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Some celebrity couples are made in heaven, making their fans believe in romance, passion and everlasting love even at the highest levels of fame and fortune.

Just not these ones. Like at all.

In celebration of Valentine's Day, many romantic duos will celebrate with flowers, gifts, meals, dates and public displays of affection. Nauseating, but cute.

These couples, on the other hand, are best known for fighting - in the media, in person and/or on TV - and breaking up a lot. Sometimes with police involved.

Hey, when you're a celebrity gossip site, you can't function without the dysfunctional, so at least they bring the entertainment value and then some, right?

Here are 14 truly toxic twosomes that never should've been a thing:

Rihanna and Chris Brown
Rihanna and Chris Brown dated for two decent chunks of time, the first of which ending after he beat her senseless. Never a good sign. Nor was taking him back after that, but she's moved on with Drake ... thank goodness. Good luck, Karrueche!

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According to a new report, Ray J absolutely lost it the day Whitney Houston died of a drug overdose.

Because he was distraught over the passing of his girlfriend at the time? Of course. But also because he allegedly overheard at least one police officer make disparaging remarks about the late singer.

Ray J on the Red Carpet

TMZ sources confirm that Ray J was standing outside the room when he heard laughter and some kind of rude comment, a story that jibes with someone else close to Houston complaining that an emergency responder was "talking trash" about her inside the suite.

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Listen closely, THGers. Ray J has some important words of wisdom to offer.

In a run-in last night with TMZ cameras, the former Kim Kardashian sex tape partner mocked Kanye West for his recent attack on a cameraman... scoffed at the suggestion that he would watch the Myla Sinanaj sex tape... and encouraged all young people to attend college.

It was a classic performance from our favorite D-lister/hip hop star/amateur pornography director.

Seriously, when Ray J speaks, you have to listen. So drop what you're doing now and watch below:

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Is he happy for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West?

Does he still deny "I Hit It First" is based on the Kim Kardashian sex tape?

And, come to think of it, does he still have a copy of that amateur adult video?!?

Ray J stopped by The Wendy Williams Show this week and answered all those personal questions and more, while also saying he's done dating celebrities and is all about "entertainment."

Sit back and watch Wendy gush over her hilarious guest now:

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Earlier today, Ray J came out with the official "I Hit it First" video, the track that he swears is totally not dedicated to a certain Kim Kardashian sex tape.

It features this artist and a Kim look-alike frolicking bed, playing with each other and a video camera.

THG can't help but wonder: Why did Ray J waste time and money putting such a project together?

Why not just take the hilarious single and set it in the background of actual Kim Kardashian sex tape footage? You know, like this creative Internet user did:

The only question that remains, THGers: Which song should be played in the background of the upcoming Farrah Abraham sex tape?

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Simply put: It's here. And it's awesome.

Ray J has released the official music video for "I Hit It First," the Kim Kardashian sex tape-inspired anthem that Ray somehow claims is NOT about the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Right. The same way Amanda Bynes is totally stable and normal.

The video features Ray driving sports cars and flying in airplanes... while also rolling in bed with a young woman who looks a whole lot like a certain large-breasted reality star.

See for yourself:

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Hey, did you hear that Ray J hit Kim Kardashian first?

It's true, he totally had intercourse with this reality star long before she got it on with Reggie Bush, Kris Humphries or Kanye West.

And not long after releasing the aptly-titled - and totally hilarious - "I Hit It First," Ray has now come out with a teaser for the eventual music video.

It features sports cars... scantily-clad women... and a highway sign for Chicago as soon as the artist raps about his ex going "West." And Kanye is from Chicago!

That settles it! This track really is about Kardashian! Take a look now:

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Ray J may have hit it first, but a surrogate for Kim Kardashian is hoping to get the last laugh.

In response to that singer's hilarious Kim Kardashian sex tape ode, Jonathan Cheban has come out and made his feelings very well-known.

"When I saw that idiot Ray J make a song about her, you know I held myself back from twittering that Ray J is a real retard," Kim's BFF told Us Weekly on Saturday. "But you know, I can't deal with a thousand people twittering back and forth so I let it go. I mean, who does that?! You're a loser and you'll always be a loser."

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Yes, it references ballplayers. And rappers. And the word "west" is thrown out there. And that cover picture sure looks familiar.

But Ray J really has no idea why everyone is making a big deal out of his new single, "I Hit It First."

It's clearly NOT about the Kim Kardashian sex tape, folks!

"It's a song, it's not about that, it's about a concept," the artist said yesterday. "People going way too deep. They just gotta keep it on the surface. I'm not trying to create no war, it's all love; we're doing music."

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It took a decade, but the Kim Kardashian sex tape may finally pay off for Ray J.

A few days prior to its planned released, "I Hit It First" has been leaked online.

The track takes clear aim at Ray J's famous ex, taunting Kanye West and Kris Humphries with its opening lyrics (She might move on to rappers and ballplayers/But we all know I hit it first.) and going on to constantly remind the world:

Ray J totally did Kim Kardashian first.

So enjoy your sloppy seconds and thirds, 'Ye, and enjoy this hilarious single now, readers: