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Robert Pattinson has officially crushed our hopes and dreams.

In Cannes to promote Maps to the Stars, the actor talked to Variety about his film career and shot down any talk of another Twilight Saga movie.

"I couldn't do another Twilight movie," the 28-year old told the publication. "I'm too old."

Too old?!? Robert, you play a vampire! They are supposed to be old! Sheesh.

Pattinson went on to say "no one thought [Twilight] would be a big deal," which of course meant everyone was gravely mistaken.

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Twilight was massively successful, wildly popular, frequently looked down upon and critically lambasted, all at the same time. A paradox, no doubt.

Still, whichever camp you're in, you should be able to appreciate this video summarizing everything wrong with the movie in six minutes of less.

As various gaffes, contradictions, inaccuracies and things that just plain make no sense pile up, the Sin Counter keeps track. How high will it go?!

Wrote CinemaSins, the comedians responsible for this piece of online gold: "You demanded it, and we suffered through watching it multiple times."

"We're scarred for life, but here's your sins video for Twilight."

It's likely no surprise to Twilight critics (or even fans) that most of the 113 "sins" tabulated here come to us courtesy of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

None of them involve Rupert Sanders, however.

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Man. Who knew Robert Pattinson despised The Twilight Saga with such passion?

We kid... mostly.

But in a funny new mased-up video, we watch as the actor discusses this franchise in detail, mocking Edward Cullen as an "axe murderer;" referring to author Stephenie Meyer as "mad;" and making fun of his fictional family for the way it uses Google.

Pattinson's sense of humor is what we all love so much about him, but it's hard not to sense a pattern here. Watch now...

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With the final installment of The Twilight Saga hitting theaters in under a month (November 16!!!), we can confirm a slew of media appearances over the next few weeks by the film's main stars.

  • Unshaven Robert Pattinson
  • Taylor Lautner on a Red Carpet

Robert Pattinson, for example, will be a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live on November 5; Late Night with Jimmy Fallon on November 8; and Ellen on November 9.

Taylor Lautner, meanwhile, will also stop by Leno on October 31; as well as The Today Show, Live with Kelly and Michael and Fallon all on November 9.

Finally, Kristen Stewart, who recently landed in Japan to promote the film abroard, will appear with Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan on November 7.

Got all that?!? Set your DVR accordingly, visit THG for videos of all their appearances and check out the latest Breaking Dawn 2 featurette now!

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There's been a lot of talk recently about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart and their much-publicized breakup.

Seriously, A LOT of talk.

But on October 2, approximately six weeks before Breaking Dawn Part 2 hits theaters, fans will have a chance to remember this pair as a loving couple: on that date, Entertainment Weekly releases "Twilight: The Complete Journey," a tell-all that goes behind the scenes of the entire Saga.

Breaking Dawn 2 Poster

The book promises to reveal intimate details about what the official description summarizes as "five-year journey." It will include frank interviews set visit stories, trivia, book and movie guides and dozens of photographs.

Of course, for many, memories of the franchise may be tainted now that Pattinson and Stewart are no longer an item.

Might that change any time soon? Kristen sure hopes so. She is reportedly near a meltdown.

Does it matter to you either way? Even if Robsten remains apart, will you go see Breaking Dawn Part 2?

 

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Later today, and then especially in the pages of its latest issue, Entertainment Weekly will give Twihards their first full look at Mackenzie Foy in the mega important role of Renesmee.

But we couldn't wait that long to give readers a glance.

But Liking the magazine's Facebook page, THG has been granted access to the following photo, which features Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson shielding the young star from the camera... but we can still see her! Come on out, Renesmee, we won't bite...

It's Renesmee!

The final installment of The Twilight Saga will be released on November 16. So far, fans have been teased with a handful of character posters, along with one brief Breaking Dawn trailer.

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Fans have waited years to see Bella and Edward tie the knot, and for the wedding scene, and for the Breaking Dawn sex scene, and for ... well, everything.

Like Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows: Part 2, the end of the Twilight saga - split into two parts this November and next - will be a bittersweet affair.

In Entertainment Weekly's new cover story, the three stars of the franchise reflect on its epic conclusion, which proved equally climactic for them as well.

Read the full story here and see dueling EW covers below ...

Taylor Lautner EW Cover

Coming this fall: Love, sex, death and one very strange baby.

To hear the stars tell it, Breaking Dawn Parts 1 and 2 involved brutal, globe-trotting shoots and scenes far darker, bloodier, and more polarizing than before.

The birth of Renesmee, says Kristen Stewart who appears with Robert Pattinson on one cover, "is really effective, and I’ve heard it really hits you in the face."

If audiences haven’t matured with Twilight yet, they’re about to grow up fast.

Are you ready, fans? Somehow we have a hunch that you'll be up for it.

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Welcome to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

Robert Pattinson. Taylor Lautner. Kristen Stewart. Put them all together at the People's Choice Awards and you've got the latest edition of our fun feature.

Smiling Robert

All you have to do is think of a caption for the photo and fire off a comment below. Leave one. Leave 20. It's up to you. We'll announce a winner Monday!

Best of luck and get to it ...

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Team Edward or Team Jacob?

It's no longer a question reserved for Twihards, or pop culture followers in general. Supreme Court Justice nominee Elena Kagan was actually asked which side she's on during confirmation hearings this week.

On a Mall Tour

But forget future judges. On which end of this debate do Jersey Shore stars and country singers fall? A handful of celebrities were asked to pledge their allegiance to Edward or Jacob this week and replied with the following:

Snooki: I’m Team Edward just because he’s very sexy, but then again, I’m Team Jacob because he has potential guido status.

The Situation: I don’t think I’m on any team on that one because I like women. But on the other hand, I am fans of them both, I think they’re both great actors.

Julianne Hough: I’m in love with Edward.

Martina McBride: Well, Edward’s really cute, I think he’s very romantic, but I think probably Jacob is a healthier relationship. He seems to care. He’s not as obsessive. It’s a little more well-rounded.

Brooklyn Decker: I’m Team Bella. I’m always rooting for her. I think she’s the atypical heroine, and a lot of people relate to that.

Cheyenne Kimball: I’m totally Team Edward. I used to read the books when I was 17, and I wanted so badly to meet a vampire named Edward and fall in love.

Rachel Reinart: I’m Team Vampire Diaries. I don’t watch Twilight. I have a huge crush on both of the dudes. They’re hot.

Serena Williams: I’m obsessed with Robert Pattinson.

Interesting. But enough from these celebs. Let's hear from THG readers. Which team are YOU on?

 

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In the fantasy world of many Twilight Saga fans, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart would be married, with oodles of adorable babies on the way.

However, despite what some celebrity gossip tabloids tell you, this isn't happening.

But Christian Serratos - who plays Angela Weber in the film franchise - told E! News last night that Edward and Bella fans will be quite excited over the hot and heavy action in the movies ahead.

"I doubt it'll go R-rated," Serratos said. "But I think everyone is going to get exactly what they want [in the sequels]."

Hmmm... if that were the case, Eclipse would be rated NC-17. (Of course, fans anxious for that sort of Twilight Saga action are actually in luck, thanks to Jenna Haze!)

A sexy sign of things to come, Edward plants a long, wet one on Bella in this shot form New Moon.