by Mischalova at

When your stepfather is only 28 years old - and is most well-known for a reality TV show based on celebrity pranks - it may not be so easy to take his advice.

Nevertheless, Rumer Willis to listen up.

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In at least one instance, your quasi dad, Ashton Kutcher, knows what he's talking about.

According to Life & Style Weekly, Kutcher believes "education is very important ... and he's afraid Rumer will think partying is better than studying."

Even worse, of course, is who Rumer has actually been living it up with: uber-skank, Lindsay Lohan. Reports have even stated that Willis is the personal assistant for Lohan, which can only mean she fans the flames of Lindsay's firecrotch and fluffs the pillow for the actress before every evening's sexual conquest.

And she's loving it! The same publication quotes a source as saying: "Rumer can't stop gushing about how cool Lindsay is. [She] feels honored by Lindsay's attention."

So the issue here isn't what Ashton said or didn't say; it's why Rumer's real father, Bruce Willis, hasn't stepped up and gone Die Hard on his daughter's behind.

It's bad enough you gave her that name, Bruce. Don't let her ruin her life because of it.

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by Free Britney at

T.H. Gossip always has its ear to the celebrity track, and likes to answer questions posed by fans about the Hollywood world -- no matter how obscure they might be.

We pride ourselves on bringing you the latest news, rumers and breasts... and yes, that typo was intentional. Upon seeing the picture below in a popular magazine, many fans have been asking just who the f*%k is Rumer Willis? Is she...

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  • ... a teenager with an incredibly stupid (not to mention misspelled) name?
  • ... the daughter and eldest child of Bruce Willis and ex-wife Demi Moore?
  • ... a person very few sites would take the time to write about?
  • ... the partying partner, gal pal, and reportedly personal assistant of Lindsay Lohan, who apparently likes to get a little frisky with the Hollywood train wreck?

Yes, yes, yes and yes. So there, now you know. Don't say we never did anything for you. Rumer, 18, has two siblings, Scout (born 1991) and Tallulah (born 1994), and appeared alongside her famous folks in a number of films.

Hopefully we'll be seeing more of these two making out in the near future. For those at home who love math (you nerds), Rumer is closer in age to her stepdad, Ashton Kutcher, 28, than he is to her mom, Demi Moore, 43. Bet that's weird.

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