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Is Deena Nicole Cortese actually bisexual, or just putting on a show for MTV cameras? Unclear. Did she just pull a robbery on Sitch and Vinny? Quite clear!

That was not a Jersey Shore plot line we saw coming. The exposing of Sitch and Snook's smush session and the Ron-Sam reconciliation, however, felt inevitable.

As always, we've recapped all the top Jersey Shore quotes and moments for you below. Let's break last night's episode, "Twinning," THG +/- style!

Deena Girl-on-Girl Action

Snooki wants to grab a glass of wine with Ron before GTL. Lush. Minus 4.

He plans to have "the conversation" with Sam soon, he says. We're already feeling a bit scared, emotionally drained, and excited for the fireworks. Plus 5.

Snook feels Luigi's "weiner" at the gym. He nods and laughs, since he doesn't understand. Or maybe he does, which would be even funnier. Plus 3.

Deena is gettin' some Lean Cuisine. NOTE: Not the frozen dinner. Minus 2.

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Single Ronnie made a return to Jersey Shore last night, while Pauly and Deena channeled Season 3 Snooki and Vinny with their potential, awkward "romance."

As for Season 4 Snooki, she was having issues with Jionni, and guess who was there to help her through them? This Situation? Not a good situation.

The second episode of the season offered plenty of amusing Jersey Shore quotes, as always, but the major drama of the summer is still to come.

Let's break down the second episode of the summer, THG +/- style!

Pauly and Deena

Minus 5 for the immediate continuation of the "romantic" scene with Pauly and Deena that was in our heads for days after the Season 4 premiere.

Ronnie is on the phone with a girl. Not named Sam. Or his mom! Her name's Hannah, and she's been "helping him get through some stuff." Stuff, he says ... It has a name, you know. A nickname, even: S-W-E-E-T-H-E-A-R-T. Plus 7.

Deena takes a spill as they return home. So predictable. Minus 4.

Pauly totes pretends to be passed out so he doesn't have to hit it or be forced to express overtly that he doesn't wish to hit it. Classic move. Plus 8.

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Jersey Shore fans know Ronnie and Sammi's relationship is volatile to say the least. This fact isn't lost on their fellow cast members, either.

In a preview from tonight's episode, Vinny Guadagnino takes Sammi Giancola to task for her erratic behavior around Ronne Ortiz-Magro.

"I'm done with him and you being drunk," Vinny tells her.

"When Ronnie and Sammi are drunk, they turn into different people and there's no getting through to them," he later reasons in the clip.

Fed-up roommates Deena Nicole Cortese and Jenni "JWoww" Farley agree.

"This needs to stop! You're not in high school and you need to grow up and find a happy medium," JWoww says of the recurring spats.

Giancola, naturally, reacts in non-Sweetheart fashion.

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Taking the MTV phenomenon they've created abroad, the cast members of Jersey Shore certainly didn't waste time getting down to business in Italy.

As the description on our Comcast digital guide put it, "violence," "intensely sexual situations" and "intensely suggestive dialogue" were prevalent.

While the season premiere didn't quite live up to the hype, it did set up a couple of key story arcs and offer plenty of amusing Jersey Shore quotes.

Let's break down the fourth season opener, THG +/- style!

Boning Up

Snooki shows off a pair of I Heart Vinny underwear as she packs. Plus 4.

"No granatos." - Vinny, boning up on his Italian and simultaneously conveying what he will not be boning in Italia. Allegedly. Amazing. Plus 9.

"I'll bring guys home, but I won't do sex." - Deena. Lie. Minus 6.

Uncle Nino said something ... well, it was authentic. Plus 8, because we really hope to see more of this guy. Same goes for Single Ronnie.

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Just when you thought you'd seen everything.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola from Jersey Shore celebrated their final few days in Italy with a night out at 21 club last weekend.

However, rather than end their trip with one last blowout, the group left after a few hours and headed home, arriving back at their pad happy as clams.

With another pay raise secured for season five, RonSam and their cohorts have a lot to smile about. But still, when's the last time you saw pics like this?!

  • Sammi Giancola and Ronnie Magro Photo
  • Sammi Giancola, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro

Approximately five minutes after these jovial photos were taken, death threats were exchanged and the cops were called. Just kidding ... well, probably.

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When Ronnie Magro isn't doling out beatings to The Situation in Italy, he and the rest of the cast have been dishing out pizzas at a parlor in Florence.

Apparently a rival pizza place in town - along with a majority of the locals in the European country - has already taken great offense to the idea.

"Munaciello Pizzeria has placed a bright green sign in their window that says, 'Tamarri Americans: Jersey Shore' .... no thank you," says a source.

Tamarri is Italian slang that can be roughly translated as yokel or uncultured idiot. Yup, that pretty much sums it up nicely. But they look happy:

Snooki and Ron

No fellow cast members were beaten during the making of this pizza.

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Jersey Shore's Ronnie beat up The Situation in Italy this week.

While it's not entirely clear why, it's also not hard to venture a guess. After Ronnie Magro and Sammi Giancola got into a nuclear blowout (shocker, we know), Mike somehow got in the middle of it (another shocker, we know).

Ronnie then delivered a beatdown, and proceeded to mock Situation by stealing his douche-tastic move of lifting his shirt and flashing his abs to fans on the street.

  • Ronnie Magro, Bandage
  • Situation Post-Beating

THE AFTERMATH: Ron cut up his hand pretty good rearranging Sitch's face, which he tried (in vain) to hide from photographers today for the first time in his life.

This is Ronnie's third violent incident documented on Jersey Shore. Two of the three - his "One Shot" KO of Stephen Izzo and pounding of Sitch - were well received by fans. His near domestic abuse of Sam? Not so much.

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Apparently Jersey Shore drama extends beyond international borders.

Ronnie and The Situation got into a major fist fight with each other last night in Italy, according to TMZ, and based on the post-brawl images, well...

Let's just say someone won and someone lost. And let's just say Sitch was not the winner. Anyone surprised after he's antagonized Ron for years?!

  • Ortiz-Magro
  • Italia

The two arrived separately back to their apartment hours ago, with The Situation showing some red marks across his face and in particular around his left eye.

Ronnie's knuckles were torn up and bleeding.

Details around the fight are still unclear but reports say, astonishingly, that it all began with a blowout argument between Ronnie Magro and Sammi Giancola.

Somehow we're guessing Frank Sorrentino may be quietly smiling after reading this report. Dude had it coming. More details and bloody knuckles to follow ...

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Ronnie Magro says he's too young for a relationship. Young, immature, unstable, abusive. Call it what you want, he and Sam are done. DONE!!!!! GET OWWWT!!!!!

After the latest blowup between the lovebirds on the Jersey Shore Season 3 finale, Ronnie and the inaccurately nicknamed Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola broke up.

They're actually still broken up, too, which is like a record for them.

Sammi, Ronnie Pic

"Some people are just toxic to each other," Magro tells Life & Style, saying that despite trying to make the rocky romance work, he just can't take it anymore.

When Sammi lied about hooking up with Arvin, Ron needed space. "Cheating is where I draw the line," he says, adding that he's too young for a relationship.

Ronnie's 25. Sammi's 24, and only hooked up with Arvin at age 21. Like forever ago. "It was like everything at once came tumbling down," she laments.

"We're better off career- and health-wise figuring out what we need for ourselves," Ron says, in probably the most intelligent statement he's ever made.

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Jersey Shore's third season ended not with a bang, but with a thud. After 13 weeks, we're as exhausted by Sammi and Ronni as the reality stars themselves.

There were many fun, hilarious times in Season 3, but the enduring image will be that of a couple so desperately in love ... and so loathsome of one another.

As always, THG breaks down some of the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes in our official +/- recap below. For the last time until Italy, let's DO THIS:

Ronnie and Sammi Fight Again

Breaking up is hard to do. For you. It's REALLY hard for these idiots.

We pick up where we left off last week. OMG, Ron and Sam are SO in a fight! Did she make out with Arvin? Did she text Arvin to meet up? Do we care? Minus 9.

Arvin: "Sam, we made out before." Sam: "No, we haven't." Arvin: "Yeah, we have." Sam: "No, we haven’t." Plus 4, because is there that much of a gray area?

Is it just us or is Vinny becoming kind of an ass these days? Minus 5.

Whoa, the Snitch-uation apologizes to Sam for meddling. Plus 3.

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Ronnie Magro Biography

Sammi and Ronnie Ronnie Magro stars on Jersey Shore on MTV. He is a muscle-bound hothead but a softie at heart. He's currently dating Sammi from the show.... More »
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