by Free Britney at

If you've had a sexual encounter - gay or straight - with Texas Gov. Rick Perry, Larry Flynt wants to hear from you. And will pay BIG BUCKS for proof.

Hustler's publisher is targeting the Republican Presidential candidate, offering $1 million for anyone who can show Perry having an illicit sexual liaison.

The ad, which Flynt will take out in various newspapers, asks bluntly, "Have you had a gay or straight sexual encounter with Governor Rick Perry?"

Hey, you might as well not beat around the bush in this quest.

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Rick Perry wants to be president. Larry Flynt wants to derail him/make money.

A purveyor of all things smut, Flynt is clearly not a fan of Perry, who opposes gay marriage and is regarded as devoutly conservative on social issues.

Then again, he's made similar offers in the past to people coming forward with dirt on Bill Clinton and/or members of Congress in either political party.

No word if there's a similar bounty on Perry's rival Rick Santorum, or whether it would involve a bonus if it involves "santorum" as Google defines it.

Seriously, Google Rick Santorum. Larry Flynt would be proud.

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by Free Britney at

Wednesday night's Republican presidential debate was the first of the election cycle to feature Texas Gov. Rick Perry, who quickly made up for lost time.

Using what he himself called “provocative language,” he called Social Security a “Ponzi scheme” and “a monstrous lie,” and Barack Obama an “abject liar.”

Perhaps most notably, though, Perry scored enthusiastic applause when it was noted that the state he governs has executed over 200 people under his watch - and more applause when he said he has no regrets. Watch:

Was that really worthy of applause? Even if you support the idea of capital punishment, it's still the worst-case scenario in which the government kills a human being. Justifiable? Perhaps. But something to stand up and cheer for?

That's the kind of night it was, though.

Perry also defended his denial of climate change, saying “The science is not settled about this ... Galileo got out-voted for a spell.” Well, there you have it.

Who would you vote for in a GOP primary?

 

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