Rumer Willis

Underage babe-in-training Hayden Panettiere caught up with one of her goth freak friends of over Starbucks coffee and some shopping in West Hollywood, Calif., yesterday.

Oh, wait, sorry, that's Rumer Willis! Man, she always seems to turn up. We can barely keep up with this girl and all her changing looks. In the past month alone, she's been mistaken for Michael Jackson and Clark Kent. Sexy!

While both Rumer and Hayden have been seen in provocative pictures lately, they certainly seem to be a mismatched pair of pals. But it could be worse, we suppose - either could be friends with that tramp Lindsay Lohan.

As for Hayden Panettiere's boyfriend, Stephen Colletti, well, he's only got 87 more days before he can legally be one of our Heroes. If you get what we're saying.

The last time we saw Hayden Panettiere out and about with Rumer Willis, who she is apparently pals with, we couldn't help but note how sexy she is.

We mean Hayden Panettiere.

We noted that Rumer looks quite a bit like Jay Leno… with a touch of Michael Jackson thrown in there. While it's good to see Lindsay Lohan's former personal assistant is still alive and kicking, we're not sure about her latest style choices… 

Dressed like Clark Kent from Superman, Bruce Willis‘ oldest daughter looks disguised and primed to stealthily sniff out all the latest in celebrity gossip. Hayden, meanwhile, is stuck sniffing Rumer's cigarette. Gross!

Here's hoping that the next time Hayden and Stephen Colletti go out on a date, they leave the weird-looking third-wheel at home.

Ashton Kutcher is smarter than he looks.

The former host of Punk'd wasn't messing around a couple months ago when he warned his step-daughter, Rumer Willis, to avoid the skanky, alcohol-laden ranks of people such as Lindsay Lohan.

It doesn't appear as though Rumer was listening, though. The Hollywood Gossip has unearthed partying pictures of Willis that make Katie Rees look tame.

Okay, that's impossible. But, still, the child of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis is doing her best to star in her father's next film, Die Hard: With a Condom.

The hope here is that Rumer soon calms down. And this is an encouraging start: She was recently spotted out with a far more innocent influence than Lohan could ever dream to be: Hayden Panettiere.

Memo to Hayden Christensen: You're not Hollywood's only hot Hayden!

That's right, we're talking about Heroes star Hayden Panettiere, who was spotted yesterday out and about in L.A. The blonde bombshell, 17, sported a cute, low-cut t-shirt, ripped jeans, and sandals as she stepped into a trendy boutique to pick up a coffee. See below:

 

Hayden had her hair pulled back in a pony tail and her sunglasses on top of her head. The petite star, 5'1", could barely hold onto her big brown bag as she sipped her coffee. No wonder she sometimes has people carry her stuff!

As J.R. Rotem can surely attest, Hayden really pulls off this cute casual look. She is best known, however, for her trademark Heroes cheerleader outfit - and conjuring up fantasies among millions of adolescent geeks.

SIDE NOTE: Rumer Willis, who is apparently pals with Hayden, was there too. That's Rumer in this pic, looking a little like Michael Jackson in fact. Whatever. It's good to see Lindsay Lohan's ex-personal assistant is still alive and kicking.

Okay, so no one is ever going to mistake these two for one another. At least we don't think so. If you have in the past, you people are morons!

No, this is no Mandy Moore-Jacinda Barrett breakdown. Not by any means. Yet there's no denying the similarities between Rumer Willis (the absurdly-named daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, left) and Tonight Show host Jay Leno. Specifically, their lower-facial area. Those are some big ass chins! You could land helicopters on them!

Hopefully, Lindsay Lohan doesn't berate her friend and possible personal assistant about her resemblance to the late night TV comedian. Sometimes, our Celebrity Look-Alikes feature hits close to home.

Rumer Willis would be rolling in her grave if she could see this. Why, you ask? Because she's apparently not present. Poor, neglected thing. Has young Willis' hero, Lindsay Lohan, ditched her lackey and gal pal for none other than Ashlee Simpson?

We're not sure, but when these two chicks collide (and stick their faces really close to the camera) the skank factor is simply off the chain. Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler have nothing on these two. Well, that's not true. But it's a dead heat.

 
Hollywood couple Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are big believers in the second amendment. No, you idiots, that's not the constitutional right to marry someone practically your kids' age.

It's the right to bear arms, and they certainly take it to heart, keeping guns in their Idaho home to protect themselves and Moore's three daughters with ex-husband Bruce Willis.

Kutcher owns a Springfield handgun while Moore has been trained to use a deadly semi-automatic Glock. Sounds a little scary, but you know how nuts some fans are, and everyone has a right to protect themselves and their home. As long as they keep their weapons at home and don't take them to work, they're setting a good example. David Stern would be proud.

In any event, the guns are locked away at the couple's home in Hailey, Idaho, but are kept within easy reach in case intruders should appear.

However, Ashton admits to a more unusual reason for owning the guns -- keeping unwanted suitors away from his three step-daughters.

"There was this guy (15-year-old) Scout was dating and I'd carry the gun around at all times, just to give him a subtle hint," he joked.

As for whether he has been tempted to bust a cap in Lindsay Lohan, who he considers a bad influence on Moore's eldest child, Rumer Willis, Kutcher has no comment. But you know he's thinking about it. We are.

Dear God, Maybe Ashton Kutcher is being a good stepfather, not an overprotective S.O.B., by cautioning Rumer to stay away from this train wreck.

We're talking about Rumer Willis, of course, the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, and current stepdaughter of Ashton. She's reportedly the personal assistant to Hollywood's biggest walking disaster, and if this Lindsay Lohan picture doesn't showcase what we've been talking about for months, we don't know what will.

Oh my. This is worth at least 1,000 words. Maybe 1,500. Where does even begin analyzing this one (besides urging Rumer to run for her freaking life).

We really didn't think she could top getting chastised by her movie producers for partying too hard, dumped by Harry Morton for the same reason, served with a subpoena from her own family and doing half the men in Southern California, but it appears Lindsay Lohan is now hopped up enough narcotics to kill a woman twice her size. Get help, girl!

When your stepfather is only 28 years old - and is most well-known for a reality TV show based on celebrity pranks - it may not be so easy to take his advice.

Nevertheless, Rumer Willis to listen up.

In at least one instance, your quasi dad, Ashton Kutcher, knows what he's talking about.

According to Life & Style Weekly, Kutcher believes "education is very important ... and he's afraid Rumer will think partying is better than studying."

Even worse, of course, is who Rumer has actually been living it up with: uber-skank, Lindsay Lohan. Reports have even stated that Willis is the personal assistant for Lohan, which can only mean she fans the flames of Lindsay's firecrotch and fluffs the pillow for the actress before every evening's sexual conquest.

And she's loving it! The same publication quotes a source as saying: "Rumer can't stop gushing about how cool Lindsay is. [She] feels honored by Lindsay's attention."

So the issue here isn't what Ashton said or didn't say; it's why Rumer's real father, Bruce Willis, hasn't stepped up and gone Die Hard on his daughter's behind.

It's bad enough you gave her that name, Bruce. Don't let her ruin her life because of it.

T.H. Gossip always has its ear to the celebrity track, and likes to answer questions posed by fans about the Hollywood world -- no matter how obscure they might be.

We pride ourselves on bringing you the latest news, rumers and breasts... and yes, that typo was intentional. Upon seeing the picture below in a popular magazine, many fans have been asking just who the f*%k is Rumer Willis? Is she...

• ... a teenager with an incredibly stupid (not to mention misspelled) name?
• ... the daughter and eldest child of Bruce Willis and ex-wife Demi Moore?
• ... a person very few sites would take the time to write about?
• ... the partying partner, gal pal, and reportedly personal assistant of Lindsay Lohan, who apparently likes to get a little frisky with the Hollywood train wreck?

Yes, yes, yes and yes. So there, now you know. Don't say we never did anything for you. Rumer, 18, has two siblings, Scout (born 1991) and Tallulah (born 1994), and appeared alongside her famous folks in a number of films.

Hopefully we'll be seeing more of these two making out in the near future. For those at home who love math (you nerds), Rumer is closer in age to her stepdad, Ashton Kutcher, 28, than he is to her mom, Demi Moore, 43. Bet that's weird.