Week. "They were relaxing, enjoying some time together," a source said, adding, "Heidi has been busy recording some songs with David Foster."

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Is Isla Fisher knocked up with a baby Borat?

An inside source, who is not unreliable at all, said that Fisher announced she�s expecting Sacha Baron Cohen�s baby at the Cat and the Fiddle pub in Los Angeles this week.

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�Isla called everyone to a toast and gushed, �We have got good news. I am pregnant.��

�We have got� good news? Most awkward toast phrasing ever.

The couple are currently engaged, but a rep for the Wedding Crashers actress won�t confirm or deny the pregnancy.

Somehow we�re guessing this rumor is about as real as the Ryan Phillippe / Ashlee Simpson hookup some tabloids were reporting a week or so ago. But hey, our fingers are crossed!

Cohen, whose hit movie Borat won numerous accolades last year, was said to have stayed in character for months as it was filmed. No doubt Fisher was happy to see that end.

If she�s pregnant, it will be the latest in a long line of unwed celebrity pregnancies. Salma Hayek (via the seed of François-Henri Pinault)> and Jennifer Meyer (the mother of Tobey Maguire�s baby, Ruby) come to mind.

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Sacha Baron Cohen's fiancee, Isla Fisher, will go to bed with Borat, the naive, instigative Kazakh reporter who exposed America as never before.

But refuses to sleep with one of Cohen's other comedic personas - the flamboyantly gay Austrian fashion reporter, Bruno.

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Fisher, the Wedding Crashers star, agreed to endure Cohen staying in character as the lovable, yet anti-Semetic Kazakh reporter while he shot his hit film, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

However, she won't afford Cohen the same luxury he enjoyed as the Pamela Anderson-chasing horndog when he starts work on his forthcoming Bruno movie.

"Isla grudgingly endured months of living, and sleeping, with Borat when Sacha was making the movie as he had to stay in character while he was filming," a source close to the couple reveals.

"But now that he plans to make a Bruno movie, she says she absolutely won't let him stay in character 24 hours a day. She has issued an ultimatum: no Bruno in the bedroom or no sex until the film is finished."

Sasha Baron Cohen knows he's pushed his luck already.

After winning his Best Actor prize at the recent Golden Globe Awards, Cohen dedicated his triumph to Fisher because "she agreed to sleep with Borat for ten months."

Rumor has it that Isaac Cohen (no relation) recently issued an ultimatum to Britney Spears, insisting the pop princess stop going commando in public.

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