Silly us. We will never again doubt Jersey Shore's ability to lower the bar. Just when you think it cannot get more tasteless or hilarious, you are proven wrong.

Not one week goes by that we, as viewers, aren't introduced to fist fights, terrible grammar, pseudonyms for bodily functions and thoroughly revolting situations.

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Last night on Jersey Shore, the fallout from Vinny's smushing session with Angelina lingered. Meanwhile, Situation exceeded even his own standards for creepiness.

Airing as the MTV Video Music Awards lead-in, the special Sunday episode did not lack for humor, drama or sleaziness. These people need to be tested. Now.

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"I'm definitely not a saint. If I walked into a church, I'd probably burst into flames to be honest with you ... But I think that I can probably talk my way out of the hole I dug. I mean, how deep is a grave?" - Ronnie Magro

The great thing about this line, one of many great Jersey Shore quotes from last night's episode, is that Ron probably really believed it. Sammi is that pathetic.

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The rest of us have known about it for weeks, but Jersey Shore star Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola reportedly left the show late last week after watching some early Season Two episodes that reveal Ronnie Magro creepin' on random hoes.

As we've seen pretty much all season so far, Ron has been getting absolutely rip$h!t drunk, mauling any grenade or land mine in sight, then crawling back in bed with Sammi. It's an ugly situation. He's extremely dirty and she's pretty naive.

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Creepin': adj. 1. To sneak about unnoticed and in mysterious fashion; typically but not necessarily to convey the message that one is a sexual being. 2. To cheat.

Last night on Jersey Shore, Ronnie continued his sleazy, drunken antics, Angelina sort of made up with peeps and Vinny may have done the unthinkable.

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As Jersey Shore goes, Season 2, Episode 2 ("The Hangover") was not among the greatest. How could it be with the primary focus on Sammi and Ronnie?

While Ronnie pretended not to remember what he did the night before, Sammi gave him the cold shoulder ... until she came around for the 293rd time.

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The greatness/awfulness that is Jersey Shore is back. As advertised, Season 2 features a new shore (pity Miami Beach), but the same crazy. And then some.

We were concerned that the cast's celebrity status would diminish the show's luster, but the genuineness of these characters (for better or worse) was there.

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A New Jersey judge agreed to hear a lawsuit claiming producers of Jersey Shore engaged in a "criminal enterprise" by profiting from fights featuring the stars.

By airing fights the Jersey Shore cast engaged in and deliberately provoked, attorney Eugene LaVergne of Long Branch argues that the show violated the law.

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The Jersey Shore cast needs to hit the beach or something. They're looking kind of aimless in these photos from a recent day out and about in Miami.

Seriously, they look bored. It must not be the same in South Beach without the sights and sounds of Karma and Ronnie pummeling boardwalk idiots.

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Ronnie Magro Biography

Sammi and Ronnie Ronnie Magro stars on Jersey Shore on MTV. He is a muscle-bound hothead but a softie at heart. He's currently dating Sammi from the show.... More »
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Ronnie Magro