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New Moon spoiler alert:

In the upcoming sequel to Twilight, Edward Cullen runs away because his love for Bella Swan is simply too dangerous.

In real life, however, the exact opposite scenario is playing out for Cullen's portrayer, Robert Pattinson. His love for Kristen Stewart may be a major risk, but, like Meatloaf, the actor will do anything for it!

Like thumb his (hot!) nose at the movie studio, a source tells OK! in its latest issue.

“The producers took Rob and Kris aside and told them to keep their relationship under wraps for a few more months,” said an insider. “But they’re so much in love, they can’t keep their hands off each other.”

Of course they can't. Have producers seen Robert Pattinson?!? It's hard enough for us to keep our hands off our computer screen right now.

Summit Entertainment, the studio behind the Twilight Saga, is reportedly worried that a full-fledged Robsten romance will ruin the allure of the Jacob/Bella relationship in New Moon.

“They’re crazy about each other, and they want to shout it from the rooftops,” said a source on the Eclipse set, as the third film in the franchise is currently shooting in Vancouver. “But they’re also part of this massive machine called Twilight and producers have this thing timed with scientific precision. They don’t want Rob and Kristen to tell the world about their relationship until the time is right.”

Good luck getting Robert on board with that, however! The actor is too smitten with his co-star to keep his feelings under wraps, the same source adds.

“Rob’s whole world is Kristen. I’m surprised he even knows his lines because he’s so absorbed with her. He has no time whatsoever for his guy friends and has cut virtually everyone off so he can spend every waking moment with Kristen. He’s all about his woman.”

Makes sense. After all, according to the tabloid pictured above, Pattinson and Stewart are engaged. Wouldn't you choose your future wife over work?

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Think you're a big fan of New Moon?

Please.

Until you carve the faces of Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson into 24 acres of your farm, you've got a very long way to go.

That's exactly what the owners of Black Island Farms in Syracuse, Utah have done, as they've created a maze through these actor's maize mugs that will be open to the public from September 24 through October 31.

Unless you're Kristen Stewart, this adventure is likely the closest you'll ever get to the beautiful Brit. Check our an aerial view of the New Moon tribute:

This, of course, is not the first time Twilight Saga fans have gone beserk over the movie franchise. Let's not forget about that complete nut job who reacted to the first New Moon trailer like it was a message from above.

What do you think of this corn field? Cool? Or totally and utterly ridiculous?

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Less than three months away from the premiere of New Moon, the PR machine for this Twilight Saga sequel is about to go into mega-drive.

For example, set your DVR for this Sunday night's MTV Video Music Awards, as a new trailer for the film will be aired.

Similarly, another poster for the wildly-anticipated movie has been released. This may be fan-made, it may be studio-sponsored, but one thing is clear:

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson look as hot as ever in it. Prepare to drool in 3... 2... 1...

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Bad news, American teenagers:

You have competition around the globe for Robert Pattinson.

In just a couple years time, the actor has gone from a random recurring character in the Harry Potter series to an A-list star that anchors the most popular movie franchise on the planet.

He was featured earlier this week in Premiere, a French publication, speaking on his "Zen" attitude towards fame.

Now, he's the cover by for a Bulgarian magazine. We' love to tell you what it's called, or what the headline reads, but it's difficult enough for our staff to understand Britney Spears' speak. Please don't ask us to interpret another language.

Just ogle away at Pattinson like usual and count down the days until New Moon hits theaters...

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are NOT engaged. Ignore any celebrity gossip stories to the contrary.

However, the Twilight Saga co-stars are "very much together," insiders told E! News, a reliable outlet for information.

"Everyone who wasn't directly involved in the whole situation obviously speculated about what was going on between them, but lately it's become clear to anyone who works with them: Rob and Kristen are very much together," sources on set told the entertainment network.

Spoiler alert: Bella and Edward get married in the Twilight Saga. Will reality imitate art between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart?

As for rumors that Pattinson was dating Nikki Reed, the same insider said that actress "is out of the picture [and] has been for a long time."

Reports that Taylor Lautner has created tension between Robert and Kristen also appear to have been premature.

Indeed, the couple is together and happy - but this frightens the Eclipse cast, studio and crew members. What if the relationship sours? How will the affect filming and marketing for the franchise?

Even the most fairy tale-like romances come to an end. Just look at Jennifer and Brad; Jessica and Nick; Levi and Bristol.

Stay strong, Robsten. We're all rooting for you!

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Bravo, OK! magazine. You've taken the art of the attention-grabbing supermarket tabloid headline to new heights/depths.

In its latest issue, this celebrity gossip rag boldly states that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are engaged. But, like any credit card or mortgage application, one must read the fine print.

The sub-headline states that Rob proposed to Kristen on set, which is true... in the movie they're filming! As any Twilight Saga fan knows, Edward and Bella agree to marry in Eclipse.

Inside the issue, sources don't say a word about any engagement between Pattinson and Stewart, though insiders do confirm the couple crashes together in Rob’s suite at the Sheraton Vancouver Wall Centre and is very cute in between takes.

“If Kristen is looking for Rob, she’ll say, ‘Has anyone seen my husband?’’’ said a source. “And Rob loves to say, ‘Have you met my lovely wife, Kristen?’ It’s cute. They’re like a couple of love-struck teenagers.”

But these rumored new roommates are trying to keep the PDA to a minimum, insiders confirm, saving "real kisses for after the sun goes down... when you see them disappear into their hotel."

How come?

Continue Reading...

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Whether or not they're dating (and, yes, they most definitely are!), Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have something in common: a refreshing view of fame.

Last month, Stewart referred to acting as a "weird and dreamy fantasy land," as she seemed far more confused about her celebrity status than spoiled by it.

In the latest issue of French magazine Premiere, meanwhile, Pattinson is equally taken aback.

He says he first realized he was a member of Hollywood's A-list at this year's Cannes Film Festival in May. Check out gorgeous photos of the actor from that event now and then read about his revelation there:

"I was in a restaurant during a break, and when I came out two hours later, 500 people were waiting for me at the exit. It was total chaos. I'm sure that if I told one of those girls 'come, let's go have breakfast,' she would have been totally embarrassed and would never scream my name again."

That's only because she'd be perpetually speechless, Rob.

There's just one response to seeing Robert Pattinson cover a French magazine: Voulez vous couchez avec moi c'est soir?

Overall, don't expect to ever hear our favorite pretend vampire complain about fame.

"If tomorrow I say 'OK, I've had enough we're stopping everything' it won't change anything. Might as well try to accept it and stay Zen as I have no control over it. It's not always easy. But whining won't change anything."

With three more Twilight Saga films on the way, it's likely to get even harder for Pattinson. But with a grounded, handsome head on his shoulders, we think he'll be okay.

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While the housing market inches toward recovery, Kristen Stewart is reportedly doing the best she can to jumpstart new home sales.

A source told The National Enquirer that Stewart is searching for a new residence. But not just any new residence!

"Kristen wants a super-romantic place to share with Rob in Los Angeles," said the insider.

And why shouldn't she? The latest round of reports regarding these co-stars pretty much confirm that they are dating happily.

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The West Hollywood pad Kristen allegedly has her eye on is a three-bedroom estate, replete with a pool, hot tub (ooohhh yeah!) and several fireplaces.

"She’s been calling it their ‘future love nest,'" the source added.

"Kristen showed Rob the photos and he thought it was perfect. Even though Kristen is buying it, she wants Rob to be happy with it, too."

Awww, that's sweet. Let's just hope rumors of Taylor Lautner coming between this couple are false - and that Stewart avoids risky adjustable-rate mortgages!

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While women around the country might habve dirty thoughts about Robert Pattinson, we've discovered a new way to get close to the Twilight Saga star:

Clean yourself up!

A keen Toronto manufacturer has come out with a set of Robert Pattinson shower curtains, as shown below. The only problems with this incredible accessory? The initial order sold out instantly; and owners of them might never leave the bathroom.

The curtains feature a three-foot tall headshot of the actor, hand-pained and in full-on Edward Cullen mode.

They've been on sale at Etsy.com, so we encourage readers to visit that site often and see if a new set has been released. Or just keep coming back to this page and ogle until your heart is content. Either way.

Robert Pattinson Shower Curtain
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In Eclipse, Edward faces off with Riley.

In the end (spoiler alert!!!), everyone's favorite vampire gets the best of the young man turned to the darkside by Victoria.

Will the same be said for the men that play these roles?

Robert Pattinson, of course, takes on the character of Edward Cullen in the Twilight Saga; while relative newcomer Xavier Samuel stars as Riley.

They are both easy on the eyes, and they both like to wear dark sunglasses. But you can only choose to have sex with one of these stars. Vote wisely...

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Who would you rather...

 

In other sexual fantasy news, fans are split on whether they'd prefer to bone Pattinson or Taylor Lautner. After voting in this poll, go share your thoughts on the possiiblity of shagging one of these Twilight Saga hotties.

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