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Reports have surfaced today that Lindsay Lohan is somehow launching a new company with partner Kristi Kaylor. Skinny Bitch Unforgettable Productions will develop and produce a slate of TV series, films, documentaries and online content.

No, it will not produce adult films. That was our first question too!

Kristi Kaylor oversees Lohan's 6126 fashion line. Ryan Seacrest is said to be a major part of the newly founded organization as well. Hey, at least they won't have a big food budget. Gotta keep overhead down in these tough times.

Last month, the American Idol host Tweeted about a "reality show idea" he had for Lohan, 23, after the two went clubbing at Hollywood hot spot H. Wood.

Now, the alleged workaholic taking the first step in that direction.

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Bored senseless, Lindsay Lohan is starting a company. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

"I have created some projects that I am very excited to bring to television, both on the scripted and non-scripted side," said the one-time movie star.

"I have a few scripts and books that I have kept my eyes on [which] I feel very fortunate to develop and package them under my new company."

Among the shows Lindsay Lohan - with Seacrest's assistance - is reportedly working on are Faux Real, touted as an Entourage for the fashion world; and a dating-themed game show called That's What Friends Are For. Yes, really.

Oh, and we can't possibly forget their planned documentary series focusing on a specific cause in conjunction with a charitable organization. Zzzzzz.

Congrats to the accused spray tan thief on her new venture. We're sure it will be wildly successful, given her recent track record and work ethic.

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Ryan Seacrest and Lindsay Lohan were spotted together Thursday night.

Our imaginations ran wild with that run-in, but it turns out their meeting was strictly business - Ryan wants to create a Lindsay Lohan reality show.

"Met with Lindsay last night about a show idea I have for her ... it helps people and gives others a second shot!" Ryan wrote on his Twitter page.

"Still putting it all together."

The American Idol host is no stranger to producing. In addition to his radio hosting gig, the star has lent his TV production talents to E!'s Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Denise Richards' It's Complicated and Brody Jenner's Bromance.

Lindsay Lohan Crotch Shot

Ryan Seacrest's eyes are on this future reality TV firecrotch prize.

Lindsay Lohan - who in the past week alone was investigated in a $400K jewel heist, was dumped for good by Samantha Ronson, posted topless pictures of herself online and had her Twitter account "hacked," also mentioned details of the project.

"Working on a really great project for television - I am excited!" she Twatted. "Something meaningful like Extreme Home Makeover on ABC ... :)"

The premise of the series is that real people who are on the wrong track and looking for a second chance are given $1 million to make it happen.

Lohan would serve on a panel of judges who hear contestants' stories.

Because that's the kind of "panelist" who needs to oversee people and their problems: A coked-up, slutty, Twitter-obsessed, wannabe lesbian attention whore who can't hold down a job to save her life. Sounds like a winner, Ryan!

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You might wanna turn away, Simon Cowell.

At this weekend's Tao Beach pool party in Las Vegas, Ryan Seacrest found a new friend. And she has much nicer breasts than you do.

According to sources, the well-endowed blonde in the photos below is the iconic ex-stripper known as "Leper" on theDirty.com. To paraphrase Seacrest at the opening of every American Idol episode:

THIS... is your chance to click on the following photos and enlarge shots of Ryan and Leper.

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Britney Spears’ camp is squashing the latest round of rumors that the star is pregnant - ones circulated by Ryan Seacrest of all people on his radio show.

Seacrest posted a message (on Twitter, natch) earlier in the day saying, “I heard a rumor about Brit that I want to investigate before I give more deets!!”

Of course, he then quoted a “reliable sourceon the air as saying Britney Spears is pregnant. Brit spokesman Adam Leber released a statement denying it.

“She’s absolutely not pregnant,” Leber said.

“I have no idea where this ridiculous rumor came from ... Ryan Seacrest has communication with our camp and could have checked this before saying it.”

With the amount of sex Britney Spears supposedly has according to celebrity gossip magazines - Chase Benz, K-Fed, etc. - it's only a matter of time before she ends up carrying baby #3. However, these stories may be a tad erroneous.

After all, since she's not allowed to say a word under the conservatorship, and doesn't know where she is half the time anyway, scheduling in sessions of unrequited boning with sundry characters may pose logistical difficulties.

Anyway, in other Britney Spears gossip (that's actually true), she will not be required to appear in court as part of her conservatorship’s attempt to gain permanent restraining orders against Sam Lutfi and Jon Eardley, E! reports.

Eardley and Lutfi sought to make her testify on their behalf - they claim she wanted their help in making her dad's conservatorship implode for good.

But, an L.A. Superior Court judge stated, “There was a finding of a judge of the Superior Court that she lacks the capacity to testify,” after a hearing.

Score another one for Team Britney - and rack up another $60,000 for the lawyers. Click to enlarge some sexy Britney Spears photos of her on tour ...

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Between hosting a radio show, hosting American Idol and flirting with Simon Cowell, it's a wonder Ryan Seacrest has any time to date.

However, new reports have linked the hard-worker with Los Angeles bartender Jasmine Waltz.

Seacrest met Waltz during a night out at Guy's, a West Hollywood lounge. She's an aspiring actress that has worked at other L.A. clubs, such Les Deux, and enjoyed an uncredited role in Bad Boys II.

"They've been together for a few months now," a source told People.

Seacrest and Waltz spent a weekend in Paris last week, where numerous witnesses reported a heavy amount of PDA between the couple.

The American Idol host has been linked previously to singer Sophie Monk, Amazing Race star Shana Wall and actress Teri Hatcher.

Jasmine Waltz Image

Click on the Jasmine Waltz pics above for larger images of Ryan Seacrest's new squeeze.

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Amazingly, the millions of morons that spent New Year's Eve soberly shivering in Times Square, shoulder-to-shoulder with complete strangers, were not the most uncomfortable people in New York City Wednesday night.

For the climactic moment of Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve, Ryan Seacrest assembled an awkward sixtet on stage, just as the ball was dropped.

Here's a look at who rung in 2009 together:

The Jonas Brothers: Baby-faced trio that has sold millions of albums in 2008. Wildly popular rising stars. Makes sense.

Demi Lovato: BFF to all The Jonas Brothers, yet utterly unknown to anyone outside of loyal celebrity gossip readers. Those at the party half our staff attended were more confused about her identity than they were about why anyone would spend New Year's Eve in Times Square.

Lionel Richie: Father of Nicole Richie. Last recorded a commercially successful album in 1986.

Taylor Swift: Ex-girlfriend of Joe Jonas. Has publicly slammed Joe for dumping her over the phone and immediately moving on with actress Camilla Belle.

You really had to watch this group ring in 2009 together in order to truly grasp how awkward it was for everyone involved. Swift turned to the crowd for the duration of the celebration, pretending to wave to fans - but likely contemplating how many bones would break if she jumped.

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Paris Hilton is looking for a new best friend on an upcoming reality series.

And Ryan Seacrest is the host of approximately six dozen TV and radio shows. 

Still, People Magazine has learned that these two have found time to to develop a scripted series together.

Details on the project aren't available at this time, but we can only pray they involve Paris and Ryan starring as a married couple. 

Paris and Brittany

Would you watch a Ryan Seacrest and Paris Hilton television show?

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We always knew Ryan Seacrest was less than sane. How else to defend his suppose love of Paula Abdul?

Now, based on his recent reaction to the forthcoming hip-hop album from Lindsay Lohan, it's apparent Seacrest is even nuttier than the aforementioned American Idol judge.

"I've heard some of it, I like what I've heard so far," Seacrest told People backstage at KIIS-FM's annual Wango Tango concert in Irvine, Calif., on Saturday, where Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers performed.

Lindsay Lohan is coming out with a hip-hop album. God help us.

Seacrest added that the Firecrotch Queen is "taking it very seriously. She's working really hard. She's working with great producers."

For some reason, Ryan failed to add the punchline to that statement, so we'll do it for him: "In bed!"

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It was an emotional hour of American Idol last night.

Even before Brooke White broke down in tears following her elimination, Ryan Seacrest had come to the defense of Paula Abdul.

Responding to celebrity gossip sites that dared to claim Abdul was drunk during her Tuesday night blunder - when she critiqued a Jason Castro song that hadn't been performed yet - Seacrest said:

"Last night the judges were thrown a curve ball on the air, which is just part of a live show... But it sparked a lot of gossip about Paula. And I read some of this online this morning and just for the record, the rumors â€" they're not true. She's part of our family and we love her."

Abdul truly looked touched as the audience cheered, while both Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell gave her a kiss on the cheek.

This caused Ryan to joke: "I think Simon still wants to hook up with her."

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Welcome, celeb gossip readers across the land, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our fun weekly tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week!

We thought a photo American Idol, featuring Mariah Carey and Ryan Seacrest, was guaranteed to generate some good captions. And it certainly did!

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This week's winner is Sally. Congrats! The winning reply appears below the picture. Scroll down to see it and the full list of captions readers sent in.

Thanks for playing and good luck this week!

Ryan: E=mc2 is right, Ryan Seacrest is scoring tonight.
Mariah: If he comes anywhere near my body, I will hunt him down.