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Earlier today, Ray J came out with the official "I Hit it First" video, the track that he swears is totally not dedicated to a certain Kim Kardashian sex tape.

It features this artist and a Kim look-alike frolicking bed, playing with each other and a video camera.

THG can't help but wonder: Why did Ray J waste time and money putting such a project together?

Why not just take the hilarious single and set it in the background of actual Kim Kardashian sex tape footage? You know, like this creative Internet user did:

The only question that remains, THGers: Which song should be played in the background of the upcoming Farrah Abraham sex tape?

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Simply put: It's here. And it's awesome.

Ray J has released the official music video for "I Hit It First," the Kim Kardashian sex tape-inspired anthem that Ray somehow claims is NOT about the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Right. The same way Amanda Bynes is totally stable and normal.

The video features Ray driving sports cars and flying in airplanes... while also rolling in bed with a young woman who looks a whole lot like a certain large-breasted reality star.

See for yourself:

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It took a decade, but the Kim Kardashian sex tape may finally pay off for Ray J.

A few days prior to its planned released, "I Hit It First" has been leaked online.

The track takes clear aim at Ray J's famous ex, taunting Kanye West and Kris Humphries with its opening lyrics (She might move on to rappers and ballplayers/But we all know I hit it first.) and going on to constantly remind the world:

Ray J totally did Kim Kardashian first.

So enjoy your sloppy seconds and thirds, 'Ye, and enjoy this hilarious single now, readers:

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Ray J is coming out with a new single and its title is a hilarious taunt to Kanye West:

I Hit It First.

Featuring a pixelated Kim Kardashian bikini photo for its cover art, the track will be released on April 9 and reportedly features the lyrics:

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She might move on to rappers and ballplayers
But we all know I hit it first.

I had her head going North and her ass going South
But now baby chose to go West

No matter where she goes or who she knows
She still belongs in my bed.

Seriously, how awesome is Ray J?!?

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