The gang invented a new means of extracting grenades, Deena revealed her inner freak, Sammi and Ronnie came to blows (again), Snooki bought a stripper pole and so much more in an epic night of Jersey Shore debauchery.
Just when you think they can't outdo themselves once again ...
THG breaks down all the best Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the MTV show, as always, in its trademark +/- recap below:
SOUND THE ALARM: Vinny rescues The Situation.
It's more like a Grenade Horn, but the Grenade Whistle is a fitting prop for a group of guys so dedicated to extracting the less-attractive females. Plus 8.
Of course, they could simply not bring said females back home, so ... Minus 7.
Vinny sounds the grenade whistle to rescue Sitch. What are friends for? Plus 4.
The Situation goes upstairs to borrow a condom from Ronnie and lets it slip to Sammi that Ronnie is talking to JWoww. What an instigator. Minus 6.
Snooki and Jenni bring home a couple of bitches. Pomeranians, looks like. Plus 5.