Rob Kardashian is the brother of Kim, Khloe and Kourtney. He doesn't have a ton to offer the world.

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Yesterday, we learned that Kris Jenner has filed for divorce from Bruce Jenner after over 20 years of marriage.

Since then, there have been a number of reports (many of them conflicting) about how the divorce will play out.

Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner Pic

The Jenners never signed a prenup, so it looked as though things could get ugly Bruce might end up with a lot of Kris' cash.

Sources close to the couple indicate, however, that Kris and Bruce have had so much time to prepare for the divorce that they've actually worked out what they both consider to be a fair split of their estimated $60 million fortune.

What they didn't work out, however, is the future of a property that's proved incredibly lucrative to both of them - the long-running E! reality series Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

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It's been a krazy kouple weeks for the Kardashians.

Did you hear that Kourtney Kardashian got dumped in the delivery room, despite now having yet given birth to her third child?

Or that Kim Kardashian was betrayed by her siblings? And that she's also pregnant again? And that she's been let go as a wife by Kanye West?!?

These stories would vary from interesting to shocking to emotional to dramatic... if they were remotely true.

But because Kim Kardashian and her family don't actually do anything in order to be famous (no, taking Instagram selfies doesn't count; or, sadly, maybe it does in this day and age), supermarket tabloids must make stuff up about them in order to move copy.

And make stuff up they sure do! From plastic surgery rumors to baby and cheating chatter, here's a run down off 55 recent cover stories that are hilariously untrue:

Kim Kardashian Butt Problems
Oh no! Kim Kardashian's butt won't stop growing! What will the reality star do?

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It's beginning to look more and more as though Rob Kardashian has a son.

Rob's been tweeting about his kid for years, and just last week he posted details about his plan to pick up his four-year-old from the airport.

As always, the tweet was quickly deleted, but instead of following up with an explanation that he was "just kidding," as he has in the past, this time Rob just took the post down and disappeared from social media for a while.

Yesterday, Rob tweeted, "was with my baby mama tonight," and astonishingly, he has yet to delete it.

Overweight Rob Kardashian

At this point, even Rob's Wikipedia page states that he "has repeatedly alluded to the existence of a son."

So what the hell gives?! Is this whole thing Rob's idiotic idea of a joke or is he actually hiding his toddler from the world?

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Earlier this week, the single "F-ck Love" leaked online.

Penned by Trina, it recounts her doomed relationship with French Montana and includes some very harsh language clearly aimed at Khloe Kardashian.

Trina blasts the reality star for allegedly stealing Montana from her, but while debate may rage on forever regarding whether Montana cheated, Trina cheated or both cheated, this much is certain:

The rapper isn't the first artist to slam a member of the Kardashian family in a public, musical forum.

Snoop Dogg has dissed Kim. Eminem has bashed Kim and Khloe. And remember Ray J, the man featured on the Kim Kardashian sex tape? He hit it first... and he wants to make sure everyone knows that.

Click through the following gallery to see who has hit a few negative notes when it comes to this terrible set of relatives:

RAY J
Crooned Ray J in this hilarious single: "She might move on to rappers and ballplayers, but we all know I hit it first." About whom could he be referring?!?

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Back in July, Rob Kardashian tweeted about having a son, then quickly deleted the post.

He later claimed to be only joking, but it was neither the first not the last time that Rob publicly confirmed that he's a dad. 

Overweight Rob Kardashian

Last year, Rob told friends he has a kid, shortly after posting a "shout-out" to his "son's mom" on Instagram. 

Yesterday, Rob tweeted, "I'm about to go pick my son up from the port and can't wait to watch a great movie with him...Suggestions anyone? He's 6."

He quickly deleted the tweet, but did not post a "Just kidding!" retraction as he has in the past.

So why would Rob attempt to keep his offspring under wraps, and why would he so terrible at keeping it on the down-low?

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On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 20, or part two of the season finale, we chronicle Kim's once in a lifetime journey to the altar.

Or once every few seasons, as she's currently averaging.

Whether you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online, on TV or even just read the tabloids, you know Kim married Kanye West this year.

You also know it was an epic European affair, with no expense spared. On the season finale, we finally got to see what went on behind the scenes.

It's five days before the wedding and Kendall and Kylie Jenner arrive for fittings. Kim can tell that all of her sisters (and her mom) don’t like their dresses.

Determined to make sure her friends and family have a good time and aren't caught up in a total media circus, Kim takes Jonathan Cheban to the Eiffel Tower.

Scott Disick is totally overwhelmed by the paparazzi in Paris. Rob Kardashian is too, but he's taking it even harder than Lord D in a bit of foreshadowing.

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On Sunday's part one of the Keeping Up With the Kardashians season finale, Scott finally learns that he got Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again.

Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian tells Bruce that she just wants to get this wedding over with ... so she and 'Ye can work on getting her pregnant again.

We also finally got a little back story, or at least what the E! show is planning on presenting, when it comes to Brody Jenner skipping Kim's wedding.

Kim feels bad this is "such a small ceremony" and that she can't give Brody a plus-one because she doesn't even know the girl he's dating currently.

Meanwhile, Rob Kardashian feels ugly and hasn't even said if he's going.

If you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online or on TV, you know these stories have been building (in the tabloids as well as on the program).

Now it's time to see what really went on behind the scenes for the family.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner talk to their publisher about their book Rebels: City of Indra and how they will have to really push it on social media for it to succeed.

These two youngsters push just about anything on Instagram these days.

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For the first time since he bailed on her wedding, Kim Kardashian has opened up about Rob Kardashian.

Appearing on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen yesterday, the reality star was asked why she comes across as "non-empathetic" when in regard to brother, who is clearly struggling with a number of issues and may have checked into rehab.

Kim initially said she is "so close" to Rob, who she considers among her "best friends," but...

"I'm definitely a tough love kind of person. If i don't like something that's going on in my life, I change it, and I don't sit and complain about it for a year."

Ouch! We're guessing Kim is referring to Rob's ballooning figure and she's definitely telling the truth.

She may be over the top about it, and she may be setting a horrible example for young women, but Kardashian is all about losing weight.

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On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 17, someone revealed that they were trying to have a baby, someone got a new house, and someone got high on the weed.

The first two probably won't surprise you. But the third ...

Having finally found a new place to live, Khloe has to get settled in and decorate, but the interior designer is like so expensive, so she "hires" Kourtney instead.

"Hires" in quotes because Kourt expects to be paid.

Khloe is most likely not aware of this at the onset.

Kris's mom M.J. is Kris's hero, having overcome breast cancer and colon cancer, but is in a lot of pain these days, she reveals while she's visiting.

Kim is busy signing copies of the recent Vogue cover she, which her sisters tease her about, giving Kim a complex about how they don't actually support her.

They do, though. Enter the huge, framed Vogue cover they framed for her. What a gesture. What an achievement by a woman of next to no talent.

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Rob Kardashian may have checked into rehab.

But the reality star is definitely a fan of his one-year old niece.

Rob took to Twitter yesterday and posted a split photo of Nori being held by mother Kim Kardashian, writing "Goodness @KimKardashian she's soooooo pretty!!!! LOVE HERR."

Nori West Photos

Kim acknowledged the message on Twitter and responded: "she loves her uncle Robby!"

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