Ryan Gosling sparked Internet outrage when word spread that he was expecting a baby with longtime girlfriend Eva Mendes.
After the cries of millions of brokenhearted female fans quieted down, however, the news got even more depressing.
First, we found out that Gosling might retire from acting once he becomes a dad. A sad thought to be sure, but the information we received today may be far worse, as it's sure to result in even more anguished jealousy from Baby Goose devotees.
Brace yourselves: Ryan is the perfect boyfriend/father-to-be.
Yes, according to the latest issue of Us Weekly, Ryan's been waiting on Eva hand and foot in the final months of her pregnancy: