by Free Britney at . Comments

A Barbie doll reading Rebecca Martinson's absolutely insane Delta Gamma sorority email that went viral last week? Pretty much speaks for itself, doesn't it?

Yes. But it's still hilarious.

While not quite equaling the gravitas of Michael Shannon's reenactment of the screed, YouTube's Most Popular Girls In School show had Barbie read the thing.

The result is fairly freaking amazing.

There's nothing quite like watching a smiling, innocent-looking Barbie berate her fellow sisters whilst saying "double f**king newsflash" or "c*nt punt."

Handjobs and salutations to all.

by Free Britney at . Comments

When an insane sorority girl email from a University of Maryland student to her Delta Gamma sisters leaked online, people were stunned. Appalled.

Shocked. Falling over laughing. So many emotions.

Whatever you made of her strongly-worded expletive-ridden rant, it clearly required a spoke-word reading by a performer with gravitas. Enter Michael Shannon.

Watch below as the thespian (Boardwalk Empire, Take Shelter, Revolutionary Road) and his commanding presence bring the email to life for Funny or Die:

While the text of the email posted by THG initially listed the author's name as Julia, she was later revealed as Rebecca Martinson. Well played, Rebecca.

Now please see the UMD Counseling office.

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