Attention, Keith Olbermann: You can stop searching now. We've tracked down The Worst Person in the World.
Meet Romeo Rose. This Texas-based bachelor recently started a website called "Sleepless in Austin," telling readers they can receive a $1,500 finder's fee for helping him meet a girlfriend.
Provided she isn't fat... or promiscuous... or has ever slept with a black man, that is.
And the request landed Rose on Huff Post Live, as he conducted an interview today that makes the Barilla Pasta chairman seem tolerant.
Rose described overweight women as "repulsive" and compared African-Americans to monkeys, while insisting he isn't racist because he wears a Black Panther t-shirt.
If you can stand it, watch the full Q&A with Rose now and try to resist the urge to throw your computer out a window as you do: