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Why simply dream about Robert Pattinson when you could snuggle up to this hunk of an actor every night?

That's what etsy.com hopes Twilight Saga fans are asking themselves, as the website is offering insane dedicated followers a Robert Pattinson "Manllow" (half man, half pillow) for the reasonable price of $15.

Lucky Bike

It bills the product with the following description:

For all the twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Edward Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one.

Unfortunately, the bedmate is currently sold out. But keeping checking etsy.com in the coming days to see when it restocks the item and gives fans a chance to make like Kristen Stewart...

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"Rob and Emilie are gifted actors who really like each other. And the movie reveals them in a whole new way."
Remember Me director, Allen Coulter

Such praise for Robert Pattinson and Emile de Ravin's performance in this upcoming relationship drama has Twilight Saga fans both excited and worried.

Hot Trio

Excited because this is an opportunity to see Pattinson in a new, hot light; worried because on-set rumors hinted at a romance between Robert and Emile that went beyond the script.

We doubt that's true, though, because Pattinson hates vaginas. He also seems committed to Kristen Stewart.

But Rob and Emile are featured in the latest issue of Vogue.

The chemistry between the co-stars is clear, as Pattinson replied to a question about filming Remember Me with:

"It was the most ridiculous experience. You're trying to stay in character and you're trying to walk down the street, but all those people keep reminding you that you're not this character, you're..."

"A show pony," de Ravin interrupted, as the pair burst into laughter.

Robert will soon return to the vampire world in this summer's Eclipse, but will fans look at him the same way after they see him make out with someone not named Bella Swan? You tell us.

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Two new photos from Eclipse have been leaked, and each is OMG-worthy for its own reason.

First, fans can get their first look at Bryce Dallas Howard as Victoria. The actress controversially took over this key role from Rachelle Lefevre after the latter portrayed the character for the first two Twilight Saga films.

A Premiere Couple

In the scene below, Victoria is not getting along very well with Edward, is she?

Meanwhile, the second Eclipse image truly has fans buzzing. For what reason? It's a simple equation:

Kristen Stewart + Robert Pattinson - A couple shirt buttons + A steamy embrace = YOU BETTER CHECK OUT THE PHOTO BELOW RIGHT THIS VERY INSTANT.

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We wrote too soon.

Upon reading the initially-released excerpts of Robert Pattinson's new interview with Details, we remarked that he sounded like an intelligent version of John Mayer: not racist, just clearly a deep thinker about seemingly mundane life issues.

But it sounds like Pattinson actually has a slight case of Mayer-itis, as more quotes from his magazine article have been leaked.

In the feature, the man adored by millions of women makes a startling admission: he hates vaginas! Is he joking around? For Kristen Stewart's sake, we hope so.

When asked about his shoot with numerous nude women (as pictured below,) here's what Rob has to say...

I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."

With Topless Woman

WTF?!? Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. Or in this case, the... nevermind.

A couple more Robert Pattinson pictures, each of which depicts the actor and a naked woman, are below.

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In a new interview with Details magazine, Robert Pattinson sort of makes sort like John Mayer.

No, he doesn't use ridiculously offensive words toward African-Americans and gays.

A Teen Choice

But he does respond to questions with some profound views on life, proving there's a depth to this actor that goes far beyond his good looks. So we guess we should restate that opening sentence:

Robert Pattinson sort of makes like an intelligent John Mayer. Excerpts follow...

On his fame: "I find it really funny - if I got shot, I would literally be in hysterics. I would be like, 'Are you serious? Jesus Christ, get Zac Efron! He's got more social relevance than I do."

On his life these days: "I can barely remember the last two years. Not like a haze of partying or anything like that. Just... it's been crazy."

On doing press tours: "I quite enjoyed doing press for the first Twilight... but after a bit I was ladling it out. If you want people to listen to you, you'd better have something to say. I felt a responsibility to be fascinating. You're bargaining with the audience. Is this enough for them? And that affects the way you look at art."

On his career: "Before, I felt like I couldn't break through anything, including myself. And now it feels a bit as though I've climbed along the side of my brain and am at least looking in. But I know it will take me at least another 10 years before I'm remotely satisfied with anything I do.

"But with acting you keep trying in the hopes you might be... great. But then I think, does wanting to be good or even great, or even just wanting to make art, cheapen the experience?"

Read the full interview Details.com - and click on the photos of Rob below to get even more up close and personal with this star:

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His heart may still belong to Kristen Stewart, but Robert Pattinson's words of praise are all about a different actress these days.

That's just part of the job for an actor promoting a new movie, as Pattinson stars in Remember Me, scheduled for a March 12 release.

He'll share both the screen and a few lip locks with Emilie de Ravin, who portrays his character's love interest in the drama. Earlier this week, Robert spoke to Entertainment Tonight about the Lost star.

“I was shooting the end New Moon in Italy and we were going through casting for [Remember Me]. The director said, ‘I think I found this girl I think you’ll find quite interesting,’ and sent me this e-mail with her audition tape.

"My Internet connection was so slow that I could only get the beginning, which was her messing up for about 35 seconds. She was really funny messing up and kind of quite charismatic... I thought she was actually doing the scene and kind of just improvising with it and just making it up.”

How will these two mesh on screen? Very well, based on the photo below. Will you go see Remember Me?

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Settle down, Robsten supporters.

There was a bit of Internet buzz yesterday that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had broken up, or at least taken a break from seeing each other.

But E! News has clarified its original report and now states the following: Rob and Kristen are very much together and quite happy, but multiple movie studio executives would like them to cool off just a bit.

"Let's just say Rob and Kristen got a slap on the wrist," said an insider. "Everyone, from their management to the studios involved in their upcoming movies, is worried [Rob and Kristen] will start to become... distracted."

This concern seems a bit misguided, considering how rarely the couple is actually seen together and how mature each side handles the relationship.

But there are a lot of jobs and a lot of money at stake on each actor's next film - The Runaways for Stewart and Remember Me for Pattinson - and sources say higher-ups wish to make sure that Pattinson and Stewart have their eyes on the proverbial ball.

Of course, these same suits will be pushing Robert and Kristen to travel everywhere together when it's time to promote Eclipse. It can't be easy to date in Hollywood.

Hang in there, you two!

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Forget last night's Grammy Awards and tomorrow's announcement of Oscar nominations.

The most controversial awards ceremony around revealed its nominees today, and we can think of a few (million) tweens that won't be happy with the results.

Both Miley Cyrus and Robert Pattinson are up for Razzies, which celebrate the worst of the big screen each year. We've posted the 2009 categories/nominees below and expect to hear a lot from Beyonce and Sandra Bullock fans, as well...

WORST PICTURE OF 2009
"All About Steve"
"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
"Land of the Lost"
"Old Dogs""
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

  • Torn Jeans
  • Pretty Patt

WORST ACTOR OF 2009
All Three Jonas Brothers, "Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience"
Will Ferrell, "Land of the Lost"
Steve Martin, "Pink Panther 2"
Eddie Murphy, "Imagine That"
John Travolta, "Old Dogs"

WORST ACTRESS Of 2009
Beyonce, "Obsessed"
Sandra Bullock, "All About Steve"
Miley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"
Megan Fox, "Jennifer’s Body" and "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
Sarah Jessica Parker, "Did You Hear About the Morgans?"

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009
Candice Bergen, "Bride Wars"
Ali Larter, "Obsessed"
Sienna Miller, "G.I. Joe"
Kelly Preston,"Old Dogs"
Julie White, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009
Billy Ray Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"
Hugh Hefner (as himself), "Miss March"
Robert Pattinson, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"
Jorma Taccone, "Land of the Lost"
Marlon Wayans, "G.I. Joe"

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They may dress very differently, but Lady GaGa and Robert Pattinson have something in common:

Each has been immortalized as a comic book hero.

Bluewater Productions has come out with a preview of its new line, Fame. The first installment featured GaGa, while the latest will focus on the world's most popular fake vampire.

This 32-page novel doesn't come out until May, but as the Web's foremost source for Twilight Saga news and gossip, THG has an early look at R. Patt in this new form:

Comic Book Rob

The issue delves into the celebrity's music, modeling and film roles. Said author Kim Sherman:

"I chose to conceptualize A-lister Robert Pattinson from a unique perspective, immersing the reader into the life of the talented actor beyond his most famous role."

Will you buy this comic book when it comes out? Or are we inching dangerously close to overexposure for the handsome star?

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Twilight Saga fans are in for a major shock this spring: Robert Pattinson will appear on the big screen in a very un-Edward-like role.

As Tyler in Remember Me, Pattinson fights with his (human) father, deals with a tragedy and falls for a blonde.

The actor spoke about the role in a new interview, explaining what drew him to the character:

“I remember reading the script and thinking that I like the flow of the dialogue. It was just different and in a lot of ways, other lead male characters in other films seem like just a vessel: naive and ridiculously innocent, so audiences could feel along with him. But Tyler didn’t feel like that."

While this drastic change to Robert's on-screen persona might be jarring, have no fear: the guy is still smokin hot. As proof, we present a pair of recently-leaked outtakes from a photo shoot with Entertainment Weekly:

EW Outtake

Because it's always more fun to look at Pattinson than merely read his quotes, check out the aforementioned interview below.

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Robert Pattinson Biography

Red-Haired Hunk Robert Pattinson wasn't a household name... until he starred in Twilight. Now, the British actor is well on his way to the A-list.... More »
Born
Birthplace
London, England
Full Name
Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson Quotes

I hate any reference to my name. I wish people would just completely invent a new one.

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Up until I was 12 my sisters used to dress me up as a girl and introduce me as Claudia!

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