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This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the gang visited Oprah.

Yes, Oprah Winfrey is now using the Kardashians for ratings/relevance.

How did this stack up with last week's tales from the krypt in terms of entertainment value? We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

Kris Jenner is full-on GIDDY about Oprah. It's like a sign that all of her momagering and puppet mastering has paid off in the past 10 years. Minus 30.

Oprah grills Scott Disick on being the black sheep of the family (not true, he's not even technically part of the family as he won't propose). Minus 20.

"I definitely have some asshole tendencies." - Scott. Plus 15.

O then asks Kim (below) if dating Kanye West is just a publicity stunt. Plus 15, as pretty much everything Kim does is, so this question is obligatory.

Speaking of 'Ye, he decides it's time for his girl to change his look so he brings over a stylist and a whole new wardrobe for her. Weird, but nice? Plus 10.

Kim: "Kanye has definitely given me a push to see more of what's out there in the world, so that's definitely a good thing." It still ranks second to the feverish pushing Ray J gave her back in the day, but nice sentiment. Plus 5.

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Rihanna may view Chris Brown as the love of her life, but the singer considered Rob Kardashian the date of her Saturday this weekend, as photographic evidence points to the pair spending a whole lot of time together.

TMZ has posted pics of Kardashian and Rihanna go-karting and then partying last night at Playhouse in Hollywood.

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There were actually rumors of a fling between this expected pair in February, but little has been heard about them as an item since.

Rob, in fact, is getting both hot and heavy with Rita Ora, as sources confirm the couple recently got each other's names tattooed on their hands.

So might Kardashian and Rihanna simply have been hanging out as friends? Of course. But what fun would that be to speculate about?!?

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With the exception of Scott's entertainment value and Kourtney's water birth experiment, the bulk of the current season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians has centered on the family matriarch, "momager" Kris Jenner.

Someone's gonna come out with a tell-all one of these years, and not just about Todd Waterman. This woman is out of control. Last night, for example, she became fixated, obsessively, on the great beyond. How did that turn out?

We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

Kris Jenner, Coffin

Kris plans an outing to the cemetery, tries out caskets and decides what kind of floral arrangements she'd like at her funeral, etc. She's 56 and healthy. Minus 10.

In true Kris fashion, she goes BALLS OUT to secure spots for herself, Bruce, and all the Jenner/Odom family members. A little over the top. Minus 20.

"I'm into the mausoleum. Go hard or go home." - Kim Kardashian. Funny, the second part of that is what Ray J said when he ... forget it. Plus 5.

"Oh, the funeral business, there's a way you could extort us! Yeah, let's make some commissions on those plots baby." - Khloe. She's not wrong. Plus 5.

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Jeremy Renner is the latest true star to go off on Kim Kardashian and her family.

First, Daniel Craig referred to the Kardashians as "f-cking idiots." Then, of course, it was Jon Hamm's turn to slam Kim in particular.

More recently, - in a wide-ranging interview with The Guardian that delves into the impressive path this Oscar nominee has traveled - Renner was asked about The First Family of Reality Television and held nothing back in his response:

He referred to Kim, Khloe and company as "those ridiculous people with zero talent who spend their lives making sure everyone knows their name. Those stupid, stupid people."

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  • Kim Kardashian Goes for a Stroll

Renner is enjoying a tremendous 2012, having starred in mega hits such as The Avengers and The Bourne Legacy.

But we think this is his best move yet.

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While much of the current season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians has centered on the family patriarch and matriarch - namely pesky rumors of Kris Jenner cheating with Todd Waterman - the kids were back in focus Sunday.

Namely Kourtney Kardashian as she prepared to welcome baby #2.

How did she react to witnessing a water birth? And what's the rest of the gang up to? We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap:

Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian and Mason

"You beat the s--t out of me in the middle of the night with your arm," Kris tells Bruce. Keeping Up quotes we did not see coming. Plus 20.

Sleep-beatings aside, Kris is doing well and decides to head down to to San Diego to visit her mother, Mary Joe (MJ), with her daughters.

"It's hard for my mom to see her mom getting older," says pregnant Kourtney, "but that doesn't mean you shouldn't make time for them." Plus 10.

A trip to the San Diego Zoo brings back the memories and Kris decides to change her attitude toward her mother and visit more often. Plus 5.

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With rumors of Kris Jenner cheating with Todd Waterman running rampant, she decided to face the music on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Sunday.

The reality momager (how much do we hate ourselves for writing momager) finally met with her old flame for ratings/closure after 20 plus years.

"I think that this dinner has taught me a lot of things," she said afterward.

What were those things, exactly, and how did Bruce Jenner react? We break it all down for you right here, right now in THG's official +/- recap:

Jenner, Kris

When Kris tells Bruce about her epiphany, he doesn't exactly respond in kind. Plus 20 because he wouldn't be a man if he accepted that explanation.

"I don't even know how I can trust you," he says. "I can't believe you."

Have no fear, though, because Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian have an idea ... to hook mom up to a polygraph. Because that happens. Minus 40.

"We know that we're playing with fire," Kourtney says. "But if she really has nothing to hide, she shouldn't be worried about answering them." True. Plus 5.

Kris admits Kim Kardashian is her favorite. Money talks! Plus 10.

She also comes out clean as far as bilking her famous daughters and not being in love with Todd, so perhaps that will assuage fans/Bruce? Plus 10.

"I passed," Kris says afterward. "Hopefully my family will realize I've been telling the truth all along." They clearly all read the script, so yeah. Minus 30.

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Sunday on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe Kardashian Odom stood her ground and defended her marriage from her vocal, critical siblings.

Last night, on a special episode of the long-running E! reality hit, her older sister Kim Kardashian's romantic life took center stage, for better or worse.

After all, as we know, she's dating Kanye West.

"Kim and Kanye have been friends for years," Kourtney Kardashian says. "They've been hanging out lately and I have no idea if it's serious or not."

Is it?!?!?! Let's find out in THG's +/- recap!

Kim Kleave

"So, Kanye and I, you know we have a lot of things in common," Kim says. We have no idea what those things are, other than money. Minus 10.

"We both just love cars. So what's the big deal? I'm just borrowing my friend's car," she says, as if any guy lets a platonic friend do that. Minus 5.

Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and Lamar attend Scott's restaurant opening. Plus 15 for solidarity. Minus 5 for anyone else who goes to said restaurant.

"I just want to make Kourtney proud," Scott says. "She's had a lot of doubts already." Not acting like a d-bag would go a long way, but Plus 10.

Or basically pulling a no-show at your own event. Minus 90.

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On this week's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, tensions boiled over between Scott and ... well, everybody, while Kris received an unwelcome surprise.

Last week, we saw the beginnings of a Scott Disick and Bruce Jenner feud. Last night was certainly no different, as the former grew increasingly bitter.

Also, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian wore bikinis a lot.

Come along for THG's +/- Keeping Up rekap!

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Scott and Rob bust into Kendall and Kylie Jenner's suite with Rob Kardashian to scare them in the middle of the night. Pretty funny. Plus 10.

Meanwhile, Kris Jenner's lip is so swollen from an allergic reaction that she looks like a Heidi Montag plastic surgery victim. Ouch. Minus 20.

"It's God punishing you for giving Todd your email," Bruce says. OWNED! Plus 90.

Bruce and Scott have more in common than they think, though. While Bruce was making passive-aggressive digs like that, Scott was ... okay, there's nothing passive about plain refusing to get out of bed because you're pissed. Minus 10.

Hangover, schmangover, he's just sick of them all. Minus 5.

When he finally emerges, Disick immediately is criticized by the fam. "This is exactly why I didn't want to get out of bed. I have all these people nagging me at all times. I feel like I'm going to lose my mind." Dude, we feel ya. Plus 10.

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On Sunday night's installment of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the gang went on an extra special, totally relaxing, not at all staged family vacation.

Which of the girls almost pulled a no-show and why? Would Kris tell Bruce about Todd Waterman? What caused a big rift between Bruce and Scott?

Find out in THG's +/- Keeping Up recap!

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"This just doesn't feel right, like I'm sneaking around. And maybe the healthiest thing for me to do is just not see Todd." - Kris Jenner. Ya think? Plus 20.

"Ever since Kourtney got pregnant she's extra-indecisive, extra-hormonal and it's really frustrating." - Kim. Imagine how Scott feels, girlfriend. Minus 10.

At the speedway, Bruce introduces Scott as his "friend." Ouch! Plus 70.

Scott Disick is steamed and storms off, but sympathy is limited here. He may not be the worst guy in the world, but if you don't propose after that long ...

Khloe surprises the fam in the Dominican Republic early. Plus 5?

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On Sunday night's installment of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Jenner's past love life once again took center stage, and no one cared.

Seriously ... when did this become the Kris Jenner show?! Is anyone on pins and needles wondering about her book and this Todd Waterman?

Meanwhile, Scott and Kourtney partook in some fun but fake drama, Kim has some giant boobs and so on. How did everything else play out!

Find out in THG's +/- Keeping Up recap!

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Plus 70 for this quote by Scott: "Sometimes I feel a little cooped up and want to get out and socialize. Going out somewhere fun to Kourtney would be like going to a pregnancy class." Dude, you got her pregnant again. Don't whine to us.

Her solution? Send him out with Kim. She's expressionless and boring as it gets - he gets to go out, but no way he gets into trouble with her! Plus 30.

Kris Jenner is slapping balls around the tennis could when WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, the other man from her memoir happens to show up! Minus 50.

"The Todd Waterman that I left Robert Kardashian for," Kris explains. "I just can't seem to escape my past. It's been over 23 years since I've even laid eyes on him but suddenly ... it feels like just yesterday." Minus 250 for the contrived storyline.

Plus 20 for telling Bruce immediately, at least.

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