Ron Jeremy as a big penis. Why else would he be a porn star?
Ron Jeremy: Alert, Awake, Thankful for Technology
It takes more than multiple surgeries and a heart aneurysm to prevent Ron Jeremy from becoming erect… in bed, that is, as the porn star has offered up photographic evidence of his improving condition.
Jeremy was hospitalized a week ago and even placed in critical condition, but his rep tells TMZ the actor is "alert and awake and in his own room on the road to recovery."
Ron Jeremy, Federline's Mom Party
Every time we believe that the adventures of Britney Spears and her aspiring rap star husband, Kevin Federline, cannot get any weirder, the bar is somehow raised yet again.
Try and wrap your brain around this one. The Gossip has learned from the celebrity stalkers at the New York Post that, during Federline's recent trip to Vegas to shoot his upcoming music disgrace video, his mother was spotted partying in a VIP sky box at Tao Las Vegas.