Rumer Willis

... a trio of stars who celebrated their birth on August 16 - and will likely never be talked about in the same story ever again! Here are photo galleries of three celebs who have just turned a year older and wiser (yeah right) ...

First, it's strangely-named, fashion-challenged celebuspawn Rumer Willis!

Next up? Britney Spears' uber-seedy former friend and quote-unquote manager, the great (and ostracized) Osama Lutfi (a.k.a. Sam Lutfi)!

Finally, we have the esteemed queen of pop - and possible Alex Rodriguez sex partner - a woman who needs only one name: Madonna.

When does your favorite star celebrate another year on this planet they call Earth? Check out our celebrity birthdays calendar and see!

Earlier this week, we asked readers what they find so funny or unique about Perez Hilton.

We were inspired to see that a majority of respondents agreed with our assessment that this celebrity blogger may receive a number of hits to his website - but his posts are uncreative and mean-spirited.

Need further proof? Take a look at the story he probably spent a full 3.7 seconds on last night, one that refers to Rumer Wills as "fug" and tells her to "shave down that chin."

He then drew a penis on a picture of the actress. Now that's an example of humorous ingenuity!

On this photo of Rumer Wills at a screening of Pineapple Express, Perez Hilton catered to the lowest common denomintaor, drawing a penis across her body in an attempt to make nine-year olds laugh.

Rumer Willis is on People magazine's annual Most Beautiful People in the World list. Your comments and opinions on this matter are encouraged in our Face-Off as The Hollywood Gossip staff debates the following question ...

DOES RUMER WILLIS DESERVE TO BE AMONG PEOPLE'S MOST BEAUTIFUL?

YES by Free Britney

The fact that some superficial editor even thought up this Face-Off topic leads us to a broader question: Why is beauty synonymous with certain types (say, Blake Lively) and not, as the saying goes, in the eye of the beholder?

Can beauty not take different forms? Or mean different things to different people? If Rumer Willis does not meet stereotypical bombshell criteria, is she less of a person? Does this make People less of a celebrity news magazine?

Of course not. Rumer Willis is very beautiful, inside and out. Kudos to People - and Chace Crawford (Rumer has it) - for possessing the values, heart and courage to break these negative societal paradigms.

NO by mischalova

We're guessing Rumer Willis was as surprised as we were to discover she made People Magazine's 100 Most Beautiful People in the World List.

After all, this actress has been through more hairstyles than Carmen Electra has husbands. You simply don't change your looks that many times if you're a fan of them.

Moreover, if you put the executives at People on the hit FOX reality show Moment of Truth, we're guessing even they'd admit Rumer Willis is far from attractive.

But she is edgy. And edgy sells!

There are only so many times a magazine can feature natural beauties such as Megan Fox and Audrina Patridge on its cover. We get that.

And we don't blame People for including Rumer for the sake of shock value. But they can't blame us, either, for calling them out on it.

Rumer Willis: Hot or not?

Guess she actually could leggo Ryan Eggold.

New York Magazine spotted Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford and celebridaughter Rumer Willis out partying together last Thursday night (they were also seen flirting up a storm at a party last December).

According to the publication, witnesses "were struck by how short and see-through her white dress was (not to mention the fact that she was wearing a black bra underneath). Oh, and chain-smoking... big time."

Wow, and we thought we knew Rumer Willis. She smokes! She wears black bras under white! She makes condom balloons and puts them in her mouth!

Is Bruce and Demi's spawn the rebound Chace needs to get over wholesome ex Carrie Underwood? Remember that Chace broke up with Carrie last month via text message.

Ah, relationships in the 21st Century.

Should Chace Crawford and Rumer Willis turn into something serious, let's hope the Gossip Girl hunk turns to his Facebook updates when they break up.

There's something about a little animated broken heart next to the phrase "Chace Crawford is no longer listed as in a relationship" that makes you assume it was the other person's fault. Are we right, Carrie?

Poor Chace. :-(

Oh, that's Selma Blair in between them. Somehow she snuck in there. We're mostly concerned with The Hills' Lauren Conrad and aspiring actress Rumer Willis, though. Both of them added multiple inches to their hair in the past week with super-straight hair extensions. Do you dig it or not?

Hollywood hair extensions: Hit or miss?

She won't be appearing on The Hills this season, but not to fear - Kristin Cavallari will soon be back in front of the cameras.

The beautiful Laguna Beach alumna will appear in the independent film Wild Cherry, co-starring Rob Schneider and Rumer Willis.

The ensemble comedy centers around an attractive high school senior who plans to lose her virginity to her football player boyfriend.

Former reality star Kristin Cavallari wants a serious acting career.

She soon finds out that her beau only wants to sleep with her so he can include her in the football team's "bang book." Obviously.

Outraged, she and her friends decide to plot revenge. We look forward to seeing Kristin Cavallari act! The flick begins filming in Canada May 7.

Rumor has it (pun... intended!) that aspiring actress and celebuspawn Rumer Willis has been crushing hard on young Dirt hunk Ryan Eggold.

"They went out for the first time a few weeks ago," a friend of Rumer Willis and Ryan Eggold tells celebrity news magazine Life & Style.

"They've been keeping it quiet, but he's definitely on her radar. They usually hang out at each other's houses," says the friend.

Rumer Willis and Ryan Eggold: A cute couple, right?

Thanks to family hook-ups, Rumer Willis will soon have a guest role on Miss Guided, a comedy series produced by Rumer's step-dad, Ashton Kutcher.

Ryan Eggold had been on The Young and the Restless, Entourage, Out of Jimmy's Head, Brothers & Sisters and Veronica Mars prior to Dirt.

This may be considered a trick question, but take a look at the Rumer Willis photos below.

Then, let us know: Which hairstyle do you prefer? Blond and ugly? Or brunette and hideous?

It's a tough question, we know. So here's an easier one to ponder: Which is better, Gisele Bundchen clothed or Gisele Bundchen nude?

Just the pair of celebrities you automatically assume will be hanging out together and that you'll see smiling photos of every day, right? Definitely.

Rumer Willis - daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, stepdaughter of Ashton Kutcher, friend of Lindsay Lohan and Hayden Panettiere - was seen partying it up at the Maroon 5 concert at the Pearl Theater at the Palms in Las Vegas.

Hopefully, Adam Levine didn't try to hit that. You never know, though.

With Rumer Willis is Sara Ramirez, who plays Dr. Callie Torres - the third leg of the worst love triangle ever with George O'Malley (T.R. Knight) and Izzie Stevens (Katherine Heigl) on Grey's Anatomy. Maybe they're friends?

Who the heck knows. Let's just hope there were no pics of a nude Rumer Willis wearing a dunce cap taken later in the night after a few drinks were consumed.

We've seen Rumer Willis blonde, Rumer Willis with short, straight hair and a nude Rumer Willis wearing nothing but a dunce cap. So believe us when we tell you that it takes a lot to catch our staff members off guard.

This Rumer Willis photo did the trick, though.

Don't get us wrong. We like that Rumer shows off her natural looks instead of getting plastic surgery like Heidi Montag, drowning her insecurities in alcohol like Lindsay Lohan or wearing no pants like Britney Spears.

But you have got to do something about this hair, girl ...

Rumer Willis poses for the camera after sticking a fork in a toaster.